The H.I.V.E. Five sat lazying about in their headquaters.
"Awww man, why's ain't there noth'n ta doo 'round 'ere no more?"
"Nothing to steal?"
"Not a thing! And no crudmuncher wants any work done, either."
"Hey Kyd?"
Kyd Wykkyd looked over at See-more.
"I'm bored."
"Then we don't we go cause some havoc?"
The original H.I.V.E. Five sung their heads around to face the suggestion.
"Wadda ya mean by that, Impulse?"
"I mean, Billy, we don't need to just go out and 'cause some havoc. Crash some cars, smash up a few shops, light a few things on fire, havoc."
They considered this and Jinx spoke up.
"Sounds like a plan. You guys said you were bored, right? Well, havoc dosn't sound too boring."
"I'm in."
"Fine, I'll do it."
"Were in." Chimed a few indentical voices.
"I'm willing."
Kyd Wykkyd nodded and Jinx gave a smirk. Impulse alowed himself a small smile, since no one was looking.
"No go get ya stuff together!" She mockingly yelled at them.
As they walked away ("Get outta my way, ya snot-eaters!") Jinx held Impulse back.
"Nice idea, how'd you come up with it?"
He's insides turned and churned.
"I, I just always wondered why villians didn't do that more often. I wondered it when I was all, hero..." He lied.
She looked at him and nodded. As she walked away, he got the impression that she knew he had lied. He felt terrible, he had just lied to Jinx, Jinx. He almost called out to her, to tell her the truth. To tell her that he was bored and had wanted to take advantage of his villian status to make a bit of havoc.
Jinx knew Impulse had just lied to her, and she was annoyed, but she also reasoned why it was okay. He wasn't just lieing to her, he was trying to lie to himself. She new he thought he wouldn't be the one to change, so she thought she wouldn't push it. Yet.
"Titans, go!"
"Hey! Those crudmunchers are here!"
Kyd Wykkyd teleported behind Raven and tried to pull her into a portal, but she sensed him and dodged his grab. A chunk of debri flew at Kyd Wykkyd and See-More blasted it apart. Gizmo jumped on Cyborgs back, but before he could do anything, Robin threw an electrical disk at him. Beast Boy change back and forth as he fought numourous Billy Numourous'. Starfire struggled with Mammoths strength as they tried to throw the other to a side. Starfire was distracted by a few small pink flashes at her feet, lost her footing and was thrown aside, colliding with a floating Raven and they both crashed into a wall. Jinx's voice echo through the area;
"Throw them together."
Gizmo ran under Kyd Wykkyd, Cyborg giving chase. Just as Cyborg passed under Kyd Wykkyd, a portal appeared in front of him and he was transported to the center of the square. Robin started fighting one of the Billy's, then two, then three, then a over a hundred. He was overpowered and thrown to where Cyborg sat. See-More blasted Beast Boy into Robin and Cyborg and Mammoth grabbed the girls and finished the pile. The H.I.V.E. Five (including Jinx) surrounded the Titans, but kept back far enough. As they looked around, they all noticed something that only Robin voiced.
"Where's Impulse?"
Suddenly, the Teen Titans found themselves surrounded by a black and green streak. It streaked around and around and by the time they realised what was happening, it was much too late. They were swept up into a tornado and next thing they new, they were sopping wet in the middle of an ocean. Which one, they were not sure, for there was no land in sight.
"Cyborg, you have GPS, right?"
"Locating us now, Robin."
They all heard a laugh.
"Good luck with that."
He was showing off, they knew it, he was running fast enough to stay on top of the water, but slow enough for them to see him. Impulse locked eyes with Robin and winked.
"Surely the famous Boy Wonder suspected a catch, if no one else did."
He laughed again and sped off to his new team, who had restored the havoc, gotten their worth out of it and returned to H.Q.
"Hey Mammoth, chuck us a soda, will ya."
Mammoth threw a soda over his shoulder and Impulse grabbed it before it fizzed.
"Hey Impulse," A Billy called out. "Nice idea, that was."
"Yeah," Joined in See-More, "That was fun!"
"Well I don't know about you crudmunchers, but I ain't bored anymore."
Impulse sought out Jinx's eyes, and her approval. He caught her eye and she gave a small smile, which turned into a smirk. He was glad for the smile, but the smirk confused him.
"Turn around." She mouthed and motioned.
He turned around as fast as he could (which was pretty god damn fast) and Kyd Wykkyd jumped back, his prank foiled.
"Tch, tch. You still havn't gotten that bell. Don't worry though."
Impulse dissappeared for a moment and reappeared behind Kyd Wykkyd. Something was quickly fasten to his neck and Impulse stepped around to the front to admire his work.
"There. Lovly new bell complete with purple and black collar."
Yay! He finally put a bell on Kyd Wykkyd.
Fairly random chappie, just here 'cause I wrote it and want to put a chapter up ('cause I've been slack to all my fanfics). Random villianous 'goodness'.
Now, a question to all readers (please answer even if there are chapters after this one posted);
Should I introduce Slade into all this?
Would love to know what y'all think.