Ohhhh…….Sorry I haven't updated in like…forever!!! But I have been busy with finishing up school for last year and then into a full time position for the holidays. I have had almost no time to write at all. But I have the next few days off…So we shall see what I can produce.

Chapter 2: Nani!? A New Home!?

Previously on Naruto: Fox Bane Awakens

Good-bye everyone. See you in 2 and a half years. Don't get killed or I'll dig up your graves and kill you again. Bye!!!!

End Flashback…

I smiled as I remembered what everyone had done for me. I would definitely come back a better Ninja.

On with the story….

"Eh. Ero-sennin. When are we going to get to wherever we are going?" I asked in my sullen voice.

"Naruto. We get there when we get there," Jiraiya replied with annoyance clearly showing through in his voice.

"Whatever," I answered in a bored tone.

Being bored does wonders for someone. Especially their aim and sense of judgment.

In my inescapable boredom I somehow managed to grab my katana and started swinging it wildly around me.

Being pure Naruto, I almost managed to cleave Ero-sennin's arm off. Almost.

"Ack! What the fuck are you doing brat!!? Are you actually attempting to kill me!?" Jiraiya yelled at me while I stood dead still.

"Fuck no! It's not my fault that I want to know where we are going and learn to use my katana. At least tell me where we are going," I snarled at Ero-sennin. God the man gets on my nerves sometimes. But, he is a Sannin, and a good man all the same.

"If you really must know, we are going to Suna brat. Now shut up, stop swinging your katana and follow me," Jiraiya spoke calmly but still shook with anger.

"Suna? Does that mean I get to see Gaara again?" I asked hopefully. All traces of my previous discomfort and anger where gone as soon as he mention 'Gaara'.

"Gaara? Oh! The Jinchuriki of the one tail. Yeah. If he's not on a mission," Jiraiya replied with a frown.

Yes. I get to see Gaara again. I wonder how life is treating him? Is his life still hell like mine is? Or has everything changed for the better?

"I can't wait to see Gaara again. I can't wait to see Gaara again," I chanted while doing a little jig.

"Shut up brat. Unless……You can do that if use that sexy jutsu of yours," Jiraiya asked hopefully.

"No. I refuse to be violated like that. What are you anyway? A little pervert?"

"Why not? And I'm not a little pervert."

"Oh? So what are you?

"A Super pervert!!"

'I have been scared for life.' "Oh dear Kami. Save me from this pervert…and let Obaa-chan smash him next time he's in Konoha"

"Oi Gaki. I heard that. Don't pray to Kami. Now I will get smashed. Damn you brat."

In Konoha…

"AH-CHOOO! Damn…Looks like all my paperwork is gone..Hehe…." Tsuande grinned while wiping her nose.

"Tsuande-sama!" Shizune cries while placing stack after stack of new paperwork on her master's desk. "ANBU managed to collect all the paperwork."

"Ah Crap. Get back here Jiraiya so I can vent," Tsuande fumed.

Back with Naruto and Jiraiya…

Jiraiya suddenly sneezed and felt that going to Konoha would not be a safe option for a few months.

"Eh? Why are you pale Ero-Sennin? Oh! I know…! You just remembered that you ticked off some very powerful kunoichi last time you were in Suna..And you just remembered now..And they probably chop your balls off….." I trailed off after seeing the look upon the perverts face.

"…" Jiraiya gave me his best death glare while releasing one hell of a lot of Ki.(1)

'AH Shit. Run away very fast. Very very fast.' I quickly thought.

'Grow some balls Kit and face him like a man…er….boy...um…Ninja…yeah Ninja' Kyuubi growled within my mind.

I found myself within my own mind in front of Kyuubi's cage.

"Ah what do you want damn fox!!" I snarled at my 'Tenant'

'Why Kit. That isn't a very nice way to treat the great Kyuubi no Yoko. If it wasn't for that damned Yondaime Hokage…I wouldn't be here..stuck within a complete and utter idiot and no-one from that pathetic village would be around either. Including you brat.' Kyuubi growled.

"The Yondaime was a great man…ah screw it. I can't be bothered dealing with this right now. Bye Bye Foxy!" I laughed at my new found nickname for the fox.

"Uh..Naruto. Are you alright?" Jiraiya asked while sporting a slightly disturbed look on his face.

Oops. Look like I laughed out loud. Shit. Better come up with something fast.

"Yeah fine. Laughing at my own joke if you really must know. And no. You can't know what it is either. Don't try a mind reading jutsu cause Kyuubi expels any other minds except my own.. "I trail off, uncertain as to if I should elaborate more.

"Fair enough brat. Don't really want to see that damned demon fox again" Jiraiya replied with a scowl.

'I heard that pervert. It I wasn't stuck in this idiots stomach I would maul you to death, get Kami to bring you back, then maul you again!' Kyuubi snarled within Naruto's mind.

"Shut up fox!" I snarled.

"You ok brat? Talking to yourself is bad you know. But before you ask anyway, we are about 1km away from Suna. We will be there in a few minutes" Jiraiya said.

'Finally get to see Gaara!' I thought as we entered through the gates of Suna.

Well…I really hate this chapter, but I could be worse. Least it has finally been updated or something. Reviews people. That motivates me to write after I finally finish school work.