On with chapter 3! Sorry for the delay! I was out of the country for quite sometime.

"Excella, do you mind getting the fuck off me?"

"But why? Alby" voiced the poorly dressed woman.

"Reason One: I don't like you. Reason Two: I really don't fucking like you."

"Well! That didn't stop you from enjoying that blowjo-"

'Attention we have arrived at our destination!' The ships automated speakers blared

"There was a reason I asked you to turn off the light" Wesker replied remembering clutching a certain photo during the session and imagining that it was a certain someone else.

Excella finally relented in her advances, making sure her unsupported chest bounced quite nicely while doing so, Wesker did not appreciate the action.

Sheva decided life was unfair when all the enemies started rushing to her like she emitted her own gravitational field. She shot one in the leg and utilized a stylish back flip kick to down him along with others… only to have him rise almost unscathed and rush back to repay her for her actions. What really ticked her off was that Chris seemed to be made of stone and any person who lumbered towards him had their heads exploded by his fists which seemed to possess Herculean strength and his uncanny aim which was mainly crotch shots always hit their mark.

What Sheva had failed to realize was that her stylish attacks were only stylish and not really all that effective. Chris used brute force which for some strange reason to Sheva seemed to work better than her own 'cool' attacks. Unfortunately her internal monologue came at the price of attention and one of the villagers scored a critical hit, her pulse quickened and her vision faded to red.

"Chris!" She cried for some unknown reason.

"For Fucks Sake!" came his exasperated reply as he started shooting, punching, stepping, and uppercutting his way towards her, soon he was right beside her surrounded by dead bodies.

"Chris I need a herb!"

"No, don't be a baby! You just need this!" and at that he playfully tousled her hair.

Almost crying at the thought that she would die because of her partners stupidity she was pleasantly surprised when her vision cleared and her erratic pulse stabilized.

"What the fuck…..."

Then the wall exploded.

"What the hell is she doing here Leon?" Claire angrily asked as the object of her ire approached clutching the object of her onetime (and continuing) affection.

"Ada insisted that she come" Leon replied, not liking the filthy glare directed at him.

"I was simply concerned, this is after all an international incident" Ada's melodious voice rang out in the small entrance, her serene smile invoking more emotion from the girl.

"Your really pretty lady!" Rani voiced, immediately breaking the tension that permeated the area and forever endearing herself to Leon's good books.

"My name is Ada, and you're quite cute yourself." Ada said, bending down towards the young girl in a gesture of politeness. "What's your name sweetie?"

"My name is Rani, would you like to come in? My auntie said it was rude to not invite guests inside" She replied, clasping her hands in front of her and pivoting her body from side to side in a expression of childish shyness.

"It's nice to see that some people have proper manners" Ada said while looking at Claire with that ever so graceful smile. Clutching Leon's arm she led them both inside, pausing to give Claire an impish wink.

Claire's response was the slam the door.

Loudly.

Chris was having a blast, shooting gasoline barrels and people seemed like a good way to really perk his day. Sheva did not share his opinion, but he soon remedied that by entrusting her with the new machine gun he had found, but there was still a problem though….

"Sheva, do you like the gun I gave you" He asked while shooting a villager

"Yes Chris it was nice" Sheva replied as she reloaded her pistol.

"Sheva can I see your pistol for a second?" He asked in his most professional voice, startled she handed him her weapon.

"Thanks" Chris then pretended to look carefully at the gun then ejected the unused clip and chucked the pistol as far as he could. Ignoring her dumbfounded expression he ripped the remaining pistol ammunition pouch from her Velcro belt.

After reloading his pistol he turned back to her and pointed over her shoulder towards the crowd of pissed off locals running towards them.

"Sheva use the fucking machine gun"

"Well, thanks for the wonderful conversation but I'm sure a spy and a secret service agent have more important matters to attend to"

"Claire, we've only been here for three minutes" Leon stated.

"Thank you LEON because I really wanted to hear your opinion on the matter" her fake smile scaring him more than any regenerators could.

"Your were a spy! Cool!" Rani's voice clearly showing her excitement

"I would not be so excited if I were you Rani, who knows what she would be for what she wants, after all you did work for Wesker" Claire stated accusingly.

"Well Claire, how many loose women bleed when they do it for the first time" Ada replied as she sipped her coffee. "Isn't that right Leon?"

Leon's reply was to 'accidentally' spit out his coffee.

Claire on the other hand was lying her way through Rani questions about 'bleeding' and 'first times'.

"Also you don't know Wesker as well as you might hope" Ada stated

"What is that supposed to mean?" Claire demanded, pausing in her explanation to curious Rani.

"Why do you think he's so obsessed with your brother?" Ada said as she leaned forward towards Claire. "Why do you think he has so many pictures, and videos of him?" she asked the ever paling girl.

"No, no, no, that can't be true" She said as she went over all the interactions she had with the man. Her disbelief taking a fearful dive when she thought of the ramifications the statement held for her brother.

"He has a life-sized blow up doll of him"

THUMP!

"Auntie! Claire fainted again!"

"Why won't this gate open?" Chris asked as he pushed on the metal frame for the tenth time in five minutes. All the hostiles had been dealt with and their progress was now halted by a simple gate.

"I thought that we were meant to have air support!" Sheva exclaimed, tired from the almost non stop combat.

"We were?" Chris asked, for he had not heard her request for backup

"Yes, where the fuck are they!" She shouted, throwing her hands out in a expression of anger.

Coincidently the whirring sound of helicopter blades filled the air when the extremely late and now useless cavalry arrived.

"Stand back I'm going to blow the gate!" the RPG holder shouted into the radio.

"No that's okay we took care of them ourselves" Chris replied to the soldier.

"Where the FUCK were you, you stupid ASSHOLE!" Sheva screamed, incensed that it had taken so long to get support.

"Don't worry I'll take care of them" the static filled voice responded

"Take care of WHAT? We killed all the enemies before you arrived you bastard!" She shrieked into her radio.

"All right take cover" they spied the man taking aim at the door.

"Go Fuck Yourself!"

Chris had enough sense to grab his partner who was beside her self in anger and take shelter behind some stalls.

The gunner fired and hit the gate…. which remained intact.

"All right we will meet you up ahead" the pilot said diverting the helicopter away from them.

Chris then approached the same gate he had trouble opening before and gently tapped it, to his surprise it swung open completely.

"Well that's convenient" he said, pausing only to look at the sweat falling through the valley of his partners heaving breasts.

"God hates me" she was eloquent in her brevity.

Well another chapter ended, also be sure to check out my new Zelda story! As always please review.