-the next morning, in the great hall-
Draco: -to Eci, Robin, Monica and Alex- "You've been here one day. Half the school's destroyed, all the Hufflepuffs are dead, I have a fucking black eye and there's still a bloody car in the great hall. GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL!"
Kateri: "Calm down, granddad" –holding her head-
Draco: -knocks Kateri off her chair-
Eci: "You're expelling us?!"
Draco: "No. I just don't want you in this school until it's been repaired. And we re-stock the Hufflepuffs"
Robin: "Where we going then?"
Eci: "OOH! Can we go to my brother's school!?" –puppy dog eyes-
Draco: "I really don't give a shit. Just get out."
-somewhere over the Bermuda triangle, in a plane-
Alex: "Eci, what are we doing up here?" –scared of heights-
Monica: -clutching Robin's arm- "I second that question" –also scared of heights-
Eci: "Duh. It's one of the only ways to get to my brother's school, and you don't want to see me on a ship."
Furfur: -trying to sabotage the plane-
Eci: -picks Furfur up- "Bad demon. No sabotaging."
Robin: -over the intercom- "This is your new captain. Were making a unscheduled stop to the ocean, buckle your seat belts"
Plane: -dives-
Eci: "WOO! I love this bit!"
Furfur: -screaming-
Alex: "THE FUCKING DEMON'S SCREAMING!?"
Monica: "ROBIN! GET OFF THE CONTROLS!"
Eci: "Bellay that! Robin, keep going!"
Robin: "Eye eye captain"
Monica: "I thought you were captain, Robin!!!"
Eci: "She's acting captain!" –grinning like a madman-
Alex: -scared stiff-
Monica: -also scared stiff-
Plane: -hits the water-
Eci: "Open the doors! Get ready to disembark!"
Monica: "ECI! THIS IS NOT A SHIP!"
Eci: "NEAR ENOUGH!" –opening the doors-
A guy: -is stood in a little boat, just outside the doors- "Ello, mates. You wanting to visit?"
Eci: "Yep!"
The guy: "Hey, you're Ice's sister, aren't you!"
Eci: "That I am. We've been kicked out, is it ok if we go here for a while?"
Furfur: -in a weird voice- " No like water!" –panicking-
Eci: "HOLY SHIT IT SPEAKS"
Robin: -raises eyebrow-
Furfur: -climbs up Eci's back and sits on her shoulder- "No like waaater.." –muttering-
The guy: "Riiiight.. That's not creepy at all. Still, not like I've never seen it before. 'Name's Cloud, by the way."
Eci: "Hey!" –smiles-
Alex: -muttering-
Monica: -patting him on the back-
Robin: -groping Monica's ass-
Alex: "OFF MY SISTER!"
Monica: "Calm down, jesus."
Furfur: -hisses- "No like Jesus."
Everyone: -O.O-
Eci: "Uhh.."
Monica: "Um. I hope the demon's friendly.."
Eci: "Try not mentioning anything from up there" –points up-
Cloud: "Let's go inside, yeah?" –gesturing with hands-
Robin: "Yeah sure" –puts arm round Monica and walks in-
Eci: "Alright then. Alex, you coming?"
Furfur: -jumps on to Alex's shoulder- "Like Alex!" –purring-
Alex: "That's both cute and creepy at the same time…" –patting Furfur's head-
Cloud: "Let's be going then!"
Everyone: -squeezes into the little boat-
Cloud: "Down we go!"
Furfur: "EEP!" –trying not to get wet-
Boat: -sinking-
Eci: "Uhm. Won't we, you know. Drown."
Cloud: "There's a high possibility of that. Hold yer breath! Oh, an watch out for the kracken."
Alex + Monica: -in unison- "Kracken?!"
Cloud: -waving hands- "Nothing much to worry about! Really!"
Eci: "That's one big school."
Robin: -looking in the wrong direction- "What? Where?!"
Eci: "Turn around. Oh look, my brother!" –waving-
Monica: "He looks a hell of a lot like you."
Eci: "Twins, love. Savvy"
Cloud: "Sounds a lot like 'er as well."
Boat: -stopped-
Everyone: -gets out-
Ice: "We don't want any!" –pushing Eci away-
Eci: "Quit it, you giant knob!"
Ice: "At least its giant"
Robin: "motion in the ocean not the size of the boat" –pats Ice on the back-
Ice: "Long time no see, Robin"
Monica: "I can't get over how much you look the same. Honestley."
Robin: "You might not have noticed, but you look like your brother too."
Monica + Alex: "OI!"
