Edward Bella

Edward Bella

(licking her arm) lick Alice lick Emmett lick lick lick EDWARD!

WHY ARE YOU NAMING YOUR SPIT??

It is called lick-naming. Get over it.

What is lick naming?

Where you lick various parts of your body and name them randomly till they dry up.

Why did you lick mine three times??

Because I want it to stay… IN YOUR PANTS!!

Very funny Bella.

Well I just figured since you were being utterly absurd.

THAT'S MY LINE!!

You use mine all the time Edward. Don't get your venom in a pool.

Wow. i have no words to describe how politically incorrect that was.

IN YOUR PANTS!!

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