A/N: This chapter is dedicated to my friend Phoebe and her special randomness. Sorry Wae but you will get a chapter some day. Wow I don't have anything to say in this except I will be updating three times today for the monthaversary. This is a special moment for me. So please review for this special occasion.
Disclaimer:
Me: Emmett, I swear, I shall own you one day.
Emmett: HELL NO!
Me: Yes, it shall happen soon too.
Emmett: (slowly backs away a few yards then races away in a blur)
Edward: Woah, this is a once in a lifetime thing. He is scared of you.
Me: (crazy smile) MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I own nothing.
Broken Bella
Alice Bella Edward
Bella, are you okay?
YOUR PAPA!
First of all I don't know who he is and second of all WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
Silly, Tina, butterflies don't eat bananas they eat oranges.
Who is this Tina you speak of?
My best friend!
What about me?
MOMMA!!
Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god.
What were you oh god-ing in your mind, Alice?
I THINK I BROKE YOUR FIANCE!!
You what?!
I'm sorry, Edward, I'm sorry! Don't burn me!
TIGAH TIGAH TIGAH TIGAH TIGAH!!
I'm sorry, Edward! I will do whatever you want!
Fine. You have to go to the mall tomorrow dressed as a hobo.
Ok. Fine… Wait… WHAT?! I can't do that!
(Edward raises an eyebrow)
OK! I will!
Haha. Now you have to dress like a hobo…… Bella didn't get any sleep last night so I got her a coffee…..Bella and coffee…. Bad mix.
Mixah tixah make me wanna lixya
IN YOUR PANTS!
OH EDIWARD! THAT WAS NAUGHTY. Hehe Eddie was naughty.
A/N: Does that hehe bother you Wae? Lol. Well I got this chapter once when I was about to fall asleep. Soon after I got the idea I fell asleep… without writing it down. I woke up in the morning and couldn't remember it. Then at a baseball game with Wae I remembered so I typed it on my phone.
REVIEW FOR THE MONTHAVERSARY!!