Robin: -grins-
Ice: -has arm around Eci's shoulder- "We look nothing the same, either. I mean, come on. I don't have boobs for one thing. Mind you.."
Eci: "DON'T YOU DARE!"
Cloud: "are we going in or just staying outside for a while?" –o.O-
Furfur: -back on Eci's shoulder- "KRACKEN!"
Cloud: "Oh shit. EVERYONE TO THE KRACKEN ATTACK SHELETER!"
Ice: "WHERE'S THE NEAREST ONE!?"
Cloud: "Uh. Other side 'o the school?"
Eci: "Oh. That's clever"
Ice: "Well, there was one here. But the Kracken sort of.. Ate it."
Alex: "Oh. Brilliant."
Furfur: "Kracken getting closer!" –waving little demon hands-
Kracken: -ROAR!-
Robin: -stroking kracken- "awwww whos a cute kracken. Yes you are"
Eci + Ice: -o.O- "The fuck?"
Robin: "I got a thing for animals" –shrugs-
Eci: "Yeah, but.. That thing's a.. tentacle monster. Which reminds me" –turns to Ice- "Did you get that thing with Jones sorted out?"
Ice: "Oh yeah. Someone stabbed his heart or something."
Eci: "Oh good. So, who's in charge of the Dutchman now?"
Ice: -shrugs- "Some guy."
Eci: "So all the tentacle raping has stopped?"
Monica + Alex: "Tentacle rapage?"
Eci + Ice: "You didn't want to be here last year."
Robin: "Yeah, but Monica wanted to be" –stupid grin-
Monica, Alex, Eci and Ice: -all slap Robin at once-
Robin: -curled up on the floor-
Cloud: -sweatdrop- "We goin' inside or what? Cause the kracken don't look to happy."
Kracken: -getting slowly closer to Robin- "nom?"
Furfur: -hissing at Kracken- "NO NOM!"
Eci: "Awh! Clever Furfur!"
Ice: "You summoned a clever demon? AWESOME!"
Cloud: "look, you guys don't come inside- you drown. THAT SIMPLE"
Eci: "Fine! Jesus!"
Furfur: -glares- "NO. Like. Jesus."
Eci: "Sorry Furfur!" –petting-
-inside-
Fan girls in the shadows: -stalking the group- "psst isn't that Robin Touchstone? With two sets of twins? AND WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH THAT GIRL!! OMFG SHES GOT HER ARM ROUND HER!!"
Furfur: -glances round- "I smell Fangirls"
Eci: "really? Here as well?"
Robin: -oblivious-
Fan girls: -moving in for the kill-
Furfur: -suddenly huge- "NO LIKE FAN GIRLS!!" –evil grin-
Eci: "Huh. Shit."
Cloud: "Pleeease don't get any bigger. It'll smash the roof!"
Furfur: "okay, sorry." –shrinks slightly-
Ice: "Eci, your demon is amazing. Where in hell did you summon it from and can I get one"
Eci: "no you can't it's my demon"
Fan girls: "NO DEMON CAN STOP US!"
Furfur: -stands on them- "CAN!"
Robin: -still completely oblivious-
Monica: "Robin, Do you have any idea what's happening around you!?"
Robin: "Can't say I do. Why, what's happened?"
Furfur: -back to normal size- "Saafe!" –proud-
Eci: "Clever Furfur!" –picks him up-
Cloud: -scratching head- "Someone's gonna have to clean that up."
-in their new apartment thing-
Eci: "So, what're we doing while we're here?"
Ice: "You wanna go explore the ocean? Or, we can go visit Mister Dutchman."
-they leave-
Cloud: -to Alex- "there's a games room down the corridor, wanna check it out?"
Alex: "Sure, why not."
-they leave-
Furfur: "Furfur bored." –wanders off-
Robin: "Well that leaves us"-shuffles closer on the sofa-
Monica: -Grabs Robins tie and drags her to the rooms-
-next day-
Eci: -wearing a pirate hat- "That was fun. The new Dutchman guy's a bit boring though, don't you think?"
Ice: -waving a sword around- "Just a bit. He wouldn't even fight."
Alex: "Where's Monica and Robin?"
Furfur: "No wan know!" –playing with something-
Cloud: "'Demon 'as a point."
A girl: -carrying a big plate- "Here's somethin' to eat." –smiling-
Eci: -looks at the food- "Do you guys only eat fish down here?"
Ice: "Easiest thing to get, 'we send anyone up and they get sick cause of the pressure change and something."
Cloud: "Ugh. Squid."
