Chapter 3: Fight! Oh dear!

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I rounded the corner to the alley, finally getting rid of that man stealing slut! I don't understand how Spot could so that to ME?! Amazing.....SUPERMODEL ME! He really must have some issues. I'll take care of them later. I continued to walk down the alley, without a care in the world. I mean, come on. No one would dare mess with me! I whistled along, skipping over dead rats and mice. I'm no girly girl! Suddenly, I was slammed against the wall. OH no! RAPE! I got a look at my attacker: a boy with long brown hair, a scar on his eyelid and bright green eyes.

I shouted in his face, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?"

The boy just gripped my neck tighter making me gag, "What do you think I want, dumbass? I capture you in an alley way. Figure it out."

I flashed my beautiful smile, "Sorry, NO AUTOGRAPHS WITHOUT THE MONEY!"

My attacker's eyes narrowed and he slapped me across the face, watching me crumple against the wall, "Don't back sash me girl, either you do what I want, or you're dead. But...with those looks...I really don't think anyone would care."

With tears in my eyes I got back on my legs and challenged, "YOU DON'T KNOW ME. As a matter of fact, there are people who would miss me when I'm gone!"

He rolled his eyes, "Yeah whatever. Now..."

I shouted again, "YOU WILL NOT RAPE ME SIR!" With that I kicked him in his man hood and tried to get away. What is this guy made of steel? He didn't even wince! My attacker punched me in the gut making me fall backwards.

"You missed bitch."

He grabbed my feet and dragged me further into the darkness. I tried to escape yet again, but it was no use. Someone as beautiful as me shouldn't be man handled like this so I shouted, "HELPPPPP!!!! JACK, RACETRACK, SPOT!!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!"

As if God answered my prayers, a figure appeared in the front of the alley. I reached out my hand as my attacker continued dragging me, "Please help me!"

The figure came closer and stopped. It shivered a bit and gasped, "What the hell is that thing?!"

He must be talking about my attacker, yes he is ugly and strong but he will not win! The heroic figure will save me!!!!!!!!!! I smiled a bit, knowing I was going to be okay.

The figure fell back and pointed at me, "Man, you'se got to kill that thing!!!"

My attacker stopped and replied, "I know, now please just kindly leave and I will."

The figure nodded, shook my attacker by the hand, took one look at me and ran in the other direction. Oh, he's just probably going to find someone big and more strong to fight off this evil doer! We stopped at a dead end, my attacker kept my face to the muddy ground while he searched my pockets.

I mumbled into the mud, "NO! I do NOT have a condom!"

My attacker replied, "Like I'd want to rape a creature like you...."

My response was to start freaking out like a little child without it's toy. My attacker got angry again and decided to sit on my head. HOW RUDE! Where is my big strong man to save me? Oh right! He's off fucking that slut. I'll make him feel sorry by crying to him!

I asked, "If you are not going to rape me, then what do you want from me?"

My attacker got off me and pushed me against the wall again, "To tell you the truth nothing."

I cocked my head to the side, "Oh....well then were you stalking me? YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH ME!"

My attacker rolled his eyes and mumbled under his breath, "For fucks sake..."

I asked loudly, "What is your name handsome stalker?" I'm really really good at flirting!

My attacker shot back, "Joe."

"Oh that's sexy....." Maybe if I cheat on Spot with Joe, he'll come running back like a puppy with its tail between its legs.....

Joe rolled his eyes once more, "The only reason I did this was cause the newises paid me. Attack you, keep you busy until they could go into the lodging house and lock everything so YOU can't get in."

I bounced up excited, "OH IS THIS A GAME! I love games!"

Joe just stared at me, "Crazy bitch..." With that he ran out as fast as he could. I chased after him until my feet couldn't no more.

I screamed after him, "WAIT YOU NEVER TOLD ME THE RULES TO THE GAME!!!!!"

Joe was out of view, so I sat on the curb with my chin in my hands....oh I KNOW! THE NEWSIES ARE DISTRACTING ME WITH THIS GAME BECAUSE SOON IT WILL BE MY BIRTHDAY AND THEY ARE PLANNING A PARTY!!!! AND THAT SLUT ON SPOT'S ARM WASN'T HIS CHEATING BUDDY BUT JUST THE COOK! It all makes sense now!!!!!! THEY MUST LOVE ME SO MUCH!!!!!!!

A/N: Hahaha.....party....yeah that's what they are planning..........please review!!!!!! whoever reviews next gets to guest star in the next chapter....All I need is your name and what you want to look like.....muahahaha.