A/N: Alright peoples I told you I would update today. Well, actually I told you I was writing one right now. I think this one is truly funny but that is probably because I am in a weird mood right now. I would say sorry about bringing up Christmas for all you people that don't celebrate it but I don't care! I could really care less if you find this offensive.
Disclaimer: I do not own Halloween or Christmas. I wish I owned Alice… and Edward… and Bella.
Halloween
Bella Edward Alice
Ok so here's how it went down…
Great it's story time.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Eddie-kins don't be a party pooper.
Vampires can't poop.
I don't think she meant it literally.
… Oh…
As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted…
Get on with it.
SHUT UP!!!
Uh(that was an 'I am broken' sound)
I didn't want to have to do it… JASPER MADE ME!!!
No he didn't! He is hunting with Emmett.
SILENCE!
Thank you.
No prob.
Get on with it.
In your pants.
Guess what Jake and me did last Halloween!
It's almost Christmas and you are deciding to tell us now?
Yes…
Tell me! It's eating me alive.
In your pants.
GUESS what we did!
I have no idea.
Ate a gorilla, played with a toaster, liked a stranger's shoe, played patty cake with syrup…
Where did that come from?
…ummm… that's some of the stuff we did.
Whaaaaaaaat?!?!
Get in the Christmas Spirit and be nice
Be nice…(eye twitch)… be nice
I'm scared.
It's ok.
All better.
On with the story!
Well then Jake got out a strong smelling/tasting liquid. Next all I remember is waking up on Mike Newton's coffee table with nothing but jeans on…
…
on my head…
HAHAHAHAHAHA all time high! Where was Jake?
In Mike Newton's bed with the owner of said bed's stiffy in his back
I feel better about this now.
In bed.
A/N: I think that was exceptionally funny. But that could just be me. Well please review. If we don't get 20 reviews I will not let Wae update.
THANKS FOR READING! I love you!