-the next morning, in the great hall-

Draco: -to Eci, Robin, Monica and Alex- "You've been here one day. Half the school's destroyed, all the Hufflepuffs are dead, I have a fucking black eye and there's still a bloody car in the great hall. GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL!"

Kateri: "Calm down, granddad" –holding her head-

Draco: -knocks Kateri off her chair-

Eci: "You're expelling us?!"

Draco: "No. I just don't want you in this school until it's been repaired. And we re-stock the Hufflepuffs"

Robin: "Where we going then?"

Eci: "OOH! Can we go to my brother's school!?" –puppy dog eyes-

Draco: "I really don't give a shit. Just get out."

-somewhere over the Bermuda triangle, in a plane-

Alex: "Eci, what are we doing up here?" –scared of heights-

Monica: -clutching Robin's arm- "I second that question" –also scared of heights-

Eci: "Duh. It's one of the only ways to get to my brother's school, and you don't want to see me on a ship."

Furfur: -trying to sabotage the plane-

Eci: -picks Furfur up- "Bad demon. No sabotaging."

Robin: -over the intercom- "This is your new captain. Were making a unscheduled stop to the ocean, buckle your seat belts"

Plane: -dives-

Eci: "WOO! I love this bit!"

Furfur: -screaming-

Alex: "THE FUCKING DEMON'S SCREAMING!?"

Monica: "ROBIN! GET OFF THE CONTROLS!"

Eci: "Bellay that! Robin, keep going!"

Robin: "Eye eye captain"

Monica: "I thought you were captain, Robin!!!"

Eci: "She's acting captain!" –grinning like a madman-

Alex: -scared stiff-

Monica: -also scared stiff-

Plane: -hits the water-

Eci: "Open the doors! Get ready to disembark!"

Monica: "ECI! THIS IS NOT A SHIP!"

Eci: "NEAR ENOUGH!" –opening the doors-

A guy: -is stood in a little boat, just outside the doors- "Ello, mates. You wanting to visit?"

Eci: "Yep!"

The guy: "Hey, you're Ice's sister, aren't you!"

Eci: "That I am. We've been kicked out, is it ok if we go here for a while?"

Furfur: -in a weird voice- " No like water!" –panicking-

Eci: "HOLY SHIT IT SPEAKS"

Robin: -raises eyebrow-

Furfur: -climbs up Eci's back and sits on her shoulder- "No like waaater.." –muttering-

The guy: "Riiiight.. That's not creepy at all. Still, not like I've never seen it before. 'Name's Cloud, by the way."

Eci: "Hey!" –smiles-

Alex: -muttering-

Monica: -patting him on the back-

Robin: -groping Monica's ass-

Alex: "OFF MY SISTER!"

Monica: "Calm down, jesus."

Furfur: -hisses- "No like Jesus."

Everyone: -O.O-

Eci: "Uhh.."

Monica: "Um. I hope the demon's friendly.."

Eci: "Try not mentioning anything from up there" –points up-

Cloud: "Let's go inside, yeah?" –gesturing with hands-

Robin: "Yeah sure" –puts arm round Monica and walks in-

Eci: "Alright then. Alex, you coming?"

Furfur: -jumps on to Alex's shoulder- "Like Alex!" –purring-

Alex: "That's both cute and creepy at the same time…" –patting Furfur's head-

Cloud: "Let's be going then!"

Everyone: -squeezes into the little boat-

Cloud: "Down we go!"

Furfur: "EEP!" –trying not to get wet-

Boat: -sinking-

Eci: "Uhm. Won't we, you know. Drown."

Cloud: "There's a high possibility of that. Hold yer breath! Oh, an watch out for the kracken."

Alex + Monica: -in unison- "Kracken?!"

Cloud: -waving hands- "Nothing much to worry about! Really!"

Eci: "That's one big school."

Robin: -looking in the wrong direction- "What? Where?!"

Eci: "Turn around. Oh look, my brother!" –waving-

Monica: "He looks a hell of a lot like you."

Eci: "Twins, love. Savvy"

Cloud: "Sounds a lot like 'er as well."

Boat: -stopped-

Everyone: -gets out-

Ice: "We don't want any!" –pushing Eci away-

Eci: "Quit it, you giant knob!"

Ice: "At least its giant"

Robin: "motion in the ocean not the size of the boat" –pats Ice on the back-

Ice: "Long time no see, Robin"

Monica: "I can't get over how much you look the same. Honestley."

Robin: "You might not have noticed, but you look like your brother too."

Monica + Alex: "OI!"

