Here are 25 ways that you could easily piss off Edward Cullen. I'm sorry if these are your ideas to but any similarites are completely conincidental.
I don't own Twilight or any of it's characters... sadly. :'(
Thanks N.A.C1. Imagine yourself having raunchy sex with Bella
2. Sit at his piano and hit random keys and say your are composing
3. Think backwards
4. Imagine yourself taking a ride on his 'disco stick' (thx Lady Gaga)
5. Think randomly such as randomly shouting out swears in your mind
6. Watch 'Wizard Swears' on YouTube and try and work out what all the beeps in the last swear mean
7. Imagine him wearing flare jeans
8. Make comments on the status of his Bella sex life
9. Tell Renesmee to ask him where babies come from
10. Make your ringtone that stupid Gummy Bear song
11. Change his ringtone to that stupid Gummy Bear song
12. Change his ringtone, period
13.'Accidently' have a documentary on animal mating on when he walks in
14. Tell him his shirt is wrinkled
15. Force feed him Fruit Loops
16. Video tape him coughing up said Fruit Loops
17. Talk his daughter into wearing a string bikini
18. Then blame Bella
19. Steal his IPod
Bella's IPod
21. Plant birth control on Renesmee
22. Push him over the treaty line
23. Give Renesmee a motorbike for Christmas
24. Hide a tape in his bedroom and record him and Bella having hot vampire sex
25. And post said video on YouTube