I don't know why, but there is just something so funny about Ryoma saying "you got burned". –shrugs- Not much to say about this chapter except please read and review! If you do, maybe I'll update again today! ;) Oh, and the chapters just keep getting longer pretty much.
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"This font is for the concert"
"This font is for the real peoples"
Chapter Four- You Got Burned Senpai!
Kachiro: Hey look! A weird old man is standing over there!
The boy pointed to the side of the stage where a man in monk's robes was standing.
Echizen snorted and lowered his cap.
Katsuo: What's he doing?
Nanjiroh: I heard there's something going on here, so I came to have a look. What's going on, I wonder.
His voice was slightly muffled from a cigarette he held in his mouth.
He swung his arm.
Nanjiroh: Uh, what's this? Why am I holding these? You've got them too, huh.
He clapped the things together.
Nanjiroh: You use them like this?
Voice: Game set. Won by Echizen! Nanjiroh or something!
Nanjiroh: Back in my day…
"His day was a long time ago." Echizen stated throwing a look at the TV screen.
Why did this baka have to be in it?
"Saa, who is this person, Echizen?"
He didn't answer.
Nanjiroh: Well, whatever. Hey, kids! What's going on around here? My kid, Echizen Ryoma, you know him?
Said kid groaned and tugged his hat lower over his eyes.
"Eh? That's you're father Echizen? You never told us! You never did!"
"…So?"
Katsuo: I do.
Kachiro: We know Ryoma-kun…
Horio: Hai.
Nanjiroh: Where'd he run off to, I wonder. Hey, Ryoma! Come on, stop with the singing practice. Come play with me.
"Yada!"
Nanjiroh: You're voice'll suck no matter what.
Eiji and Momo snickered and Ryoma blushed.
"What the heck was that?"
"I don't get him."
Katsuo: Hey, today, you know? The sempai's were here. What were they doing?
Kachiro: In preparation for the nationals, they're doing a Dream Live!
"For nationals?" nearly everyone echoed.
Katsuo: Why would they do a Dream Live to prepare for nationals?
"Saa, for the fun of everyone of course!"
Horio: Why indeed. Tennis is a sport, isn't it?
Kachiro: Whatever, the sempais kind of fail compared to us at singing.
"Nani?!"
Horio and Katsuo: That's true, isn't it?!
Kachiro: Especially someone like Inui-senpai!
A glare hit Inui's glasses. "I object to that statement."
"Me too senpai, fsssh." Kaidoh looked anywhere but at his role model.
Inui coughed slightly. "Arigato Kaidoh."
Momo grinned mockingly. "Aww, look Kaidoh's got a crush on senpai!"
The data player smirked, deciding to defend his favorite kouhai. "And you don't have a crush on someone Momoshiro?"
He blushed. "I don't have a crush on Ann!"
"I never said I was talking about Ann, did I? In fact there is an 83 percent chance that you like someone more than her."
Horio: No, what about Tezuka-buchou?
Tezuka frowned. "They will be drinking Inui juice when we get back."
Everyone besides Inui and Fuji sweat dropped.
Inui's face shadowed evilly.
Kachiro brought his hands up to his face and giggled high-pitched.
Katsuo: What about Fuji-sempai's dancing?
Fuji's cerulean eyes opened, sending a chill throughout the room.
Eiji whimpered and hugged his partner. "Oishi! Eiji is scaring me, nya!"
"It's okay Eiji." The redhead lifted his head so that their faces were only inches away. Dark blue eyes locked with forest green before their faces turned a deep red and they turned away from each other awkwardly.
This time all three of them giggled in a high-pitched tone.
Kachiro: That's something we won't say in front of fans, right?
They turned toward the audience.
All three: Woah! Shh!
Katsuo: Speaking of which, us? What do you think we should do?
"Betsuni,"
Horio: Let's dance.
Kachiro and Katsuo: Dancing?
Horio: Yeah, yeah! Let's do some cool dancing! Because don't we usually only go like this?
Kachiro: Yeah, we usually move the nets.
Katsuo: And move out the props.
Horio: No, that was me!
Kachiro: Once the sempais start singing, we collect their rackets. We gathered them right?
Katsuo: And got the buckets.
Horio: That was me
Katsuo: Eyebrow drawing!
Horio: It's natural.
Katsuo: But Horio-kun, you're eyebrow is drawn in, isn't it?
Horio: It's not drawn!
Katsuo: But it's so thin.
Horio: It's not thin, it's growing out!
"Why are they talking about an eyebrow?"
Katsuo: Let me touch it.
"Why would you want to, nya?"
Horio: Yuck dirty hands! You'll smudge.
Katsuo: shut up.
Horio: You'll smudge.
Kachiro: Wait! What really matters is, where did the sempais go?
Horio: They're not here, so let's just do something!
Katsuo: If we're found out we'll get into trouble.
Kachiro: I want to!
Horio: Alright, here we go!
All: Kachi nokoru zo! Kachi nokoru zo! Donna teki ni mo hirumi wa shinai…
Kachiro: Horio-kun, Horio-kun. Horio-kun, why are you going forward?
Horio: It just comes out like this.
Katsuo: Ibara no michi no kanata demo…
Kachiro: Cut it out!
Katsuo: Yeah, yeah, there's something I wanna do. That one scene with Kaidoh-senpai. Okay watch. Here I go. Donna ni oitsumeraretemo…
"Fsssh," Kaidoh looked away. "I take offence to this."
Horio: You're voice isn't projecting.
Kachiro: But really, Momo-sempai's much cooler.
Momo grinned as Kaidoh hissed. "I like that, I do!"
