Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or its characters; the entry format is based on LJ's and the songs used are... Not mine, either. I only own the plot. I think.

SASUKARIN FTW.

SASODEI FTW.

... fem!sasuke ftw. xD

ITACHI FTW!

FWOIFWOIFWOI, I LOVE ITACHIIIIIII

I WANT HIM TO LIVE AGAIN

BECOME A GODDAMN ZOMBIE, ITACHI! D: I WANT TO SEE YOU AGAINNNNN

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poisonousloverxx

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believe you me

Current Location: My dorm. Again.
Current Mood: lovingggg
Current Music: Dedication takes a lifetime, dreams only last for a night

Deidara is the epitome of awesome.

Like, seriously.

If he wasn't Sasori's One True Love, I'd steal him. I'm in love with Sasumuffin, yes, but Deidara's a darling. He's so cute and nice and everything. I'll be so happy when he's part of the family. Sasori deserves someone like him.

Also, Sasori gave me Deidara's screenname.

ARTisaBANG.

Haha. That's Dei's catchphrase, you know, like how Sasori's is, "Art is eternity, idiot," and Narucakes' is, "Believe it!"

Okay, Dei just accepted my friend request. HE CAN NOW VIEW MY STUFF. xD

... Okay, now I have to watch what I say here... He might start thinking I'll steal him...

Anyway.

EVERYONE OTHER THAN SASORI AND DEIDARA, here's a description of Dei: He has blond hair, tied in a half-ponytail, and his bangs fall over his left eye. His visible eye is a very nice shade of blue, and I think he uses eyeliner. Maybe he just naturally had dark rings around his eyes. His complexion is slightly tanned, and he has tattoos on his arms that look like stitches. One section of his right arm is brown and looks rotted, but that's just a really cool tattoo that Deidara says is interesting.

Also, Deidara likes fishnet, just like meeeee.

WE WERE DESTINED TO BECOME FRIENDS, I SWEAR.

Eww DDD:

My mom's making me drink this banana-milk smoothie... It was okay at first, but now it's just disgusting...

... I'm gonna puke after this...

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blondebombshell
Your mom is WEIRD.

poisonousloverxx
Don't I know it.

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xpuppetmasterx
She isn't making me drink anything.

poisonousloverxx
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU REFUSED, YOU ARSE.

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cherryblossom9
Your mom's trying to make you healthier so you'll lose wait.

poisonousloverxx
Are you calling me FAT, Haruno?

cherryblossom9
Why yes, I believe I am.

poisonousloverxx
Bitch, I'm skinnier than you.

cherryblossom9
Oh, so now you're calling ME fat?

poisonousloverxx
No. I'm just saying I'm slimmer than you.

cherryblossom9
BITCH, THIS MEANS WAR.

poisonousloverxx
... WTF.

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obsidianblack
Poor you.

poisonousloverxx
I KNEW YOU CARED! 8D

obsidianblack
I don't.

poisonousloverxx
... Way to crush my dreams, Sasumuffin.

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waterboi27
XD

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orangeramen101
lol poor u.

poisonousloverxx
Yep.

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ARTisaBANG
... Did you finish it yet?

poisonousloverxx
No, I'm waiting until she's in the bathroom or something to dump it in the trash and cover it with tissues or something.

ARTisaBANG
Smart girl.

poisonousloverxx
Takes one to know one.

ARTisaBANG
xD

poisonousloverxx
c:

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CHAPTER TWO
b for beautiful

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one way to say these three words

Current Location: classroom c:
Current Mood: sigh-worthy
Current Music: and that's what i'll dooo! i love you!

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Plain White T's.

can't stop listening to them.

anyway

HELLO WORLD, it's nine in the morning and Kakashi-sensei is once again late. Therefore, I am using this time to type this on my beautiful red laptop which has smudges of chocolate on it. ... I think that's chocolate, anyway.

I need to talk to someone.

Narucakes is talking to Sasumuffin, Sai's... Just weird, Ino's talking to Sakuface, Hinata's talking to Tenten, aaaaaand that leaves me with Lee and Neji.