Robin: -grins-

Ice: -has arm around Eci's shoulder- "We look nothing the same, either. I mean, come on. I don't have boobs for one thing. Mind you.."

Eci: "DON'T YOU DARE!"

Cloud: "are we going in or just staying outside for a while?" –o.O-

Furfur: -back on Eci's shoulder- "KRACKEN!"

Cloud: "Oh shit. EVERYONE TO THE KRACKEN ATTACK SHELETER!"

Ice: "WHERE'S THE NEAREST ONE!?"

Cloud: "Uh. Other side 'o the school?"

Eci: "Oh. That's clever"

Ice: "Well, there was one here. But the Kracken sort of.. Ate it."

Alex: "Oh. Brilliant."

Furfur: "Kracken getting closer!" –waving little demon hands-

Kracken: -ROAR!-

Robin: -stroking kracken- "awwww whos a cute kracken. Yes you are"

Eci + Ice: -o.O- "The fuck?"

Robin: "I got a thing for animals" –shrugs-

Eci: "Yeah, but.. That thing's a.. tentacle monster. Which reminds me" –turns to Ice- "Did you get that thing with Jones sorted out?"

Ice: "Oh yeah. Someone stabbed his heart or something."

Eci: "Oh good. So, who's in charge of the Dutchman now?"

Ice: -shrugs- "Some guy."

Eci: "So all the tentacle raping has stopped?"

Monica + Alex: "Tentacle rapage?"

Eci + Ice: "You didn't want to be here last year."

Robin: "Yeah, but Monica wanted to be" –stupid grin-

Monica, Alex, Eci and Ice: -all slap Robin at once-

Robin: -curled up on the floor-

Cloud: -sweatdrop- "We goin' inside or what? Cause the kracken don't look to happy."

Kracken: -getting slowly closer to Robin- "nom?"

Furfur: -hissing at Kracken- "NO NOM!"

Eci: "Awh! Clever Furfur!"

Ice: "You summoned a clever demon? AWESOME!"

Cloud: "look, you guys don't come inside- you drown. THAT SIMPLE"

Eci: "Fine! Jesus!"

Furfur: -glares- "NO. Like. Jesus."

Eci: "Sorry Furfur!" –petting-

-inside-

Fan girls in the shadows: -stalking the group- "psst isn't that Robin Touchstone? With two sets of twins? AND WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH THAT GIRL!! OMFG SHES GOT HER ARM ROUND HER!!"

Furfur: -glances round- "I smell Fangirls"

Eci: "really? Here as well?"

Robin: -oblivious-

Fan girls: -moving in for the kill-

Furfur: -suddenly huge- "NO LIKE FAN GIRLS!!" –evil grin-

Eci: "Huh. Shit."

Cloud: "Pleeease don't get any bigger. It'll smash the roof!"

Furfur: "okay, sorry." –shrinks slightly-

Ice: "Eci, your demon is amazing. Where in hell did you summon it from and can I get one"

Eci: "no you can't it's my demon"

Fan girls: "NO DEMON CAN STOP US!"

Furfur: -stands on them- "CAN!"

Robin: -still completely oblivious-

Monica: "Robin, Do you have any idea what's happening around you!?"

Robin: "Can't say I do. Why, what's happened?"

Furfur: -back to normal size- "Saafe!" –proud-

Eci: "Clever Furfur!" –picks him up-

Cloud: -scratching head- "Someone's gonna have to clean that up."

-in their new apartment thing-

Eci: "So, what're we doing while we're here?"

Ice: "You wanna go explore the ocean? Or, we can go visit Mister Dutchman."

-they leave-

Cloud: -to Alex- "there's a games room down the corridor, wanna check it out?"

Alex: "Sure, why not."

-they leave-

Furfur: "Furfur bored." –wanders off-

Robin: "Well that leaves us"-shuffles closer on the sofa-

Monica: -Grabs Robins tie and drags her to the rooms-

-next day-

Eci: -wearing a pirate hat- "That was fun. The new Dutchman guy's a bit boring though, don't you think?"

Ice: -waving a sword around- "Just a bit. He wouldn't even fight."

Alex: "Where's Monica and Robin?"

Furfur: "No wan know!" –playing with something-

Cloud: "'Demon 'as a point."

A girl: -carrying a big plate- "Here's somethin' to eat." –smiling-

Eci: -looks at the food- "Do you guys only eat fish down here?"

Ice: "Easiest thing to get, 'we send anyone up and they get sick cause of the pressure change and something."

Cloud: "Ugh. Squid."

