-after getting changed, in Muggle studies-

Eci: -slams the door- "I hate wearing skirts!" –sits down angrily-

Robin: "I actually don't mind it" –skipping around-

Eci: -o.O-

Kateri: -walks in- "Shut up, sit down, then do whatever you want. I really don't care"

Eci: -notices something-"Alex, when did you start wearing glasses?"

Alex: -embarrassed- "Uh.. I lost my contacts on the Titanic"

Kateri: -looking at register- "Who the fuck is Google McFannyhouse?!"

Google: -extremely offended and walks out-

Robin: "I'm guessing that was her" –LOL-

Monica: "I think that caused a lolocaust!" –laughing-

-6 million people dying from laughter later-

Cloud: -is behind Robin and Eci- "Breeze did it!" –lifts their skirts up-

Monica + Alex: "MOTHER FUCKER GET BACK HERE!" –angry-

-eventually sit down-

Robin: -thinking-

Monica: -also thinking-

Alex: -THINKING-

Eci: -ThInKiNg-

Kateri: "Oh just piss off already!"

Robin: "Fine. To the lake!"

-the lake-

Alex: "Why did we come here?"

Eci: "Don't you remember? Cthulu's in there. And there aren't any Narwhals round here."

Robin: "No swimming then?" –lays down-

Eci: "No. No swimming."

Monica: -lays next to Robin-

Eci: -goes to sit down, then remembers she has a skirt on-

Alex: "Please sit down!"

Eci: -stares at him- "OHEMGEE! You're adorkable!" –snuggles him-

Monica: "eww-"

Robin: -kisses her to shut her up-

Eci: "Who's saying 'eww' now then?!" –pointing- "Actually, never mind." –snuggles Alex again-

Alex: -bright red and trying not to cry from happiness-

Cloud: "EEEWWWW…" –points- "That's disgusting! Especially Monica and Robin!" –pretending to throw up-

Robin: -punching the shit out of Cloud- "Don't you dare call her disgusting you piece of shit!"

Cloud: "Stop it!" –crying-

A guy: "No bullying." –holding Robin's arms-

Robin: -kicking- "GET OFF ME BITCH!"

Guy: "Provided you don't hurt him." –lets her go-

Cloud: -hugging the guy's legs-

Eci + Monica: "She won't be any trouble, we promise" –smiling sweetly-

Alex: -sneaky hand going up Eci's leg-

Eci: "Just 'coz you're adorkable doesn't mean I won't break your glasses."

Alex: -hand back by his side- "Yes miss."

Eci: -giggles and hugs him-

-meanwhile-

Monica: -trying the same thing-

Robin: "wow, talk about twins" –LOL- "But anyway, carry on"

Monica: "Alright, tiger" –grinning-

-much later, in History-

Shizuma: "Right, I want your history assignments in now! Or catastrophe will eat you."

Eci: "Hands in the assignment-

Shizuma: "wow, this is extremely detailed! How did you do it?!"

Eci: "We'll not go into it, shall we?"

Shizuma: "Oh? So I'll just assume you copied from a book?"

Eci: "NO FUCKING WAY!"

Robin: "WE ALMOST DIED FOR THAT!"

Shizuma: "Yeah, right. Detention!"

Eci: -speechless-

Robin: "Bolocking twat face shithead tosser." –really mad-

Monica: -kisses Robin's cheek- "Calm down"

Robin: -instantly calm-

Bell: -girlish scream-

Shizuma: "I expect the four of you back at the end of the day!"

Robin: -from down the corridor- "Don't count on it!"

Shizuma: "Catastrophe! Get them!"

Eci: -pulls out a scroll and unrolls it- "Random demon! Protect us!" –summoning from the scroll-

Generic demon: -sighs and walks to Catastrophe-

Catastrophe: "RAWR!... Shit." –turns around-

Shizuma: "God fucking damn it."

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Shortest chapter ever. :P