Kachiro: Boku wa Katou-chan, Katou-chan!
Horio: Katou's your given name, isn't it? So yeah, which should we do?
Katsuo: It's obvious; Kaidoh-sempai is the best.
Kaidoh smirked as Momo whined. "I don't like that, I don't!"
Kachiro: No, Momo-sempai's better!
"Yeah!"
The screen showed a picture of someone appearing on stage.
Katsuo: It's Kaidoh-sempai!
"No!"
Katsuo pointed behind Kachiro: It's Kaidoh-sempai!
The screen showed Kaidoh resting his racket on his shoulder on stage. Then it showed Momo appearing on stage.
All: Yeah, Kaidoh-sempai, huh?
Momo held up a "v" sign to the audience, but looked at Kaidoh across the stage.
Kachiro: Or Momoshiro-sempai is better right?
Kaidoh: What're you looking at?!
Momo: What'd you say?
The crossed the stage to each other.
Kaidoh: Leave, you jerk.
Momo: You're an eyesore!
Oishi sighed. "You guys just can't stop can you?"
Kaidoh: Don't you feel any shame?!
Momo: Shut up, you! Here today, I'm taking the first song.
Kaidoh: I'm going first.
Momo: But I'm first.
Kaidoh: I'm first.
Momo: I'm first.
Kaidoh: Me first.
Momo: Since the first show you've always had the solos!
Kaidoh: Not like I can help it! I just have important games.
Echizen smirked at his friend. "Mada Mada Dane, Momo-sempai, you just got burned."
Momo blinked. "Eh?"
Kaidoh: Whatever, you're worse. You steal all the interesting scenes!
Momo: Not like I can help it since I'm interesting!
"Kaidoh-sempai also got burned. Mada mada dane."
Momo: I just remembered something interesting.
Kaidoh: What?
Momo: At the first show to get sympathy from the crowd, when it came time to sing, you forgot the lines!
Almost everyone burst out laughing at this as Kaidoh blushed and turned away.
Kaidoh: That was mortifying!
Momo looked shocked: Mortifying?
The boy with the bandana shook his head: No, predirected.
The regulars laughed along with the audience.
Voice: "That wasn't predirected. You just forgot." Says the director Ueshima.
Momo: Right? First of all, what number pair of shoes is this?
Kaidoh: This is the second.
Momo: Didn't the costume director cry?
Kaidoh: I can't help it! I just have rough choreography.
He said as they showed a picture of his shoes.
Momo: So what? You saying that I don't have any rough choreography? That's what you said! Even though I'm the one sweating the most!
"… we didn't need to know that Momo-chan." Eiji shakes his head.
Kaidoh touches Momo's forehead: You're just the kind of person who sweats a lot!
Momo: I can't help it, I drink twice as much water.
Kaidoh: Hey, just drink less. Maybe just half.
Momo: Oh yeah?
Kaidoh: You work way too hard.
Momo and Kaidoh stared at the screen, horrified.
Fuji laughed.
"What's happening, nya?!"
Kaidoh: Even on you're bike, you peddle too hard. That's why you keep falling! It's dangerous.
Momo: You,
Kaidoh: What?
Momo: You worry about me?
"Fsssh," Kaidoh blushed as Momo looked at him.
Kaidoh: Of course not.
Momo: You were!
Kaidoh: Were not!
Momo: You were!
Kaidoh: Were not!
Momo: Are!
Kaidoh: Aren't!
Momo: Are!
Kaidoh: Aren't!
Momo: Aren't.
Kaidoh: Are.
Eiji grinned. "Momo-chan got you Kaidoh!"
Freshman trio: It's the same, like Ibu, and Kamio.
Momo: Well, you know, for the record, I worry about you.
Momo sputtered, trying to come up with a retort to himself as Kaidoh hissed and the rest—even Tezuka—looked at them, amused.
Kaidoh: What?
Momo: You know, since you're plain and don't like being in front of people—
Kaidoh turned away from him, arms crossed over his chest.
—on days like today, I think you'd get very nervous. Deep in my heart I cheer, "go for it".
"No I don't!"
Momo: Hey, you always just stand on the side! So today, stand in the center!
Kaidoh: I'm fine, I'll be off to the side.
Momo: Don't be bashful!
"Fsssh, who's bashful?!"
Kaidoh: No, the side suits me.
Momo: Hurry, come on!
Kachiro: Please!
Kaidoh: Oh really?
Kaidoh walks over to the center. Momo kicks him out of the way.
Momo: You don't fit!
Through his laughter, Eiji said, "That's mean Momo-chan! So mean, nya!"
"Momo!" Seigaku's mother-hen scolded.
Momo: Look here, the center,
Kaidoh: What?
Momo: Look at this. Aren't I brilliant? Don't I shine?
Kaidoh: Yes you shine, of course you shine.
Momo: What're you looking at?!
Kaidoh: You're hair!
"…"
"What?"
Kaidoh: What do you use on it? It just doesn't go down!
Momo: Shut up!
Kaidoh: It doesn't fall!
Momo: When that bandana comes off, your hair goes too!
Kaidoh touched his head.
Kaidoh: Don't say that!
Momo: Anyway!
Kaidoh: What?
Momo: I'm going to be singing first today.
"Che, not this again."
Kaidoh: No I'm first.
Momo: I'm first!
Kaidoh: I'm first!
Momo: I'm the first!
Kaidoh: I'm first.
Momo: I'm going first.
Kaidoh: Alright, let's do this. Let's take it outside.
Momo: You're right, let's finally settle this.
Kaidoh: Perfect.
Momo: Hurry up and go!
Kaidoh: What was that?
Katsuo: Cue!
The music started.