Alex: "That's just a bit disgusting."

Furfur: "Bleh."

Ice: "Even the demon won't eat it."

Eci: "No shit, Sherlock."

Alex: "Do you have anything other than squid?"

Cloud: "Tuna, Salmon, Shark, cuttlefish, jellyfish, the occasional dolphin and a narwhal or two"

Eci: "Don't you get sick of fish?"

Furfur: "I already am!"

Ice: "Oh, a smartass demon, huh?"

Alex: "Right that's it were going to the surface to get MacDonald's"

Eci: "Alright then" –picks up Furfur-

Cloud: "You want me to take you up?"

Eci: "INDEED!"

Furfur: "NO SWIM!"

Cloud: "No were going in the submarine"

Alex: "Won't the kracken attack?"

Cloud: "Most probably. That's why we go really fast, and that's why we get sick."

Eci: "Ah."

Furfur: -wriggling- "GO GO!"

Eci: "I'm sure there's a spell we can do to fix that"

Cloud: "In that case, follow me!" –runs off-

Eci + Alex: -run off after him-

Ice: -just realises- "OI! I'm on my own now!"

-in the submarine-

Cloud: -at the controls- "Now then.. Which button.."

Eci: "You don't know how to use it?"

Cloud: "Oh yeah, of course I do. I just.. forgot bits.."

Alex: "We're screwed." –doing up seatbelts-

Furfur: -climbing on the roof- "Screwed!"

Eci: "Furfur! Down!"

Cloud: "Alright, I've figured it out. Hold on to your hats."

Eci: "MY HAT!" –grabs it-

-At maccie D's-

Eci: ".. and a big mac. Oh, and a coke. For each order. Thanks."

Server: "That'll be.. $100. And 99cents."

Eci: "YOU WHAT!?"

Cloud: "Over priced much?"

Furfur: "No carry money!"

Eci: "Alex, you pay" –walks off with order-

Alex: -blank stare-

Server: "Sir?"

Alex: -drops one of Furfurs smoke bombs and runs off-

-back in the sub-

Cloud: "Here we go again"

-back at school-

Ice: "Oh good, you're back. I can has food?"

Alex: "My food." –already eating-

Robin: "I smell food"-is really messily dressed-

Eci: "Dude. Cover your shame." –handful of fries-

Furfur: "SHAME!" –stealing a big mac-

Robin: "what shame??" –grabs some food-

Monica: -even worse dressed than Robin- "Uhg. Food."

Eci: "What in the name of Satan have you been doing. Actually scratch that I don't want to know." –grimaces-

Ice: -grabs something- "At least it's not fish."

Alex: "MY FOOD, BITCH!"

Monica: "MINE!" –fighting over something-

Robin: -walks over and fire-man lifts Monica away from Alex-

Eci: -looking out of window- "OH! A ship! Wait. It's underwater. THE DUTCHMAN!?"

Ice: "He came for a fight?!"

Robin: -also at window- "I don't get it…."

Monica:" ROBIN!!!! PUT. ME. DOWN!" –screaming-

Eci: "Righty. The Dutchman's come to visit. MAN THE CANNONS!"

Ice: -hits Eci on the back of the head- "You aren't captain here, missy. Also, we can't win against the Dutchman."

Furfur: "Ship is wet. No like ship."

Will Turner: -bursts through the main doors- "MY HAT!"

Eci: "My hat now."

Robin: -accidently drops Monica-

Monica: "BASTARD!"

Will: -pauses- "Even the Pearl wasn't this bad."

Eci: "OH! Calling our not-really-a-ship a mess, are you?!"

Will: "Obviously."

Robin: "en Garde bitch!" –Pulls out a sword and a hat-

Eci: -nabs Ice's sword- "HAVE AT YE!"

Ice: "HOI!"

Will: "Fine!" –Pulls his sword out-

Furfur: "Feed to sharks!!" –clapping-

Robin: -drops sword- "I can't be bothered" –walk off to pick Monica up again-

Eci: "COWARD!" –waving sword around-

Robin: "Bugger off" –waving fist-

Eci: -lowers sword- "ehe… Parley?"

Will: "Okay" –smiles- "Keep the hat"

Eci: "can do!"

Kracken: -is nommning the Dutchman-

Will: -stares-

Ice: "Wells that's you screwed"

Cloud: "Jesus Christ. Stupid Kracken."

Furfur: "GRAH! JESUS!"

Eci: "Mister Dutchman, do you want to stay until your ship is fixed?"

Will: "My name's Will, and yes."

