Kenny 2.0 Chapter 3

Saturday

A/N Sorry for not updating, I just keep getting a lot of idea's for stories and cant decide to write them or not, if you want me to write this story tell me to. It's an Idea I have where Tret Boyett (I'm to lazy to look up his name) comes back for the second time and the boys go into hiding at the age of 14. WILL B CHARACTER DEATHS MUAHHAHAHAHAHA Cartman first or maybe Kyle when their fighting each other and get distracted.….

Onto the story…

Kenny, Eric, Stan, and Kyle woke up inside Kenny's new house. They started walking around for a while. They went to the mini-bar near the kitchen where Kenny's mom was just waking up. "Hello Boys, you want some crapes?" She asked in her crotchety voice. They all nodded and she started making them. They started making conversation.

"So you guys, waddya wanna do after we eat?" Kenny asked.

"I don't know what can we do?" Asked Stan.

"Well we could play with our Ninja weapons, this time with plastic dummies, and my dad bought us all new weapons. So we can attack the dummies." Kenny said.

"Wow!" All of the boys said. They wolfed down the crapes and drank some coke while they were on their way to the new back yard of the McCormic house. They started playing Ninja. This time it was fair and Cartman wasn't over powered.

"Dude Kenny we look awesome!" Kyle said as Kenny explained to them he had also bought Ninja outfits so they looked the same as they did when the imagined. Kenny had a black outfit though and a Katana on his back with a Shuriken holster on his left leg. (Shuriken Ninja Star)

After they finished playing they started walking around South Park. They noticed there were some young kids being picked on by some fifth graders, and remembering what would happen whenever they confronted the fifth+ graders left.

"You guys know what I hate?" Cartman asked.

"Me?" Kyle asked.

"No retard the fact that I never got to mourn over Kenny's death, and Kenny I am so sorry I never did… You are my super best friend Kenny! I never wanted to tell anyone."

"Wow Cartman…I never knew…" Kenny was saying as Cartman smiled.

"…you were suck an ass kisser.." Kenny finished.

"WHAT?!" Cartman replied. Kenny just punched him and the group kept walking. They saw some homeless dude and remembered the time there were a bunch of homeless people in South Park. Then they had to save everyone.

"Hey guys! The fourth of July is coming up soon, so you wanna play with a bunch of bottle rockets and shit for it? I can buy a bunch of fire works!" Kenny said because the group was bored.

"Oh dude that would be awesome!" Stan agreed. The other two nodded.

"It sucks we'll have to wait though…" Kyle said since fourth of July wasn't anywhere close, unless a month is close but for fourth graders…it's not.

"Guys you wanna go paintballing?" Kyle suggested.

"Sure why not." The group replied. They went there and got all their gear. (I know you have to be 10+ to play PB but to bad!) It was a Free For All game. Kenny won the first one, Then Stan, The Kyle, then Kenny again, Then Kyle again, Kyle again after that, Stan after that one, then Kenny 4 times. Cartman was pissed that he wasn't winning any.

"Well it's cause you're a fat ass!" Stan said.

"I am not fat!" Cartman said shooting Stan in the balls.

"Bet you that hurt more than my kick in the nuts!"

"WHAT THE FUCK CARTMAN!?" Stan yelled as Kyle stuck his gun up Cartman's ass and fired. Then the whole group was kicked out for firing in a non fire zone.

"Damnit Cartman it's your fault to!" Stan said while he held an ice pack where he was shot.

"Shut up you hippie!" He replied.

"So what now guys?" Kenny asked as he was bored.

"I don't know what do you wanna do?" Cartman asked.

"Well why the hell do you think I asked, ass kisser? But I have an idea, who wants to see a movie?" Kenny said.

"Sure." Kyle and Stan said after they were finished laughing. Eric didn't say anything. They went there and were about to watch a big action movie when the spotted Bebe, Wendy, and Heidi. Kenny spotted them and then asked what movie they went to see. The boys agreed they should go there and followed them. They sat infront of them waiting for them to notice.

"Stan, Kyle, Kenny? Is that you?" Wendy asked.

"What about me?" Cartman asked.

"Shut up fat ass" Kyle said. (It's not that I don't like Cartman, well okay I don't, but he is funny most of the time but a racist son of a bitch. That and no one in the school likes him.)

Stan was quiet the entire time as he was just staring at Heidi. It was the first time he actually noticed her and she was so beautiful to him. He instantly forgot about Wendy. Kenny noticed this and smiled.

"So boys do you want to join us?" The girls asked. The boys said sure and Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, and Stan went up there.

"Damn fat ass I didn't know you took up 2 seats!" Kyle said. The Girls/Boys laughed. Cartman got angry. "Shut up you damn jew!" He said throwing his popcorn and horribly missing and hitting Heidi in the eye.

"MY EYES!" She cried with butter in them.

"DAMNIT FAT ASS!" Stan yelled as he jumped on Cartman and started puching him while the girls took Heidi to the bathroom to clean her eyes.

"Stan get off of me!" he said as he tried to punch him but found he was unable to do so. He finally got him off and started beating him. They were all soon thrown out of the theatre.

"Damnit I'm going home!" Stan said as he started walking away. Kenny and Kyle sighed as they walked away.

"Oh! So the rich boy and Jew are just gonna runaway now huh? FINE!" Cartman said as he was left alone in front of the theatre.

"Well see ya later Kenny I'm going to go home..." Kyle said as Kenny left. Kenny started walking around. He wasn't sure what he should do. He felt bad for Heidi but he didn't know where the girls were. He just hoped Stan would be able to tell her he saved him. He sighed as he started walking home with hands in his new black parka with the hood down and the parka open. He was walking when he bumped into someone he looked up and saw Heidi.

"Sorry.." he said. She smiled at him.

"Tell Stan that I said thanks for saving me, and that I'll see him school tommorow." She said as she walked past Kenny. He smiled for his friend and continued his way home. He finally made it and went to his cell phone that he had left in his room. He dialed Stan's number and when it picked up he heard Stan.

"Hello?" Stan said.

"Stan, Heidi told me to tell you thanks for saving her and that she'll see you in school tommorow."

"She did?!"

"Yea but dont think about it to much or she might think your a freak, play it cool, alright man?"

"Alright, thanks for telling me, see ya later man."

"No problem, See ya." Kenny said as he hung up and started to undress. For the first time in his life he was happily waiting for school to start.

Review plz and remember to tell me if I should make the story or not.