Chapter 2: Eventful Lunch Hour
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The door jiggled as I threw the door open, revealing my lovable newsies seated out our usual tables. Before I could let out my ray of bright teeth, Skittery saw me. He lifted the menu up to his face and hid, sinking into the small wooden chair. Oh he's just shy! I bounced over and seated myself next to David. The chatter of papes and food was silenced. All eyes were on me. Can I blame them?
I greeted, "Hiya newsies!"
David inched away from me whispering, "Why is she sitting next to me?.."
Race replied, "If we'se are still she'll go away."
Jack rolled his eyes, "Trust me, Ise tried everything in da book. There's no gettin' rid of her."
Skittery slid back up into his seat his hands to his eyes, "She's so ugly......it's blinding me!!!!!!!!" He jumped from the table and ran out of Tibby's screaming "Monster!' at the top of his lungs. Hahahaa, they're so funny! They always do this when I come. It's a really good joke.
I grabbed the menu from Bumlets, "What's good on here?"
Race shot back, "Everything until youse came in, youse STINK!"
Oh it seems like he noticed my new perfume that I STOLE from the flower shop down the corner. I'm so bad. The waiter came out with more drinks, he placed them on the table and looked down at me.
He said in a snotty voice, "I'm sorry boys, but dogs aren't allowed at the table...."
Dog? I don't see a dog? He needs to get his eyes checked. I raised my voice, "Excuse me! I'm ready to order!"
He tapped his chin, "It talks? Looks like you trained it very well...." With that he left. WELL. What kind of service is this? I want to get food and I'll get it now.
I got up, "I'll be back newsies." They shot each other looks of 'lets get out of here while we still can' but they're just kidding! I marched up to the counter and rang the bell annoying until someone came to my need.
Another waiter asked, "May I help you?"
"YES" I shouted in his face.
He coughed violent;y, "Would you like a breath mint dear?"
I ignored him and stood on a chair, towering over him, "I AM READY TO ORDER. SO SOMEONE PAY FREAKING ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!"
The waiter hesitated, "Um..miss please do not cause a scene!"
"NO, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR FOOD AND I'M GOING TO GET IT! I WILL NOT BE DEINED!!!!!!!"
A waitress appeared at the waiter's side and whispered in his ear, "Want me to hose her out of here?"
He nodded quickly, before rushing under the counter, taking cover. What's going on? Are they getting my food or not? I should go tell the governor about this bad service. A loud voice echoed in the whole shop, "Please leave or we will have to force you out!"
Was he talking to ME? Excuse me, he doesn't know who I am. The amazing Susan....I'll show him. I ran over to him and punched the guy right in the jaw. He didn't even move.
"Um...anyway, leave or be forced."
I shouted in my dramatic show star voice, "FORCED!"
"Okay...suit yourself...."
Before I knew it, jets of water were being shot at me, soaking me completely from head to foot. I tried to run away but I slipped on the amount of water on the floor.
I screamed, "Newsies help me!!!"
They were cheering and chanting. I really don't think this is the time to be all funny! The waiter who I first met came out with a HUGE orange hose that is connected to the sink.
He shouted, "OUT DOG!!!!'
The rays of strong water hit me hard, making me slide out the door and into the street. People who passed by stared down at me with disgust.
Yes I know, an angel shouldn't be treated like this!!!!!! I kept falling into I hit a bench. OW MY KNEE! OH POOR ME!!!!!!!!!
I put my hand on my forehead, "Oh please help!"
Spot rounded the corner with a slutty looking good on his arm. Here's my chance. I shouted, "SPOT HELP ME!!!!!"
His eyes were wide as he saw the mess I was in. He's going to help me! Wait...he's laughing! The girl on his arm stared at me in alarm.
The girl said, "It's a furry monster!!!!!!" She grabbed a broom from the bakery shop and charged toward me, "Youse shall not harm anyone youse BEAST!"
I screamed and got up running away from the crazy girl with the broom. What is with people these days? Are they really all THAT jealous of me? As I was being chased around central park by the slut with the broom, Denton was sitting on a bench reading today's newspaper. He saw me and shouted, "THERE'S THE MONSTER! MUST TAKE PICTURES FOR STORY!" He grabbed his camera, snap, snap. Aw he's going to put me on front page, my life story.
As I rounded the corner into an alley way I screamed, "I'LL DO THAT INTERVIEW LATER DENTON!!!!"
A/N: Yes. This is what happens when I'm bored. Now as I said in the summary, this story isn't meant to offend anyone. I'm just expressing my hate for Mary Sues. Please review!! Cause I haven't got any yet! D: Whoever reviews gets to have Spot's cane! Cause....I stole it :D