A/N: This is Vanessa Wolfe reporting for duty once again. Right now I am the brain of the twins because I have more free time. Why, you ask? Because I am grounded. I would be doing mostly homework but I think my teachers know when I'm grounded so that they can give me less homework. Most kids would be happy but I am not because I have nothing to do thus I write more chapters. I have two other chapters for you guys but one is on my phone, which I am grounded from, so only one. I will not post the other one until I get at least 15 reviews on this chapter. COME ON YOU GUYS AND GIRLS! Show me who you love! I want more comments on this chapter than Wae can ever dream of getting. I obviously love you guys more because I am posting a lot right now. Don't worry I have more in my random brain. Oh and sorry you did not enjoy the last chapter xXxJasperLuverxXx Peace. And enjoy.

Disclaimer: I OBVIOUSLY don't own Twilight. I only enjoy putting them in random and possibly awkward situations.

WOLF BABIES!? Wolf babies.

Bella Edward Emmett Jasper

Well, aren't you so cute!

Why thank you.

I wasn't talking to you.

Oh… ok…then um whom were you talking to?

Noooo one.

Tell me. (smiles a beautiful, lovely, charming, dazzling smile.)

… wolf babies…

WHAT?! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

Well, when a man loves a woman they start to feel more intimate

Please, just stop there.

EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THIS HAPPENED!

Easy, Bella got laid before you.

Not funny! This is a serious matter.

How else would they be wolf babies.

I didn't give birth to them.

JACOB MUST HAVE!!

Emmett, shut up. Bella, who gave birth to them then?

Alice.

WHAT!? How did that happen?! Vampire… wolf… Alice… babies…ALICE…

HAHAHA just kidding!

Thank god, bye.

Then who did?

(Bella does the shifty eyes thingy.)

…………… JACOB IMPRINTED ON AN ACTUAL WOLF!

No way! That's hilarious!

Wow… that's creepy…

In more ways than one.

A/N: Thanks everyone for enduring that one. I wrote it on the way to Santa-cali-gon Days (a cool festival). Wae was with me in the car and we both wrote a chapter. It was a cool festival. It had a carnival and Wae dry heaved. It made me think of when vampires when they eat human food. Haha poor Wae.

Review. Do it. Now. I know you want to. Yes I am that special. Do not think such cruel thoughts about me. JUST FRIZZIN REVIEW!! Thank you.