Chapter 7: Death? Or Is it?!

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I flew back into the water, the stupid paper plane is stuck in my eye! I don't deserve such treatment! I'm the most lovable, caring person in the world! I just know everyone is out looking for me, basically freaking out over the loss of their QUEEN. I yet again, climbed the steps and quickly squeezed out of the sewer opening. I must have looked a right mess, for many people who walked by, would see me and run away screaming! It breaks their heart to see such a beautiful person beaten and broken like that. I shall get JUSTICE!

I rushed over to Tibby's and banged on the glass door, "SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!"

The people inside looked at me, then as if they didn't see me, went back to eating and chatting happily. The owner of Tibby's came into view, glaring at me, with a hose in his hand. These people are so CRUEL!!!! I DON'T DESERVE SUCH TREATMENT!!!!!!! I ran down the street, screaming at the top of my lungs. However, it was as if no one seemed to hear me, they just hurried along, their noses in their jackets. I even saw a girl puke on her pretty pink dress after running past me. Tears formed into my eyes, everyone loves me...why are they acting this way?! It is because I look like a mess? HOW SHALLOW CAN THESE PEOPLE BE! Once I get cleaned up they will love me again!.... I NEED A BATHROOM!

Every public place I went to, they wouldn't let me in. When I asked why, they simply pointed to the sign, 'No pets allowed.'

I yelled at them stomping my feet, "I don't have a pet! Are you people blind?!!!!"

One owner held a gun against his chest and whispered, "Don't me use this child..."

I crossed my arms, smirking, "You wouldn't dare!"

The crazy store owner jumped up and down, his white lab coat flying around him, "You're RIGHT! I don't have time trying to scare away my dog's friends! I'M GOING TO THE FUTURE!!!!"

Suddenly, a strange carriage zoomed in front of us, out came a boy with a red jacket on, "Doc we gotta go! There's word around the town that there is a beast running around!"

The attractive boy, screamed as he looked at me. I guess I gave him too much of my flirty stares. The boy pushed the old man into the van, "THERE'S THE BEAST! WE GOTTA GO!!!!"

The doors of the strange carriage closed. The carriage drove by me quickly, making my dress fly up to my face. I screamed in embarrassment, now everyone can see my turtle kickers! I backed away quickly trying to get the dress fabric out of my eye's view, I tripped over a curb and landed hard on the sidewalk.

"OUCH!!! WATCH WHERE YOU'SE ARE GOING!"

I finally pushed my dress down and looked up to see I landed on the cook. I stared at her before stating, "Are you hear to tell me that you finished my cake?"

The cook pushed me off her, I landed on the sidewalk again, this time on my bottom.

I shouted, "I AM REPORTING YOU!"

The cook rolled up her pants, "NOT BEFORA I'SE KILL YOU'SE FIRST!!!!"

She backed me against an alley wall, her fists curled into a fighting pose. I stood up straight, putting my tough face on, "If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you will GET!"

My cries of glory and victory could be heard through out the city.

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Denton smiled happily at the newspaper. His interview with Susan made front page. This newspaper would be sold through out New York City, where everyone can laugh on how much of a joke Susan is. Denton somehow managed to get a picture of her when she was trying to drag Spot into the bed one night at the Lodging house.

Denton's boss came into view and smacked him on the back, "Denton! You did it this time! The newspaper hasn't made money like this since the newsies strike!"

Denton smiled, clearly pleased by how his boss was praising him.

"Denton, I want you to follow this little rat, take pictures and what not! People are really enjoying laughing at her!!!!"

He did a double take and gasped, "Me sir? Why not.... Andrew?"

Suddenly Andrew popped out of nowhere and yelled, "THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO RISK MY LIFE, FOLLOWING AROUND THAT HUGE DOG/HORSE CREATURE AROUND!!!"

Denton's boss stated, "Denton, this is a mission that can only be completed by you."

"What do I get for this?"

"Your own theme song."

Denton shook his boss's hand firmly, "I'm on the job!"

As Denton left the office in search of the creature, Mission Impossible was playing in the background. Out of the blue, his work office exploded, probably because Andrew forgot to turn off the gas. Denton just kept walking,

"Cool guys don't look at explosions." [credit to thelonelyisland on youtube!!!]

