Chapter 3

6:45 am……."What happened last night"?, Flippy said scratching his back. Flippy went over to the clock to see what time it is. "Oh my god, I'm late!, damn it I got to stop drinking that stuff before I go to bed". Panting, Flippy rushes to get his clothes on. "Wake up, flaky! We are all late for work!, go and wake the others!", Flippy said in panic. Since flaky is too lazy to wake everybody one by one, she goes to Flippy's truck and takes out a blow-horn. Flaky blows the horn with all her might. Everybody wakes up, frightened, "What the hell was that for"?, everybody said in anger. "Its 7:00 am!, oh now its 7:01 am!

Everybody is rushing to get ready for their first day on the job. Meanwhile…….. Flippy is sneaking to his secret stash of food behind his tent. Flippy in for a big surprise. When he opened the cooler, he just flipped out. "Who the hell took my food"!? (you know how bears are, they don't care if you killed their mom, or burned their house to the ground, just don't take a bear's mate, and more importantly their food. Bears will fight to the death to protect their food. In this case Flippy will kill to protect his food) "Hey, we were all hungry, so disco bear here led us to the stash", giggles said. "Personally, I thought Flippy really was a fat-ass for hiding all this food from us.", petunia said in a chuckle. "you know what, forget about the food, but do it again, and I will kill you, capeche"?

"All right group, gather around, Flippy said, since we are all running 30 minutes behind schedule, let me make this short: the mine is about 2 miles away, on this rocky road, it will take us about 20 minutes. Once there we will establish radio communication. And most importantly, ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER, any questions?" "do you where the bathroom is"?, petunia said in eagerness. "bathroom, what bathroom? The bathroom is all around you, so pick a tree and hurry up" "man, that bitch has to stop drinking that apple juice", Flippy said to him self.

"Does any one have an actual question"? "Yeah uh, when's lunch"?, disco bear said. "what the hell is wrong with you? Its 7:15 am, we didn't even have breakfast yet and you're thinking about lunch"?, Flippy said annoyed. Flippy turned around and walked away to his truck. "alright, no need to take your anger out on me because of your life problems.", disco bear said under his breath. Flippy's ear twitched, "you got something to say to me"?, Flippy said as he took out his bowing knife. "Hey, break it up"!, flaky said putting her foot down. Everybody stopped and looked at flaky, Flippy with a mouth of gape. "Man, I didn't know you had it in you", cuddles said in amazement. "All right, pack up, we are moving out", Flippy said.

20 minutes later……………………

"well, we're here", Flippy said. Everybody starts unpacking the equipment. "here's the plan: we are going to go 5 miles into the mine. But there is a problem, the elevator was taken out of service since the mine closed down 20 years ago. So we're going to have to walk down there. There is a cave that leads us to the bottom of the mine about ¼ mile from here" "I can't walk 5 miles, that's too far"!, disco bear said. "a little exercise wont kill you, will it"? "yes, yes it will", disco bear said. "well no wonder, you're a fat-ass"! "I'm not fat, I'm just big boned", disco bear said in embarrassment. Giggles & petunia were laughing in the background. "is there something funny girls"? "what, you want some of this"?, disco bear said acting like he's a tough guy.

"no thanks, we don't want your belly fat, or your crabs", giggles said. "I got treated for crabs weeks ago"! disco bear said accidentally out loud, and everybody laughing in the background "sure you did", petunia said in a sarcastic voice. Flaky, looking at the dark cave in fear, "that cave looks scary" "what did I say about being scared?, just stay with me and you'll be fine." "all right, where's our mule"?

Everybody pointing at disco bear. "why do I have to be the mule"? "because, I said so", Flippy said in a annoyed voice, carry our stuff or die. Disco bear mumbling to him self as he picks up the equipment.

Everybody is taking out their flashlights to venture in the cave.

Meanwhile……………………….

2 green colored raccoons are driving around happy tree town thinking about the next to rob. "we basically robbed every everyone at least once", shifty said. "maybe we can rob the bank", lifty said. "its too risky, besides, the S.W.A.T team will all over our asses like butter on cracker", shifty said. "we need to find a place that has lots of gold & jewels like a bank but it wont be a bank", lifty said in dubious voice. "what are you suggesting"? " maybe we might find an abandoned mine somewhere in the middle of nowhere", lifty said.

12 hours of driving aimlessly later…………….

"hey, what's that in the distance"?, lifty said. "wake up shifty" "huh?", shifty said in daze. "it appears we found some abandoned mine. "damn it, some one already found the mine"!, shifty said. "not for long", lifty said in a sinister way. Lifty goes to the back of the van and take out an M4A1 military grade assault rifle. "where the hell did you get that from"?, shifty said looking surprised. "I always had it. Back at home, I went into our dad's toolshed, then I saw some loose floor boards, I pulled them out—and there I saw it. And besides I knew it will come in handy one day." "plus, if we find gold, we'll both be rich beyond our wildest dreams"! "okay, I'm in", shifty said. Lifty gives shifty a semi-automatic shotgun. (the same silver looking shotgun that can found in GTA: liberty city stories)

"lets check out that beat-up recreational truck for anything useful", shifty said. Lifty & shifty are digging through the truck (that's their specialty) and find some spare flashlights, pick-axes, and surprisingly a map of the mine. "wow, that was lucky, I wonder if those dunderheads ever thought about looking in the back of the truck for the map instead of probably going in that cave (how does lifty know this? Simple, lifty saw a deep foot print of a htf bear in the clay dirt—remember, clay dirt is very tough. For someone to leave an imprint that deep in the dirt like that that bear must be really fat-Flippy or disco bear-you choose.) near by, which is said to be inhabited by mutant insects, oh well that's their problem now.", lifty said

Lifty and shifty proceed to the mine entrance. "I wonder why those idiots didn't use the mine elevator", shifty said puzzled. "dumb asses these days", shifty said to him self. While looking around, lifty finds a power switch , he turns it on. To his amazement, the elevator starts working. "well no wonder, those lazy-asses didn't even bother to see that the power wasn't even on"!, lifty said laughing. "well, whatever, lets go" shifty said. Lifty and shifty proceed into the elevator and lower them selves in the mine with thoughts of riches in mind. "we are going to be so rich, we wont ever have to rob any one ever again", lifty said in excitement.

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