... I'll take my chances with the Hyuuga.

WISH ME LUCK.

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sweetcheeks33
Good luck.


"Hi, Neji!" I greeted cheerily, plastering a rather fake smile to my face as I turned around to look at him. He sat behind me, which was so convenient, because I like talking to people while sitting sideways on my chair.

Neji gave me a look. "Hello, Maki," he replies after a pause. Argh, he calls me by my last name, too...

"Pumpkin," I said, allowing the smile to fall, "someone just replied to my newest post. Their screenname is 'sweetcheeks33'. I need your help to track them down, because my blog-journal is private and I didn't add them onto my friend's list."

Neji blinked at me. I stared back at him resolutely, and finally, he gave in. "Fine, you irksome little girl. I'll have some information tomorrow. Now go annoy someone else."

"Thanks, pumpkin!" I chirped, leaning forward to kiss him on the cheek. "You're the best!"

"Karin-chan!" Naruto yelled as Neji sighed. "You moved on?"

I stared at the blond. "... Are you seriously asking me that?"

"... Yes?"

"K-Karin-chan will a-always love S-Sasuke-san," Hinata interjected nervously, pressing her index fingers together. Her pale cheeks burned when Naruto looked at her, surprised. I did the same as Naruto, actually. I hadn't noticed she had stopped calling Sasuke "Sasuke-san" instead of "Uchiha-san." Huh. It must be because Sasuke's Neji's friend.

"Tonight, we lie awake, remember how the coffee made us shake on those long drives?" I sang randomly, mostly to get the attention off Hinata, but also because I was sort of bored. "One more long night. Another seven days, heartbeat racing, the interstate, my home, tonight, for one more long night. I'm sure as hell the happiest I've ever been."

"... Karin. What the eff?" Tenten asked, raising an eyebrow at my spontaneous singing.

"The world may never know," I replied cryptically.


i would've married you in vegas

Current Location: in the car
Current Mood: pissed
Current Music: had you given me the chance to say i do

mom's making me shop for grceries

that's why my grammar sux

i'm typin this while drivin

i'm gonna die, i swear

neway

just wanted 2 say tht i rly h8 naruto right now


I slammed the door angrily, cursing under my breath as I stomped toward the door to the store. Seriously, first the freaking smoothie, now this? What the eff? (I'm actually pretty proud of myself; I hadn't said the full f-word for a full day.) I would have to use a lot of my coupons for this! I shoved open the door, and stormed inside, before walking normally so I wouldn't accidentally break my heels. I silently thanked God I had only worn the three-inch heels, not the six-inch.

"The nights we felt alive. I would've married you in Vegas had you given me the chance to say I do, couldn't be any more obvious, could you? Couldn't be more obvious..." I sighed, the familiar song calming me.

I stopped before the flavored water section, looking for my favorite VitaminWater, Sync. I found it; I grabbed three bottles, and placed them carefully in my cart. I went over to the fruit/vegetable part, and looked over some potatoes. "Those are rotten," commented a very familiar voice. I turned around in surprise, only to see Deidara walking toward the tomatoes.

I fished a tomato coupon out of my pocket, and walked over to him. "Here," I stated, handing him it. He raised his eyebrows (or, well, his visible one), clearly surprised. He glanced away, and pulled something out of his pocket. "Yes, well," he said awkwardly, "take this." I plucked it out of his open palm, and gazed at the potato coupon.

"You—?" I asked breathlessly, and he nodded.

"And you—?" he inquired, and I nodded vigorously. "Would you—?"

"Yes!" I practically squealed, and, after getting the rest of the things on our lists, we bought them and ran out of the store, chattering excitedly.


forever seventeen

Current Location: dei's house
Current Mood: happy beyond belief
Current Music: so bittersweet in our design

I HAVE A COOKING BUDDY.

(We also cut coupons. But mostly we bake cookies.)

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xpuppetmasterx
Give me back my One True Love, dammit.