Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or its characters; the entry format is based on LJ's and the songs used are... Not mine, either. I only own the plot. I think.
I'm gonna continue this in spite of the report. :/ You guys love it, so... WHATEVAAA.
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poisonousloverxx
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outside the li-i-i-inesss
Current Location: my dorm. where else would i be?
Current Mood: hateee && fear D:
Current Music: no one else can speak the words on ur lips
OHFUDGEMUFFIN
Sasori told me to Google Slender Man. And I did and looked at so much shit. AND NOW I'M SCARED AS FUCKKKK
WHY, SASORI? WHY?
KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE DEMOTED TO FUCKING SASORI NOW!
NO MORE SASOBELLA SHIT!
FUCKING BASTARD.
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xpuppetmasterx
Can't we talk it out?
poisonousloverxx
NO, YOU SICK FUCK, I'M SCARED TO EFFING DEATH.
xpuppetmasterx
I can't believe I'm going to ask this, but... Why?
poisonousloverxx
Cuz a post said that if you see pics of Slender Man, you'll see him eventually.
xpuppetmasterx
... Fuck.
poisonousloverxx
YA THINK?! DDD:
xpuppetmasterx
... Don't open your window.
poisonousloverxx
Dude, there's a tree in our/the school's yard/grassyareathingonwhichpplwalk. And my window faces it. WHAT IF I SEE THE SLENDER MAN THERE?
xpuppetmasterx
I dunno, scream?
poisonousloverxx
And have everyone come over to see what I'm screaming about? No way.
xpuppetmasterx
Then it's your funeral, I guess.
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ARTisaBANG
Wow, you're really scared of that myth...
poisonousloverxx
IT'S NOT A MYTH. SLENDER MAN WILL COME AND KILL ME.
ARTisaBANG
... Kill you?
poisonousloverxx
Oh fuck. I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! DDD8
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obsidianblack
Stop screaming. We can hear you all the way in the boy's dorms.
poisonousloverxx
STFU SASUKE! THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER! (Ack, sorry for yelling at you, Sasumuffin. ;3;)
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orangeramen101
Slender Man? What's that?
poisonousloverxx
... Just Google it/him. DON'T LOOK AT THE PICTURESSSS
orangeramen101
... Too late.
poisonousloverxx
OH NO, NOT YOU, TOO! DD:
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thereaper
Karin, Temari and Kankuro want me to tell you that we're going to stay at your school (temporarily for them) because I got expelled from Suna's academy.
poisonousloverxx
Aw, that sucks. Do you want me to make your special cookies, sweetie?
thereaper
... If you want to.
poisonousloverxx
As long as I can eat them with you.
thereaper
Deal.
poisonousloverxx
Alright. When are you coming?
thereaper
Tomorrow, I think, or later today.
poisonousloverxx
I'll get started on the cookies, then.
thereaper
Thanks, Karin.
poisonousloverxx
Anytime, buddy. Anytime.
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CHAPTER THREE
c for catastrophe
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manage me, i'm a mess
Current Location: The classroommm
Current Mood: EXCIIIIIIIITED!
Current Music: i wanna feel weightless
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
MY BEEEEEEEEEEEEST FRIEND IS COMING BAAAAACK TO DEAR OLD KONOHA!
THIS IS AMAAAAAAZING!
I'M SO EXCITED 8DDD
... It almost made me forget about Slender Man. Almost. Dammit, I just made myself scared. Again.
DAMN YOU, SASORI.
DAMN YOU TO FUCKING HELL.
(Deidara, um, would you still be my pal if I murder your lover?)
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ARTisaBANG
No. I wouldn't.
poisonousloverxx
Damn.
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blondebombshell
Oh, you're still on that Slender Man thing? Karin, let it go. That thing doesn't exist.
poisonousloverxx
OR SO YOU SAY.
blondebombshell
Anyway, who is this "best friend" you speak of?
poisonousloverxx
You'll know. Oh, you'll KNOW.
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xpuppetmasterx
So violent.
poisonousloverxx
STFU.
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waterboi27
LOL
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orangeramen101
Your best friend? OMG HE'S COMING?
poisonousloverxx
YESSSS
I couldn't fucking sleep. Well, yes, I could, but only for a few hours; I only had, like, three hours of sleep. That Slender Man thing really did scare the crap out of me. I had dark rings under my eyes when I got to class. Sakura looked so damn triumphant at my disheveled appearance; I didn't slap her or anything, but I didn't acknowledge her. It was a blow to her ego, I'm sure.
"You look like the living dead," Ino whispered to me. "You didn't even put on anything more than chapstick, mascara, and eyeliner."
"I know," I whispered back. "But that Slender Man thing scared me shitless."
Ino looked at me sympathetically. "I'm sure Sasori-kun regrets telling you to Google it. You know he loves you in his own special way."
I tch'd. "Bastard loves frightening me, though."
"Um, that's just the way he shows his love?" Ino offered. "That, or you're just too easy to scare."
I glared at her. "Shut the hell up now."
"Shutting."
shameless
Current Location: class
Current Mood: like i got ran over by a truck
Current Music: hips swaying, lips lieee
I don't think Tsunade likes my blog. She gave me a dirty look earlier for typing an entry. But maybe she just doesn't like me that much because I said her boobs were fake. I don't really get why she's so worked up; I mean, seriously. It's not like this blog is hated by anyone (and it's not like those boobs can be real). Except for maybe Sakuface, and she comments from time to time (but she keeps defending the realness of Tsunade's boobs. Pfft, I bet Sakuface would know EXACTLY what fake boobs are like.).
CUZ YOU AIN'T THE ONLY ONES WHO WANNA GIVE IT UP, YOU AIN'T THE ONLY ONES, YOU AIN'T THE ONLY ONES WHO WANNA LIVE IT UP, YOU AIN'T THE ONLY ONES, YOU AIN'T THE ONLY ONES WHO WANNA LIVE IT UP, YOU AIN'T THE ONLY ONES, YOU AIN'T THE ONLY ONES WHO WANNA LIVE IT UP, YOU AIN'T THE ONLY ONES!
... Sometimes I question my sanity. I really do.
ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SUBJECT:
Sweetie, do you want me to reveal your name on my blog, or should we wait until you come?
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thereaper
Let's wait until I come. You know how much I love drama.
poisonousloverxx
Lol, do I ever! xD
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waterboi27
Lemme guess. Gaara?
poisonousloverxx
I can't say.
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thepointofthings
Ummm. Gaara?
poisonousloverxx
I can't say.
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orangeramen101
XD Everyone's trying to guess!
poisonousloverxx
Well, DUH.
orangeramen101
I already know who it is so I won't give a guess.
poisonousloverxx
lol k.
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obsidianblack
It's Gaara.
poisonousloverxx
WHY IS EVERYONE PICKING GAARA?!
obsidianblack
Because it's rather obvious who you keep talking about.
poisonousloverxx
Dammit.
"... Gaara, when are you coming?"
"I'll be there at school tomorrow. Prepare for a flashy entrance."
"Flashy?"
"Fangirls."
"Oh, yeah. Your fanclub hasn't disbanded yet."
"I'm thankful for that."
"I knew you would."
"... You're making this very difficult to have a conversation."
"Am I?"
"Yes. You are."
"Dammit. My conversation skills have been lacking, recently."
"Maybe because of Slend—"
"DON'T SAY HIS NAME! HE MIGHT BE LISTENING!"
"... Karin."
"Yes?"
"What the fuck."
"I don't know anymore."
"Typical. So, I'm going to hang up now. See you at school tomorrow, Karin."
"See ya then, Gaara! Love you!"
"Hn."
Click.