Eci: "Right, to the apartment then!"

-in the apartment-

Eci: "Explain why I have to share a room with Alex, please."

Cloud: "Because Robin and Monica insist on having a room to themselves"

Ice: "And mister Turner needed a room"

Eci: "He can sleep on the sofa"

Ice: "Now now, that's not very hospitable"

Eci: "Well there aren't any other rooms left"

Monica: "Which is why you're sharing a room with my brother. That and the fact he's scared to death of telling you-"

Robin: -hand over Monica's mouth- "No spoilers!"

Monica: "Fine but you owe me"

Robin: "Alright I'll make it up then" –pushes her into the bedroom-

Everyone: -O.O-

Eci: "Ugh. Fine." –walks into her room-

Ice: -grabs Alex- "Do anything to my sister, and I'll murder you and feed you bit by bit to Furfur"

-all in bed and its about 3 in the morning-

Bangs: -coming from Robin and Monica's room-

Eci: "WHAT THE FUCK GUYS?!"

Alex: "I'm not hearing anything. Nope, definatley not." –in denial-

Ice: -bursts into Eci and Alex's room- "Oh good. It's not what I thought." –glares at Alex-

Next room- moans-

Ice, Eci and Alex: -O.O-

Cloud: -from his room- "Please tell me I'm hearing things"

Eci: "Sorry, no luck"

Alex: "I can't hear anything. No."

Ice: "Well I frigging can!" –ear against wall-

Eci: "ICE!" –throws a pillow at him-

Ice: "Bets on whose on top?" –laughing-

Cloud: "£5 on Robin" –walking in-

Ice: "Well.. It's definitely not Robin moaning."

Eci: "HOW CAN YOU TELL!?"

Ice: "Oh. I know Robin."

Eci, Alex and Cloud: -O_O-

-in another room-

Will: -trying to stuff his ears with a pillow-

-back to them-

Eci: "No seriously how do you know?"

Ice: "No, Seriously, I know Robin." –dead serious look-

Cloud: "Dude. You are so wrong."

Ice: "Okay. Like I've never been told that before and I might have filmed them a few times" –creepy grin-

Alex: "You what? You-"

Ice: "Yes, yes, and yes to the last question."

Monica + Robin: -stood in the doorway completely naked-

Alex: "AAH! GOD! MY EYES!" –Hands over eyes-

Ice: "Jesus, Robin, How thin did you get?"

Robin: "Stop looking at my ribs!"

Ice: "I wasn't looking at your ribs, actually."

Eci: "Jesus Christ, my twin's a giant pervert."

Alex: "My twin is completely naked. I think I'm worst off."

Robin: "your all screwed if you don't burn that tape. Yes, we heard your conversation." –Crosses arms-

Eci: "how did you hear us with all the screaming?"

Robin: "We just did ok."

Ice: "There's no way I'm burning the tape!"

Robin: -runs off-

-in Will's room-

Robin: -burst through the door, naked-

Will: -recoil in horror- "ELIZIBETH! I SWEAR I DIDN'T LOOK!"

Robin: "I need your pillows! And why is everyone shouting?!"

-Back to the main cast-

Ice: "where'd Robin go?"

Robin: "HERE BITCH!" –Pummels him with pillows-

Ice: "GAH!"

Alex: "Monica… Pleease put something on"

Monica: "I refuse"

Alex: "aahhh.."

Eci: -patting Alex's back- "I feel your pain"

Ice: -cowering- "STOP HITTING ME!"

Robin: "BURN THE TAPE!"

Ice: "NIEN"

Monica: -holding Ice down-

Ice: "steady on dear" –winking-

Monica: "Don't even think id consider you."

Cloud: -muttering- "Lucky bastard"

Robin: -kicks cloud in the face- "don't talk about her like that"

Eci: "FOR FUCKS SAKE! FURFUR, GET THAT TAPE AND DESTROY IT!"

Furfur: "GRAAAH!" –Pounces Ice-

Tape: -burning-

Robin + Monica: "We're done here" –return to their room and making disturbing noises-

Alex: "Can we leave? So I don't have to get even worse mental scarring?"

Next door: -moaning increases to screaming-

Alex: "I'M LEAVING!" –storms out-

Eci: "You're not the only one!" –follows-

Ice: "I'm staying" – I'm a perv face-

Cloud: -shakes head- "You're disgusting." –walks out-

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Will Turner, the Kracken and the Flying Dutchman are Disney's
Everyone else is ours.
Sorry for the mind-destroyingness of this. Really..