-muggle studies with Kateri-

Kateri: "Ugh. You lot again" –throwing knives at students- "This is called a knife. Muggles use 'em"

Robin: "That's not a knife! This is a knife!" –brandishes a machete-

Kateri: "Trying to out-weapon me, eh!?" –pulls out a hunting rifle-

Robin: -pulls out a machine gun-

Kateri: -pulls out a bazooka-

Robin: -pulls up in a tank-

Kateri: -deploys an anti-aircraft rocket launcher-

Robin: -in a war boat-

Kateri: -patting down cloak- "Where is it?!" –throwing random weapons at Robin-

Robin: -has Bin Laden-

Kateri: "What!? How'd you find him!?" –holding a nuke-

Robin: "Do not set that off!" –thinks- "Don't know how I found him."

Kateri: "Huh. Well, that ends your lesson on muggle weapons. Or something. Here, catch." –throws the nuke to Robin-

Robin: "OH SHIT!"

Eci: -opens a magic portal to suck the bomb up-

Robin: "nice one!"

Eci: -starts drawing a huge circle on the floor-

Alex: "What are you doing?"

Eci: "Summoning, duh." –grins-

Magical Portal of Doom: -opens on the floor-

Eci: -O_O- "Wrong… circle?" –looking round- "Oh HELL no."

Robin: "What do you mean wrong circle?!"

Eci: -rubbing neck- "um.. I drew a time travel circle.. and now we're in Nazi Germany.." –nervous laugh-

Kateri: -looking round wildly- "WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCKING JASHIN DID YOU DO!?"

SS Officer: -walking past-

Eci: -hand over Kateri's mouth to shut her up- "Bollocks! Act German!"

Robin: -hand in air- "HEIL HITLER!"

SS Officer: -copies- "HEIL!" –walks on-

Eci: "Right… I need to get us out of here.. could take a while.."

Monica: "IT BETTER NOT!"

Robin: -goes to kiss Monica to calm her down-

Eci: -throws something at Robin- "NOT HERE!"

SS officer: "WHAT THE HITLERS MUSTACHE!?"*In German*

Eci: "uhm. Uh…"

Robin: "Shmuuu!"

Eci: "She's, uh, sick?"

SS Officer: -shrugs- "Whatever." *In German*

Robin: -poking Eci's face- "shmuuuu!"

Eci: -punches Robin- "STOP IT!" –back to thinking-

Kateri: "What the hell did you do. Seriously. Where'd the fucking castle go!?"

Robin: -arms wide- "SHMUUUU!"

Kateri: -shoots a tranquiliser at Robin-

Monica: "ROBIN!"

Kateri: -rolls eyes- "Calm down, she's just unconscious." –aims tranquiliser at Monica-

Monica: "meep."

Kateri: "ENOUGH WITH THE STUPID NOISES!" –fires-

Monica: -still standing- "Ha. Tranquilisers can't touch me."

Kateri: "What. The. Mumfluff."

Eci: "Nucking futs." –passes out-

Alex: "Well, we're fucked."

Kateri: "maybe you are, but I'm not. I smell dangerous weapons."

Monica: "You… smell them?"

Kateri: "METRAPHORICAL, BITCH!" –throws the tranquiliser gun at Monica-

Monica: -hit with the gun and passes out-

Alex: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?"

Kateri: -shrugs- "Shits an giggles?"

Alex: "Now we're even more fucked!!" –slumps- "By the way, Robin's gonna be pissed."

Kateri: "huh?"

Robin: -wakes up explosively- "MOTHER FUCKER!!"

Alex: "told you." –trying to wake Eci up-

Robin: -got Kateri in a headlock- "DIE! DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!!"

Kateri: "HOLY JESUS CHRIST! THIS IS WORSE THAN GETTING BEATEN BY A BLONDE DUMBASS WITH ADHD!!"

Monica: -sits up- "guh."

Robin: "Monica! Are you alright? I was really worried!"

Alex: -staring- "sensitive.. Robin?"

Eci: "Eh? That's a physical impossibility!"

Alex: "Eci! You're awake!" –hugs-

Eci: "I.. was asleep?"

Kateri: -looking round- "You guys are the weirdest bunch of freaks I've ever seen in my life. And that's bloody saying something. I used to work with a fucking LAND SHARK"

SS Officer: "What's going on here?! Homosexuals?!"*in German*

Eci: "OH FUCK! Run, run away!!" –runs away dragging Alex-

Robin: -looks up- "uhhh…."

Monica: "s-she was.. resuccitating me?"

Kateri: "I'm not with them! I swear!"

SS officer: "I do not believe you!" –pointing at Robin- "But you, you can go." –to Kateri- *in German*

Kateri: "heh.. I'll.. be off now.." –slowly walking off-

SS Officer: " You two!" –points at Robin and Monica- "ah…"*In German*

Robin and Monica: -got bored and now.. yeah.-

SS Officer: -backing away- "BACK UP! I NEED BACK UP! RAGING HOMOSEXUALS!" *In German*

Eci: -spying from some bushes a bit away- "Ugh. Those two are ridiculous."

