Chapter 2
"How much longer until we get there? Giggles said. "We will get there when we get there damn it, my god you talk too god damn much, how does your mom deal with you'?. Flippy took out a cigar to calm his nerves. 2 hours later………." Look!!, there's the mine", toothy said. Flippy and the others unpacking their equipment.' Wow that mine looks dark and scary,' flaky said in intimidation. 'Listen here you little bitch, I didn't bring you all the way out here for you to wine and cry like a little baby, just stay with me and you'll be fine', understand? ,yes flaky said. "All right team, set up camp for tonight, we will sleep here tonight'. I'm going to take a piss, Flippy said. 30 minutes later……. (you should know what he was doing in that time)"Everybody get some sleep, we will be leaving at 6:00 am sharp".
Flippy unzips his tent, taking out a bag of weed, a lighter, a playbear magazine, and a cassette player listening to the song welcome to the jungle( this bear is old school) while smoking the weed. Um can I sleep with you? I left my tent at home, Flaky said. " Are you fucking kidding me? What the hell were you doing for the past 2 days that we were getting ready for this trip? You know what, just sleep here for the night"." Oh thank you thank you"! Flaky giving him a quick kiss on the cheek and Flippy blushing. Someone's in love, Nutty said excitedly. Shut the fuck up you diabetic squirrel, Flippy yelled. Mean while, Ohhhhhhhh yeah (disco music playing), Disco bear stumbling drunk from Vodka, he stumbles over to giggles tent and takes a peek at giggles undressing to put on a lingerie. Disco bear takes out his Polaroid camera(this bear is also old school, bears these days.). Disco bear takes a picture and made a bright flash, giggles turned around to her horror to see disco bear looking at her. Pissed off giggles takes out her modified pepper spray(made of hot sause, liquefied peppers, and surprisingly battery acid. Damn that must hurt a lot!) and nailed right in the face.( Designed specifically for people like him)
Disco bear flailing uncontrollably. He rushes over to a nearby lake and dumps his face in the lake." What the fuck was that for you little bitch"? In a drunken rage, he punches giggles to the ground. Scared, giggles tried spraying him again, but disco bear slaps the spray out of her hand, and forces him self on top of giggles, "all right bitch, you're going to give it to me whether you like it or not". When cuddles woke up, he was shocked at what he saw, "get off of my girlfriend you horny, baby making bitch"! "Do you know who the fuck you messing with"? , Disco bear said. ' Yeah, you're just a low down, dirty, crab having, little pervert who gets his sick kicks by raping girls half your age"! " What the hell is going on here"!? Looking aggravated, he saw disco bear and cuddles fighting, so he just picked up a rock and hit disco bear on the head, and knocked him out. "Now, I don't want to hear one sound for the rest of the night, now goodnight, flippy said with a stern voice.
Its 3 am in the morning. " What the hell happened to me"? Disco bear said in a daze. " Man that was some hangover, man I'm hungry like hell". "There must be someone with a snack cooler". Disco bear is looking around and stumbles upon a big red cooler that was covered by a tarp behind flippy's tent. "What a greedy bastard, he mumbled to him self. He opened the cooler and saw tons of delicious snacks. "hmm, I'll take the twinkie, the Doritos, the ham sandwich, and the sprite remix. When disco bear closed the cooler, he saw a sticky note paper that read: To anyone who finds this cooler, if you so much as touch a twinkie, you will die!!, signed flippy. Before disco bear had a chance to put back the food in a panic, he hears the click of a gun, an feels the barrel on his neck.
" Put the fucking food down, now!!!. "Hey man, take it easy, I was just hungry", disco bear said in a weak, nervous voice. " didn't you see the sticky note, it means paws off my shit". " well sorry for preventing my self from starving to death!. " I don't care if the president of the whole world was starving to death!, nobody is allowed to eat my shit, unless I say so", flippy said in fury. " your attitude says it all, you're nothing but a greedy, violent, voracious , food hording, little jungle bear" Rather than beating the shit out of disco bear, flippy just walks away and goes back to his tent, takes out his cassette player and takes out a bottle of Hennessey and begins to drink the night away.
"Um, are you sure it's a good to be drinking this heavily 4 hours before we go to work"?, flaky said. " Bitch, don't worry about me, I'm fine". " Um, okay", flaky said in a scared voice. 3 bottles of Hennessey later……. "You know (hiccups) when we are away from those bastards tomorrow, you & me are going to have some good old fashioned cave sex", flippy said in a stumbling drunk voice. Then about 3 seconds later he just passed out on the sleeping bag, made a wet fart and fell asleep. " Man, what a nasty little bear", flaky whispered to her self and then fell asleep.
WELL, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED CHAPTER 2 OF THIS STORY. CHAPTER 3 WILL BE COMING SOON. PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT ABOUT MY STORY!