CHAPTER 5
Sorry for the delay . My laptop power cord crapped out on me, so now I have to use my dad's desktop. Also, I want you tell me what you think about my new O.C, Rage 20, his sister Savanna 18, and her rebellious little sister Aurora 16. when he gets provoked, he gets "enraged" and goes berserk and kills anyone in his way. He also gets set-off by flashing of the camera. So enjoy the next installment of my story!
Its dark. Scout master Lumpy is leading the 2 scouts in the cave blindly. "Um, are you sure you know where we're going?", Handy said nervously. "Uh, yeah, why?", Lumpy said in question. "You do?, so where's the map?" Handy said in sarcasm. "Its right here, see?", Lumpy said acting like he's smart. "Give me that", Handy said quickly. "Wha-, this is a map of Disney World you dumb-ass", Handy said in disbelief.
"How am I supposed to know the difference between a Disney world and a cave map?"., Lumpy said. "You really are the dumbest ass-hole I've ever met.", Handy said in a calm voice. "Great, just fucking great, no food, no water, no shelter, and we're in complete darkness!", Handy said shouting. "All right fine, I'll get the fire wood, mime will get the food, and Handy will set up the tent.", Lumpy said.
"Hello!!!, I got no fucking arms!!", Handy said waving his stubs. "How am I supposed set up this damn tent without hands?", Handy said yelling. "I don't know, do something.", Lumpy said shrugging his shoulders. "Wait a minute, if you cant set up a tent, then how did grab the map from me then?", Lumpy said in confusion.
"Don't worry about that", Handy said quickly. "Just get the damn firewood." Mime gets out his flashlight and proceeds to find some food. Lumpy heads in the opposite direction in search of firewood. Handy (Out of scene) proceeds to set up the tent.
99 Minutes, 8 little twigs, and 6 beetles later…………………………..
Lumpy comes back stunned to see that Handy had completed building the tent. "How the hell did you set up that tent with your tiny little stubs?", Lumpy said stunned and amazed. "Never mind about that, did you get the firewood?, Handy said.
"Yup, its right here", Lumpy said with his eyes in opposite directions. "What- the hell- is that?", Handy said in question. "Uh-, it's the firewood.", Lumpy said. "You call that fucking firewood!" Handy said in outrage. "Well yeah- but its still firewood right?," Lumpy said nervously. "You've been gone for over 90 minutes and that's all you find?", Handy said in anger.
Meanwhile, Lumpy begins to try and start a fire. "Where is that silent clown?, he better bring some good food.", Handy said in a medium voice. 5 minutes later, Mime returns with a few items in his hand. "Well what did you get?", Handy said in anticipation. Mime opens his hands and revealed 6 beetles. "That's all?, all that time and you only got 6 puny little beetles?!", Handy said in total disbelief.
"You could of gotten a squirrel or rabbit or something?", Handy said. "You are worst than that blue basterd!", Handy said in a sort of laughing matter. (Yes!, basterd with an E!) Its been 6 hours and lumpy is still trying to make a fire. You know why?, because this ass-hole doesn't know that the wood he has is completely soaked in water! (DUMB MOTHER F***ING MOOSE!!!!).
Handy walks over to Lumpy to see why he hasn't made a fire yet. "You know that the woods wet right?", Handy said. Lumpy finally realizes his mistake and proceeds to get new firewood. "f***ing dumb-ass", Handy said softly.
150 minutes and 9 sticks later………................
Lumpy comes back with more fire wood. "So did you get the firewood?", Handy said in high expectation. "Yup, here it is.", Lumpy said. "Wow, it took you over 2 hours to get 9 measly sticks.?", Handy said in a calm voice. Mime gets out the insects to prepare them to get cooked.
Lumpy finally starts a fire. Mime gets a stick and puts his share of 2 beetles on a stick to make a kabob. Handy is thinking when something struck him. "Hey wait a minute, I have my walkie-talkie!, maybe we can use it to call for help!", Handy said in excitement.
Handy reaches to the back of his utility belt to reach for the walkie-talkie and sees the surprise of his life! The walkie-talkie is gone! "Who the hell took my walkie-talkie!?", Handy said in a panic. "Mime. Do you know where the radio went?", Handy said questioning. Mime nodded NO. He ran over to lumpy to see him roasting his food.
"Lumpy have you seen my radio lately?", Handy said in a panic. "Yeah, its right here, I scrapped your walkie-talkie to help make the fire", Lumpy said. Handy's eyes pop out of his head and the alarm sound FX ringing. "You dumb fuck!, you just single-handedly killed us all!", Handy said screaming.
"Once again your stupidity gets us in deep shit", Handy said furiously. "My god, no one can this fucking stupid, for god sakes his IQ must be that of a zygote.", Handy said softly under his breath. "Aw come on Handy, Lumpy said, you're acting like this is the first time I killed anyone.", Lumpy said.
"Hmm, lets see, you single-handedly killed everybody on that plane by your laptop, sonar machine and talking on your phone, and taking every parachute. Another time where you pushed toothy in that box of wind-up teeth and used his body parts to sell for a profit. And more importantly, you killed me by dragging me under the wheel of your car! You basterd!", Handy said.
"Oh those times ha ha.", Lumpy said nervously. Handy takes his share of food and eats it raw. After that, he goes to his tent to get some sleep, and Lumpy follows.
One hour has passed. Handy is tossing and turning when he hears the sound of a game. "Huh, what the hell is that sound?", Handy said. Handy gets up to investigate where the sound is coming from. "Wha-, you greedy fuck, you had a cell phone all this time and couldn't tell me shit!?", Handy said in out rage.
Handy tries to call for help using the cell phone. Handy, looking pissed off that he cant dial the numbers,(You know why.) You know what, lets get some sleep, tomorrow we'll get up first thing and try to get the hell outta here.", Handy said. Handy keeps the phone in his utility belt, and Handy, Lumpy, and mime go to sleep. (Insect hissing)
TO BE CONTINUED…..
WELL, THERE IT IS, I HOPED YOU ENJOYED THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF MY STORY! CHAPTER 6 IS COMING SOON. SO PLEASE COMMENT ON THIS CHAPTER. ALSO I AM IN THE WORKS OF DEVELOPING A NEW STORY THAT INVOLVES RAGE AND HIS SISTERS OF A FLASHBACK OF THEIR EARLY YEARS. I ALMOST FORGOT, PLEASE VISIT MY PROFILE PAGE TO VOTE ON MY NEW !