Alex: -also in the bush- "Why now?"

Eci: "You'd think, what with an SS Officer leaning over their shoulders, they'd ignore their 'urges' for just a few minutes. But NOOO. Bloody imbeciles."

Alex: "Fair enough. What are we going to do?"

Eci: "well, there isn't much we can do. 'Sept try not to get caught too."

Alex: "What would we get caught for?"

Eci: "anything."

Alex: "Ah."

-at a random concentration camp-

Robin: "This place." –sways- "Blooody STINKS!"

SS Lieutenant: "How the ruddy hell did this.. thing.. get drunk?"*in German*

Robin: -creepy smile-

SS Officer: "I really, really don't want to know" *In German*

Monica: "look, I know Robin's not complaining, but could you, you know, let us out of the handcuffs?"

Robin: -fighting with the guy who's restraining her- "KINKYYY!!"

Monica: "ROBIN! You're not helping!!"

SS Lieutenant: -staring- "Such a raging case of the gays. I'm not sure even the gas chambers could cure it." *In German*

Robin: -sticks middle finger up- "SUCK ON THIS, BBBIIIIITCH!!" –runs away-

6 SS Officers: -tackle and pile on Robin-

Monica and the Lieutenant: -staring-

Monica: "I.. I apologise so much for what just happened. I have no idea what's up with her."

SS Lieutenant: -still in shock-

Robin: "OFF ME!! GRAHH!"

Eci and Alex: -in another bush on the edge of the camp- "No. Fucking. Way."

Kateri: -appears behind them- "BOO!"

SS Lieutenant: -spins round to look at the bush- "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?" *In German*

Kateri: -in a really small voice- "uhm. Mice?"

SS Lieutenant: "Oh. Ok." –turns back to Robin- "GET THEM IN THE CAMP, FOR FUCKS SAKE!" *In German*

Eci: -sweatdrop- "How.. the fuck… do you get someone so fucking stupid in charge of a thing like that?"

Kateri: "ehehe.."

-in the camp-

Robin: "Where's the nearest bar?! I need a bloody drink!"

SS Officer: -looks round nervously, then hits Robin round the back of the head with the butt of his gun-

Robin: "GAH!" –collapses-

Monica: -picks her up- "I think you did everyone a favour there."

SS Officer: "How are you picking her up?!"

Monica: "She's really light actually…" –double take- "WOAH, YOU SPEAK ENGLISH!?"

SS Officer: "Uh. I'm English.."

Monica: "WHY ARE YOU IN NAZI GERMANY!?"

SS Officer: "I-I can't tell you.." –backing away-

Robin: -wakes up- "Wha… OH!" –points at the officer- "YOU'RE WHAT'S-HIS-NAME! ECI'S EX!"

SS Officer: "eh? Wait, Robin!?"

Monica: -drops Robin- "just how many people do you know?"

Robin: -thinks- "Hmm.. A few hundred or so?"

SS Officer: "What are you two doing in Nazi Germany? And why are you in a Concentration Camp?"

Robin: "Time travel for the first, homosexuality for the second, but I've no idea how the two came together." –grins-

SS Officer: "right… So, I'm guessing you guys want to escape at some point?"

Monica: -nodding like the Churchill dog-

SS Officer: -looks round- "Right, you guys are gonna have to trust me for a bit. Come on, I gotta put you in a hut." –marches them off-

Monica: "woah woah woah, hut?!"

SS Officer: "ehheh.. I'm guessing history isn't your strong point?" –pushes them into a random hut- "Sorry, it's communal!"

Robin: "YOU WHAT!?"

SS Officer: -mumbling something-

Monica: "SPEAK THE FUCK UP!"

SS Officer: "Don't go… making noises. You know what I mean." –walking off-

Robin: -quietly- "Fuck that!"

-five minutes later-

SS Officer: -walking past with a bag full of food-

Screaming: -coming from the hut-

SS Officer: "IT'S BEEN FIVE FUCKING MINUTES! FIVE! JESUS CHRIST!"

Robin: "Jesus Christ to you! I was fucking horney!"

SS Officer: -disgusted- "I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW!"

SS Lieutenant: "Something wrong?" *In German*

SS Officer: "EEP!" –jumps- "Eh.. N-Not really.." *In German*

SS Lieutenant: -staring at the hut- "Is that.. what I think it is?"*In German*

SS Officer: "That depends entirely on what you think it is"*In German*

SS Lieutenant: "Sounds to me like a fucking orgy. Is that where all the gays are kept?" *In German*

SS Officer: "Uh, no. There's.. just… two of them in there…" *In German*

SS Lieutenant: -jaw drops- "Are you fucking serious?! They're waking half the camp up!" *In German*

Robin: "SHUT UP, OLD MAN!"

SS Lieutenant: "Ugh. If they're not for the chambers, no one is." –walks off- *In German*

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I am so, so sorry for this chapter.
I.. Really. I don't know what we were thinking.