Alex: "That's just a bit disgusting."
Furfur: "Bleh."
Ice: "Even the demon won't eat it."
Eci: "No shit, Sherlock."
Alex: "Do you have anything other than squid?"
Cloud: "Tuna, Salmon, Shark, cuttlefish, jellyfish, the occasional dolphin and a narwhal or two"
Eci: "Don't you get sick of fish?"
Furfur: "I already am!"
Ice: "Oh, a smartass demon, huh?"
Alex: "Right that's it were going to the surface to get MacDonald's"
Eci: "Alright then" –picks up Furfur-
Cloud: "You want me to take you up?"
Eci: "INDEED!"
Furfur: "NO SWIM!"
Cloud: "No were going in the submarine"
Alex: "Won't the kracken attack?"
Cloud: "Most probably. That's why we go really fast, and that's why we get sick."
Eci: "Ah."
Furfur: -wriggling- "GO GO!"
Eci: "I'm sure there's a spell we can do to fix that"
Cloud: "In that case, follow me!" –runs off-
Eci + Alex: -run off after him-
Ice: -just realises- "OI! I'm on my own now!"
-in the submarine-
Cloud: -at the controls- "Now then.. Which button.."
Eci: "You don't know how to use it?"
Cloud: "Oh yeah, of course I do. I just.. forgot bits.."
Alex: "We're screwed." –doing up seatbelts-
Furfur: -climbing on the roof- "Screwed!"
Eci: "Furfur! Down!"
Cloud: "Alright, I've figured it out. Hold on to your hats."
Eci: "MY HAT!" –grabs it-
-At maccie D's-
Eci: ".. and a big mac. Oh, and a coke. For each order. Thanks."
Server: "That'll be.. $100. And 99cents."
Eci: "YOU WHAT!?"
Cloud: "Over priced much?"
Furfur: "No carry money!"
Eci: "Alex, you pay" –walks off with order-
Alex: -blank stare-
Server: "Sir?"
Alex: -drops one of Furfurs smoke bombs and runs off-
-back in the sub-
Cloud: "Here we go again"
-back at school-
Ice: "Oh good, you're back. I can has food?"
Alex: "My food." –already eating-
Robin: "I smell food"-is really messily dressed-
Eci: "Dude. Cover your shame." –handful of fries-
Furfur: "SHAME!" –stealing a big mac-
Robin: "what shame??" –grabs some food-
Monica: -even worse dressed than Robin- "Uhg. Food."
Eci: "What in the name of Satan have you been doing. Actually scratch that I don't want to know." –grimaces-
Ice: -grabs something- "At least it's not fish."
Alex: "MY FOOD, BITCH!"
Monica: "MINE!" –fighting over something-
Robin: -walks over and fire-man lifts Monica away from Alex-
Eci: -looking out of window- "OH! A ship! Wait. It's underwater. THE DUTCHMAN!?"
Ice: "He came for a fight?!"
Robin: -also at window- "I don't get it…."
Monica:" ROBIN!!!! PUT. ME. DOWN!" –screaming-
Eci: "Righty. The Dutchman's come to visit. MAN THE CANNONS!"
Ice: -hits Eci on the back of the head- "You aren't captain here, missy. Also, we can't win against the Dutchman."
Furfur: "Ship is wet. No like ship."
Will Turner: -bursts through the main doors- "MY HAT!"
Eci: "My hat now."
Robin: -accidently drops Monica-
Monica: "BASTARD!"
Will: -pauses- "Even the Pearl wasn't this bad."
Eci: "OH! Calling our not-really-a-ship a mess, are you?!"
Will: "Obviously."
Robin: "en Garde bitch!" –Pulls out a sword and a hat-
Eci: -nabs Ice's sword- "HAVE AT YE!"
Ice: "HOI!"
Will: "Fine!" –Pulls his sword out-
Furfur: "Feed to sharks!!" –clapping-
Robin: -drops sword- "I can't be bothered" –walk off to pick Monica up again-
Eci: "COWARD!" –waving sword around-
Robin: "Bugger off" –waving fist-
Eci: -lowers sword- "ehe… Parley?"
Will: "Okay" –smiles- "Keep the hat"
Eci: "can do!"
Kracken: -is nommning the Dutchman-
Will: -stares-
Ice: "Wells that's you screwed"
Cloud: "Jesus Christ. Stupid Kracken."
Furfur: "GRAH! JESUS!"
Eci: "Mister Dutchman, do you want to stay until your ship is fixed?"
Will: "My name's Will, and yes."
