NSFW!

Umm...I've been kinda lazy and braindead lately. But anyways, here's a new retarded chapter! Yay!

And since my sister & her family are moving in with me, I'll have to lay low from now on. :(

But eh, gonna watch TDK in Imax again next Saturday! :D Stupid Slumdog Millionaire. TDK should be all over that Oscar Best Picture!

The Joker curled into a ball on his bed, sobbing his eyes out as he buried his face in his arms. Harvey slowly creaked the door open and walked in, a look of sympathy and burnt-ness on his face.

"Come on, J-man…You can't let a bunch of fangirls do this to you," Harvey said softly as he put a hand on Joker's shoulder.

"Go away!" Joker whimpered between sobs. "You don't know what it's like to be the Zac Efron of the year! The fans claw all over you until there's nothing left and then move on to the next one!"

"Well…yeah. That's what fans do. Obsess over the new fad until it's all used up, and then get over it and go to the next new cool thing. You just happened to be the sexy, psycho clown fad."

Joker looked up and glared at Two-Face with red puffy eyes. "You're not helping…" he hissed.

Two-Face just smiled, the urge of revenge taking over. "Aw look at chu…Your eyes are all swollen and your make-up got all screwed up. Girl, are we gonna have to give you another make-over?"

Joker's eyes narrowed, hate radiating through his shaking body and clenched fists. "I'm gonna-"

"Alright, Plan B!" Harvey suddenly shouted.

Joker gazed at Harvey with a confused look until some noises turned his focus to his door. He could hear Bruce and Crane mumbling just outside his door, their voices sharp as if they were arguing about something.

"I said Plan B!" Harvey shouted with more force and anger.

There was a lot of struggling, but Bruce was eventually pushed into the room by Crane, both having looks of anger and frustration. Bruce was wearing a surprisingly fancy tuxedo, his brown hair gelled back and wearing expensive shoes.

"Just do it!" Crane whispered loudly to Bruce.

Bruce sighed deeply to release his remaining anger, then walked closer to the Joker, who was suddenly lightened up with assumptions of what was to come. Crane held a boom box, pressing play to start some music.

Bruce wore the most charming smile that he could do at the moment, singing softly as he looked at the Joker. "You're just too good to be true. Can't take my eyes off you. You'd be like Heaven to touch. I wanna hold you so much. At long last love has arrived, and I thank God I'm alive. You're just too good to be true. Can't take my eyes off you."

Joker was practically orgasming on site, too shocked for words. He couldn't even believe that this was real, especially when the trumpet solo came, and Bruce started to dance in a silly manner. Then Bruce ran towards the Joker, sliding on his knees to a stop right before Joker's crotch.

"I love you, baby! And if it's quite alright, I need you, baby, to warm a lonely night. I love you, baby. Trust in me when I say: Oh, pretty baby, don't bring me down, I pray. Oh, pretty baby, now that I found you, stay..."

Joker couldn't just sit there, dream or not. He fell into Bruce, embracing him in a passionate kiss. Once their lips broke, both had a look in their eyes that said more than love.

"Feeling better?" Bruce asked to break the silence.

"Not…yet," Joker teased as he stroked his fingers through Bruce's hair.

A subtle cough was heard from the side. Bruce and Joker looked over, and they suddenly remembered about Harvey and Crane.

"God…" Joker gave them a furious snarl, nails digging into Bruce's back. "Why do you two always have to be the mood killers?"

Harvey and Crane gazed blankly at the Joker, then each other, and then the Joker again. "No, we don't want to be mood killers anymore. We want to join in," Harvey said in a low voice.

Bruce immediately objected. "Ohh no! There are going to be no orgies in my home!"

Joker loved to do everything Bruce didn't, so he happily agreed to the idea. "Sounds great! Right now, let's do it!"

As much as Bruce denied it to himself, he had to admit that his sex life hasn't been good for a long time. Ever since he started becoming Batman, the only sex he started getting was when Joker would provide it. And having an orgy was something that he hasn't done in awhile. "…Alright," Bruce succumbed. "On your knees, Joker."

"Whatever you say, Master," Joker whispered seductively into Bruce's ear before sliding off him and positioning himself on the floor correctly. His cock throbbed in anticipation.

