Chapter 4

"how much longer"/ disco bear wined. "shut up mule, and keep walking", flippy said in an annoyed voice. The gang is walking along and once again petunia is nagging Flippy. "I have to go to the bathroom"! "again?!", Flippy said surprised. "I didn't even see you drink anything!" Flippy said in confusion. "you know what, just pee near that insect looking rock"Flippy said quickly. "Um Flippy, I don't that s a rock" , flaky said nervously. "oh yeah, what makes you makes you think that?", Flippy said questioning her. "because it just moved, flaky said scared. "petunia, don't move!, Flippy said whispering. You pissed it off!, literally" "you know what, just run !!!" , Flippy said frantically.

Everybody is running as fast as they can, but disco bear is falling behind. "wait up guys!", disco bear said panting heavily. "hurry up fat ass!", Flippy said quickly. Flippy turns around, takes out his gun and opens fire, hitting the creature 6 times. "I think I killed it", Flippy said with his adrenaline pumping. "um Fli- Fl Flippy." "what ?" "its not dead.", toothy said stammering. Flippy turns around to see the insect still alive. "I suggest we run.", giggles said sternly. "good idea….. run!!!!!!!", Flippy shouted.

Everybody starts running again, and disco bear can't catch up (figures) "come on disco bear, don't screw us over now!!", Flippy shouted. The creature is catching up to the gang. Flippy opens his vest and takes out a grenade and throws it behind him. It explodes and kills the creature instantly. "few, now its definitely dead, Flippy said in a sigh of relief. "Um, F-Flippy? "what?", Flippy said putting a cigar in his mouth. "you might want to turn around", flaky said nervously.

Flippy turns around , he is mouth of gape. (Flippy's cigar falls out his mouth) "run!!!!!!......again", Flippy said out of breath. Everybody is running when disco bear the mule trips over a pebble and fall to the ground. "disco bear!!!!!!!", toothy said shouting. "forget him, keep going!", Flippy said frantically. "no!, we cant leave a fallen one behind!", toothy said Toothy runs over to disco bear's aid. "I have an idea!" disco bear grabs the cooler and throws is at the voracious insects. They stop and ravage the cooler then they went back into the darkness.

"what the hell were you thinking?", Flippy said with fury. "what do you mean? I just saved your sorry ass from being eaten by that thing", disco bear said in outrage. "that's just great, what am I supposed to eat now?", Flippy said in sarcasm

"stop wasting time and lets go, we are almost there, cuddles said impatiently. As everybody walk towards the tunnel, Flippy stays behind, opens his vest and takes out a cupcake (extra filling and frosting, pretty obvious). "yup, a real fat ass", giggles said walking .

Meanwhile…………………………

Lifty and shifty are approaching the bottom of the mine. "here are some mine cars, we can ride the rest of the way there", lifty said. 7 minutes later…………well, we're here, said shifty. The two of them find a good spot and started digging. "hey look!, I found a big diamond!, lifty said in disbelief. "wow, that's gotta be worth at least a million dollars", said shifty.

A few hours later, lifty and shifty have mined hundreds of karats of precious jems. (insect hissing and screaming.) "what the hell was that?!", shifty said surprised. "I don't know, just keep digging.", lifty said in a stern and selfish voice.

(insect hissing continues) "um lifty I really think we should get out of here.", shifty said nervously. "I said shut up and keep digging, lifty said in an even more stern voice. (insect voice gets louder.) "what the fuck was that?!!", lifty said shouting. Both of them get out their guns. They grab their stash and take off. "run!!!!", shouted shifty. They shoot at the creatures hitting and killing one of them.

As they are running, lifty takes out 5 sticks of dynamite tied together, he lights it and throws it behind him. KA-BOOM! , the bomb kills 10 of the insects. "what the heck was that?", all of them said puzzled. "it felt like some sort of explosion", toothy said "how can there be an explosion?, we are the only ones down here.", Flippy said paranoid. "lets keep going, we're almost there", cuddles said.

Meanwhile………….

"when were you going to tell me that you had dynamite?", shifty said in question. "I found it in the truck when I found the map and axes" (raccoons have short term memory) said lifty. "all right lets set up camp. We're sleep here tonight.", shifty said. "okay, I'll set up the tent, and lifty, you go look for food and firewood".

"why do I have to do all the dangerous stuff", lifty said complaining. "hey, who's the one wearing the fedora? All right then case closed., just get the stuff", shifty demanded. Lifty picks up his weapon and walks away mumbling to him self. "tomorrow, we'll get out of this hell hole.", shifty said in a low voice

Elsewhere………………

"Um, cuddles are you sure you know where you're going?, Flippy said concerned. "yeah why?", "because we are going in circles. Look, my cupcake wrapper is still here. Why don't you admit we're completely lost?" "okay, we're completely lost.", cuddles said ashamed.

"since we're not going any where for the night, lets set up camp.", Flippy said in a military voice. "I'll set the tent up and everybody is responsible for their own tents.", Flippy said. "and since disco bear threw away our food supply, disco bear WILL be the one to collect the food." , Flippy said in a stern voice.

"why do I have to collect the food?", disco bear complained. "because, since you threw away all the food we had, you have to find us the food, capeche?" Flippy said in a serous voice. "yes sir.", disco bear said having an attitude.

"and don't even think about hiding any food, I'm a good sniffer. And trust me I will sniff anywhere on your body to find hidden food, ANYWHERE!", Flippy whispered in disco bear's ear. The rest of the gang is looking at Flippy thinking to them selves if he is some sort of homo-sexual. "and what are you ass-holes looking at?, go to bed!", flippy said a stressed out voice.

Disco bear goes off mumbling to him self, while flippy takes out his cigar and goes to his tent, and flaky goes in behind him and closes the tent. Everybody else goes off into their tents and do what-ever.

Meanwhile…………………

A scout master named lumpy (a stupid blue moose with some sort of genetic alteration in the reason why his antlers is up and one is down) is driving 2 junior scouts (names handy & mime) to happy tree mine to explore their vast cave systems and to mine for some jewels for souvenirs. 1 hour later……… "all right, we're here.", lumpy said "wow, its magnificent, it has that creepy look to it." handy said in amazement. They all unpack their equipment and proceed into the cave unknowing what kind evil they're going to encounter.

WELL, I HOPED YOU LIKED THIS CHAPTER, CHAPTER 5 IS COMING SOON…………………PLEASE COMMENT!:)