Neko walks into the room carrying a sobbing Thief King.
Neko: "Hey Everyone! How are you guy…"
Thief King: *crying* "It's gone! Vanished! Noooooo!!!!"
Neko: -.-; "Right, this. The Thief King recently lost his favorite teddy bear to a wild group of raving fan girls."
Thief King: "It wasn't a teddy bear! It was a vicious, killing Monster!" *sobs uncontrollably*
Neko: "It's okay Kingy! There's no need to cry just because they ripped out it's stuffing to mount above their fireplaces!" ^-^
Thief King: O.O "They did WHAT?" *evil glare* "They…will…die…"
Neko: "Oh good. He went psycho." -_-;
Thief King: *innocent smile* "Why, whatever do you mean?" *huge evil laugh*
Neko: "Okay, I do not own Yugioh, iPod, or any other trademark products in this fanfic."
Thief King: "But I own Neko's iPod!" ^-^
Neko: "So, I know you guys have been waiting to see what our cast would be turned into."
Thief King: O.o "What? Why wasn't I informed of this?"
Neko: -.-; "You were standing right next to me when I announced it."
Thief King: O.o "… I was?"
Neko: ^_^'' "Anyway! So, the cast will be turned into…"
Thief King: "Sandwiches?!"
Neko: "No, not sandwiches. The cast will be…"
Thief King: "2 sandwiches?!"
Neko: *glares at Thief King*
Thief King: "…what?"
Neko: *sighs* "lets just watch and see, shall we?"
*-*-*-*-*-*
Neko poofs into the room, because she is tired of always walking through the front door… she's too good for that.
Neko: *in singsong voice* "Hiiii again!"
Everyone: *grumbles*
Neko: *sits down in her mighty authoress chair* "Okay! I'm set. You readers ready to hear what the cast will be turned into?"
*audience cheering noise*
Everyone: O.o "… what was that?"
Neko: "The fanbase for this fanfic."
Bakura: "What fanbase?!?! You have no fans!"
Neko: *ignoring Bakura… for the moment* "Okay, they will be turned into…"
Yugi: ^~^ "You might want to fix Joey first."
Joey: *laying on the floor in a fetal position, whimpering*
Neko: "Oh right. Okay, just for today, Joey will be in therapy! Isn't that great!"
Kaiba: (somehow found his way out of the bathroom) "You are so sued."
………………
(After Joey gets wheeled off to the crazy house, and Neko stops him from pressing charges)
Neko: "Okay! Now! The cast will get turned into…" *pauses for interruptions* "Into… Chibis!"
(there is a big poof as everyone in the entire room turns into the chibi version of themselves… except for Tea ho get turned into a pile of, uh, entrails.)
Tristan: "Holy f*** on a f*** sandwich with f*** on top… and a heaping side of f***!"
(I don't own YGO: TAS)
Neko: "Aww!" ^-^ "Aren't they adorable"
Yami: "Why do I feel like every time I smile everyone seems to… coo?"
Bakura: *tries to make an angry face, but is too cute too be taken seriously* "Neko, I swear to Ra that if you don't change be back I will…" *Makes pained face* "I will…" *scrunches up face, then collapses* "Gah! I can't say anything mean!"
Neko: "So adorable!" ^///^
Ryou: *stomach grumbles* "does anyone have any cream puffs?"
Everyone: *looks at Ryou and faints from his cuteness*
Neko: *recovers from fangirl attack* "Let's get on to the reviews, okay?"
Wolf the Stalker of Bakura
...Is it weird that I have never played Final Fantasy? :S Lol. I wanna play
Final Fantasy 7 so bad! It has Seph! But noo! And I wanna see Advent Children!
BUT NO! And I love Vampire Knight. I have the manga. Jealous much! WOOP!!
...and Riku is from Kingdom Hearts. Currently playing it. Yea. Fun! Hehe.
Yay! Yugi is not lame anymore! ...change him back. That's just weird.
Anyway. I was wondering if Bakura has ever been on deviantart and seen some
of the pictures they have of him and Ryou...?
Ohkay lets test out the 0 button aye. We will try to say three thousand.
Again.
30
...Ok I see the three 0's there. What happens when I click submit...
Neko: "Yeah, it's pretty fun, even though I only played one of them… which one was it?"
Bakura: *suffering from cuteness attack* "What's a Deviant Art?"
Neko: ^_^ "Oops, looks like it didn't work… again…"
Ryou: T^T "It'll be okay, Wolf-Chan!"
Neko: "Aww! How can you hate that?"
Bizerko-Kittykins
That cliffhanger was completely mean...and admittedly brilliant.
Mokuba: How could someone not love Mokie? *pets his hair and gives an
adventure-comedy to fill his long hours of boredom and seeing his beloved
older brother shoved into enclosed spaces with strange men*
Yugi, Yami, and Atem: *points and laughs in their hairless faces*
Pegasus: *gives laptop* ...Well, Kaiba hogs the computer...
Tea: *gives a knife to the heart, before carving it out onto her hand and
poking it repeatedly*
Neko: Does everyone have that device or just Tea?
Wonderful chapter, can't wait to see what happens next time!
Sincerely with a Toonship-High, Bizerko
Neko: *smirks* "Thank you, I am a brilliant person."
Mokuba: *chibi smiles as he is pet, then clings to reviewers arm* "Yay!"
Neko: *pulls Mokuba off of reviewer, and puts him by chibi-Kaiba*
YugiXYamiXAtem: *cry as they are pointed and laughed at* "Meanie!"
Neko: "It's still cute!"
Pegasus: *grabs laptop and starts to chew on it* "I looove presents!"
Neko: "… okay, slightly creepy now…"
All the chibis cover their eyes as a knife is poking whatever remains of Tea.
Neko: (listens to question) "Yes, everyone has this device, don't worry. And lol, Toonshipping?"
Suddenly, the chibi-Malik screams, as he is being suffocated by hugs from chibi-Marik.
Malik: "Get off of me, you big weirdo!"
Marik: TTATT "Waah! Malik!"
Neko: "Oh geez…" *pulls Marik off of Malik* "Bad Marik! Do you want a time out?"
Marik: *sniffles* "n-noo."
Neko: "It's the last review already?"
FrozenNote
Yay, update :3 great chapter! My hamster died today and you really cheered me
up! Thanks! I wonder now, Marik is still gay and has no Malik... Who will he
hug now? . And thanks for the robe Thief King! *gives ice-cream* *sits
down by Malik wearing that robe* Hi ^^. Oh, and yeah, everyone likes Mokuba
for some reason... *gives video game to him* Don't know why. Oh, Neko, think
I should do smth to you too! *gives iPod* not the one Thief King has, but good
enough, no? ^^
**Frozen
Neko: "Aww, poor hamster!" ((I want to watch Hamtaro now.))
Thief King: *gets Ice cream* "…well, it's not a sandwich, but ok!"
Malik: *grabs on to reviewer for protection* "Hi."
Neko: *restrains Mokuba from hugging reviewer* "Jeez, are chibi's always this clingy?"
Kaiba: "No, Mokuba just has abandonment issues."
Neko: (grabs iPod) "Yoink! I mean… thank you Frozen."
Duke: "Was I even in this one?"
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Neko: "Sorry if this one was short guys. I really wanted to write something cute. Don't worry, the chibi affect will be gone next update."
Chibi Ryou: "Review pweez?"
Neko: "As payback, I'll update earlier this time! Also, I know I didn't use all of the reviews, but I will get to them in the next update. Review!"