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I found thrown up against the wall millions of times. I struggled and kicked, oh yeah! I'm totally beating his cook's butt! This will teach her not to pick fights with me, and maybe she'll actually start on my cake.

The cook pushed me to the ground and started kicking me in the stomach, I grabbed her leg and started to lick. I WILL NOT FAIL!!!

Maggie asked disgusted, "What are you'se doing!? You'se little bitch!"

I let go and gasped, staring up at her, "What in the h-e double hockey sticks did you call me?!"

Maggie pulled me up and threw me into a trash can, "Neva bother me and my BOYFRIEND AGAIN!!!"

With that she trudged off, trying to get off all my saliva on her leg. I laughed. Only I know that my salvia is highly deadly. Soon she will get a rash that covers her whole body and then little green aliens will burst out of her stomach and kill her! VICTORY IS MINEEEEE! After many tries of getting out of the trash can, I simply pushed it over and I came stumbling out. The cook got chilli all over my dress! A banana peel was rested on top of my head. Just wait till the newsies hear what happened! Spot will get rid of the cook and ask for my forgiveness. That reminds me! I should go over to Brooklyn now and surprise my Spotty poo!

I journeyed all the way to the Brooklyn bridge. Leaning against the bar, I looked down, making my banana peel fly off and land on a bird's back. The bird freaked out and started falling! I screamed when it landed in my hair, the bird started flashing around, it's death grip on my poor hair! I ran around screaming,

"GET IT OFF ME!!!!!"

Clumps of my beautiful hair floated down the Brooklyn Bridge. I jumped on the bar and yelled, "NO COME BACK!!!"

Suddenly behind me, a flash of a camera went off. I spun around, ALMOST losing my balance on the bar. There was Denton, in a full lab suit, taking pictures of me! I started posing as quickly as I could. I'm going to be a famous model after these pictures are leaked out to the world!

Denton yelled, "Move backwards a little bit!"

I obeyed, I don't want to disappoint my fans. I stepped back, only not to feel the bar. I felt nothing. I looked down to see me standing on thin air. Denton cursed loudly and ran away, singing Mission Impossible on the top of his lungs. I floated there for a few minutes. I CAN FLY! I'M MAGICC!!!! The bird that was stuck in my hair, finally got free, however not before leaving his business in what's left of my hair! I screamed trying to get poo out, when I suddenly felt myself falling! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY POWERS ARE GROWING WEAK!!!!!

I screamed as I was about to land into the water, "I NEED PROACTIVE QUICK!!!!!"

A little girl on the bridge was watching me fall with amusement, "But it doesn't exist yet!"

Then everything went blurry.

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Race smacked another two dollar bill on the table, "I'se bet ya she was shot in Brooklyn for tryin ta rape Spot."

Mush replied quickly, "I'se bet someone pushed her off da Brooklyn bridge!"

Crutchy joined in, "I'se bet ya fellas that the monster in the sewer got her!.."

Les shivered, "There's a monster?!"

David shook his head, "No Les, there's no monster."

Suddenly, Denton ran in, "I GOT THE PICTURE!!!"

Jack asked, "What pictura?"

Denton smacked down the picture in response and everyone gathered around it to see. There in the photo was Susan, her dress was torn and dirtied with sewer water and chilli. Her hair was a bird's nest and shown a poor bird thrashing around it in. In some places, she was going bald. She was trying to pull of a super model pose, her finger was in her mouth, she was smiling strangely and her eyes were closed.

Les screamed, "SEWER MONSTER!!!'

He ran out of the theater.

David sighed, "Great. First he's afraid of clowns, now it's the dirty sewer monster."

Bumlets replied to David's comment, "At least it's not my deceased zombie mother."

Les screamed from outside, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S BUMLETS DECEASED ZOMBIE MOTHER!!!"

Outside they heard moans and cries of the undead. Bumlets whined, "Again?!!!"

A/N: No comment.... I amazed myself on how much random..ness I put in one chapter. Is Susan dead? Please review!!!!