Eci: "Right, to the apartment then!"
-in the apartment-
Eci: "Explain why I have to share a room with Alex, please."
Cloud: "Because Robin and Monica insist on having a room to themselves"
Ice: "And mister Turner needed a room"
Eci: "He can sleep on the sofa"
Ice: "Now now, that's not very hospitable"
Eci: "Well there aren't any other rooms left"
Monica: "Which is why you're sharing a room with my brother. That and the fact he's scared to death of telling you-"
Robin: -hand over Monica's mouth- "No spoilers!"
Monica: "Fine but you owe me"
Robin: "Alright I'll make it up then" –pushes her into the bedroom-
Everyone: -O.O-
Eci: "Ugh. Fine." –walks into her room-
Ice: -grabs Alex- "Do anything to my sister, and I'll murder you and feed you bit by bit to Furfur"
-all in bed and its about 3 in the morning-
Bangs: -coming from Robin and Monica's room-
Eci: "WHAT THE FUCK GUYS?!"
Alex: "I'm not hearing anything. Nope, definatley not." –in denial-
Ice: -bursts into Eci and Alex's room- "Oh good. It's not what I thought." –glares at Alex-
Next room- moans-
Ice, Eci and Alex: -O.O-
Cloud: -from his room- "Please tell me I'm hearing things"
Eci: "Sorry, no luck"
Alex: "I can't hear anything. No."
Ice: "Well I frigging can!" –ear against wall-
Eci: "ICE!" –throws a pillow at him-
Ice: "Bets on whose on top?" –laughing-
Cloud: "£5 on Robin" –walking in-
Ice: "Well.. It's definitely not Robin moaning."
Eci: "HOW CAN YOU TELL!?"
Ice: "Oh. I know Robin."
Eci, Alex and Cloud: -O_O-
-in another room-
Will: -trying to stuff his ears with a pillow-
-back to them-
Eci: "No seriously how do you know?"
Ice: "No, Seriously, I know Robin." –dead serious look-
Cloud: "Dude. You are so wrong."
Ice: "Okay. Like I've never been told that before and I might have filmed them a few times" –creepy grin-
Alex: "You what? You-"
Ice: "Yes, yes, and yes to the last question."
Monica + Robin: -stood in the doorway completely naked-
Alex: "AAH! GOD! MY EYES!" –Hands over eyes-
Ice: "Jesus, Robin, How thin did you get?"
Robin: "Stop looking at my ribs!"
Ice: "I wasn't looking at your ribs, actually."
Eci: "Jesus Christ, my twin's a giant pervert."
Alex: "My twin is completely naked. I think I'm worst off."
Robin: "your all screwed if you don't burn that tape. Yes, we heard your conversation." –Crosses arms-
Eci: "how did you hear us with all the screaming?"
Robin: "We just did ok."
Ice: "There's no way I'm burning the tape!"
Robin: -runs off-
-in Will's room-
Robin: -burst through the door, naked-
Will: -recoil in horror- "ELIZIBETH! I SWEAR I DIDN'T LOOK!"
Robin: "I need your pillows! And why is everyone shouting?!"
-Back to the main cast-
Ice: "where'd Robin go?"
Robin: "HERE BITCH!" –Pummels him with pillows-
Ice: "GAH!"
Alex: "Monica… Pleease put something on"
Monica: "I refuse"
Alex: "aahhh.."
Eci: -patting Alex's back- "I feel your pain"
Ice: -cowering- "STOP HITTING ME!"
Robin: "BURN THE TAPE!"
Ice: "NIEN"
Monica: -holding Ice down-
Ice: "steady on dear" –winking-
Monica: "Don't even think id consider you."
Cloud: -muttering- "Lucky bastard"
Robin: -kicks cloud in the face- "don't talk about her like that"
Eci: "FOR FUCKS SAKE! FURFUR, GET THAT TAPE AND DESTROY IT!"
Furfur: "GRAAAH!" –Pounces Ice-
Tape: -burning-
Robin + Monica: "We're done here" –return to their room and making disturbing noises-
Alex: "Can we leave? So I don't have to get even worse mental scarring?"
Next door: -moaning increases to screaming-
Alex: "I'M LEAVING!" –storms out-
Eci: "You're not the only one!" –follows-
Ice: "I'm staying" – I'm a perv face-
Cloud: -shakes head- "You're disgusting." –walks out-
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Will Turner, the Kracken and the Flying Dutchman are Disney's
Everyone else is ours.
Sorry for the mind-destroyingness of this. Really..
