What-about-Edward here

What-about-Edward here!! Yes indeed I did write last chapter and this chapter. Vanessa needs to get her ass in gear! But I understand because school is a bitch right now! But I know she has a chapter she just needs to type it. Oh! And tell her to forward the reviews please! If you leave one… WHICH YOU SHOULD!

Bella Edward

Hey Edward!! (holding something behind back)

Hello Love, what's in your hand?

Nothing…. (slowly backs away)

Fine don't tell me… I'll just dazzle you!

NO!! I'll show you… (pulls out a trucker hat that says…)

"What Vampire"? Who gave this to you?

Jacob

Who?!

JACOB!!

Ugh, should have known… do you have a sharpie?

Sure …why?

You'll see… (hands hat back)

"What A Vampire" I love it!

Thank you, love.

(puts hat on) I like it much better now

IN YOUR PANTS!!

THAT'S MY LINE!!