Harvey walked over with a half smile, stopping right behind Joker's ass and unzipping his jeans. "Ever since you did this to my face and killed my girl, my sex life has been horrible." Harvey started to spread out Joker's butt cheeks. "Just call this some payback."

"Wha…wait. I'm not going to be gang-banged tonight! I need to dominate over something here!" Joker protested. Being dominated by someone other than Batman just didn't feel right to him. Especially if it was by someone who he had already defeated before.

"That's why we have Crane," Harvey answered simply, gesturing for Crane to walk over.

Dr. Crane crawled underneath the Joker, nuzzling against his chest for warmth. "Yeah…"

Crane slowly unzipped Joker's pants and began to stroke Joker's swollen cock before taking it in his mouth. As Joker moaned in pleasure, he felt a penetration in his ass as Harvey began to thrust inside him. Joker arched back, looking up at Bruce standing in front of him. "Wh…Why aren't you do…doing anything?" Joker panted.

Bruce smirked and slowly undid his pants. "You get the best for last." With that, he aimed his dick in front of the Joker's willing face. "And you did say that you wanted some BJ."

"BJ it is, then…" Joker breathed as he licked Bruce's sensitive tip before taking the length in. Bruce held onto the Joker's tangled hair and guided him on, closing his eyes and leaning his head back.

The only sounds were the moans and groans of the four men and the friction from their bodies. Joker clung onto Bruce's leg for support from the overwhelming pleasure, shivers running through his body as he felt the thrill coursing through him.

Harvey closed his eyes and began to thrust faster, feeling the ecstasy that he missed for so long. "Uhhnn…Rachel…Rachel…" he began to moan, imagining his sweet girl.

Joker paused sucking for a second, about to protest, but was too overcome in bliss that he just proceeded to give Bruce what he wanted. Bruce tried to imagine Rachel, but the sick feeling of sadness started to return. He forced Joker to move faster to brush the feeling away, and it was working splendidly.

Crane was doing a master job at sucking Joker's cock, having done it a lot of times with other people. He would swirl his tongue for a moment, then bob in different rhythms just to tease, and occasionally graze his teeth lightly for emphasis.

Joker came quickly due to the multiplied amount of pleasure, coming inside Crane's mouth. Crane obediently swallowed and licked the rest of the excess, running his hands up and down Joker's thigh to end his turn sweetly.

Harvey yelled out, "RACHUULL!!" as he came, screaming in full release from the sex he missed so much. Tears streamed down his grim face as he realized who he just fucked.

"Suck it up, baconface," Crane sneered before turning over to watch Joker finish up.

Joker moved his head gracefully back and forth in a languid rhythm, teasing Bruce by going so slow. "Come on, Joker…pick up the pace…" the clown heard Bruce hiss as his head was pushed in further.

When Joker refused, Bruce held tighter to the Joker's mangled hair, shoving him in to deep throat his length. Joker nearly gagged, but obediently took it in. He suddenly started to move as fast as he could without transition, overwhelming Bruce in the process. Moving in such velocity while grazing his teeth along the length made Bruce cry out in pleasurable pain. Finally, he couldn't take it and came into the Joker's anticipating mouth. The madman moaned as he licked off all the excess, savoring Bruce's sweet taste.

Everyone stood there, panting and staring at each other in an awkward silence. Harvey wiped off his tears and coughed. "So…what now?"

Joker zipped his pants back up and sat in a comfortable position, still clinging to Bruce's leg. "Well...I'm still hungry. Let's go out to a fancy dinner! Surely, ol' Billionaire Playboy over here can hit us up."

Bruce looked down at the madman in disapproval. "Oh sure, let's have the richest guy in Gotham take 3 wanted criminals out to dinner! Sounds great," he spat in sarcasm.

Joker shrugged. "It doesn't have to be in Gotham. Let's go to Hawaii or something."

"I've never been to Hawaii!" Crane smiled giddily. "…Well maybe a few times in drag, but it's not the same as the real deal!"

"No!" Bruce bellowed. "No more random adventures! I want you all out!"

"Yeah!" Joker agreed. "That's what we're talking about, genius! Hawaii!"

"All three of you can go to Hawaii for all I care, but I'm. Not. Going." Bruce crossed his arms. "I have a city to watch over."

Ohhh what's goin on? =o