Chapter 8: Many Surprise Guests

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No one's POV:

"Professor.... what do you think that thing is...?"

A gruff voiced replied darkly, "It's the creature of the sea...the one I have been hunting for years...it killed my wife and children while I was on the john."

Gilligan scratched his head confused, "Gee.....Professor? You didn't have a wife....or children."

Professor quickly started poking the sea creature with a stick, "Exactly..."

"Exactly...what?"

The professor snapped suddenly, "It was made up for suspense.... Gilligan...god....get with the program."

"Gee....I really don't think we're in Moby Dick sir."

The professor looked up slightly amused, "What does Moby Dick have to do with anything?"

Gilligan explained smartly, "Well, it's about a captain trying to kill a powerful whale.... do you think this creature is the cousin of the whale?"

Professor peered down at the ugly creature, "No...something much worse. It may be the spawn of the devil!"

Both the Professor and Gilligan looked down at the wet animal in complete horror. They were pretty sure the creature is female, looking for a mate. The creature's hair was falling out, and for some ODD reason, it was wearing a dress.

Gilligan pointed down at the mess that was plastered all over her dress, "What do you think that is, Professor?"

He simply replied after taking a picture, "It's own waste...."

"Ew......!"

Suddenly, the creature's eyes snapped open. It gasped for breath many times, then got up, to the Professor's dismay. The creature's eyes were red and makeup was leaking down her face. She stared at the two shivering men, this creature....was truly terrible.

The creature finally spoke in a raspy voice, "Hello! I'M SUSAN!"

Gilligan screamed like a girl, "Oh no!!!!!!! It's a Susan!!!!!"

The Professor grabbed onto Gilligan's red sweater, "It IS the spawn of the Devil! MAKE A RUN FOR IT!!!!"

Susan yelled after the two men, who were running away quite quickly, "HEY! COME BACK!!! I NEED HELP!!!!"

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Susan's POV:

I huffed stubbornly and grabbed onto the side of the Brooklyn bridge. I didn't die!!!!!! I AM IMMORTAL! I started to climb up the Brooklyn bridge, I was about to pull myself up and land roughly on the pavement when someone else did it for me. They grabbed onto my hand and hauled me over. SPOT?! My beautiful face frowned in disappointment when I saw it wasn't Spot. It was just a man with golden brown hair and matching eyes. His pale was dangerously pale. Oh no!!!!!!!!! It's the evil villain from my dreams! HE REALLY IS REAL!!!! Now he is going to have his way with me, trap me into a tower and I'll live there the rest of my life.......HE'S GOING TO PLACE A CURSE ON ME!!!! NOO!!!! HE'S GOING TO MAKE ME UGLY!!!!!!!

The man rolled his eyes, "No. I am not going to kidnap you and rape you."

I gasped in surprise, "How did you know I was thinking that?"

The man whispered, "That's because I am a vampire."

I smiled widely and yelled, "YOU CAME AND SAVED ME BECAUSE MY BLOOD SMELLS YUMMY TO YOU?!!!!"

The vampire frowned deeply, "Uh. NO. Sorry, my dead heart already belongs to a human. My name is Edward Cullen."

I scowled, "Who is this HUMAN? I'll rip her to shreds and then you'll be MINE!"

Edward growled, "I probably shouldn't have pulled you up....you're just another one of those fangirls."

What is this fangirl? Is it some kind of goddess that everyone loves however can never have? Well, that MUST be me! Everyone loves me but I only have a heart for one SPOT! And, once he hears I have cheated on him with this Edward Cullen fellow, he'll get jealous and try to win me back! It's SO much like Romeo and Juliet!

Edward titled his head to the side, "Actually...no that is nothing like Romeo and Juliet. Have you read the book or seen the play?"

I huffed, "Hmph! Who needs to read when you are this breathtakingly beautiful!?"

I started making gestures to my face, puckering my lips. Edward turned away a little bit.

"You smell horrible."

I advanced towards him, giving my famous smirk, "You're just playing hard to get..."

Edward pushed my away, "Actually no. I'm not!"

My smirk widened, I can tell he can't resist me. I can feel him starting to panic under my gaze. Edward suddenly pointed in the other direction, "LOOK! Is that Orlando Bloom?"

I spun around faster than a pancake can stick on a wall, "WHERE!!!!!!!!!!!??????"

My eyes searched around wildly, looking for that eye candy. However, he WASN'T there! I huffed before turning around again, EXPECTING to see Edward, however the spot was empty. I crossed my arms and rolled my eyes, what is with these boys? The most important thing in their lives is right in front of them but they just run away! No one takes the time to admire pure beauty anymore... WAIT! That reminds me! I need to go find Spot, because he probably missing me right now! With that, I skipped further into Brooklyn.

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Denton quickly grabbed his brief case and brushed past all the yelling people who were running away from Bumlet's old zombie mother. He must find Susan again! His boss said if he doesn't find her soon, he'll be fired and then he'd have to live on the streets like a hobo! Did you know hobos can't afford cable!???!?? [credit to: ICarly] He pondered a moment, wait a got darn second! Cable doesn't even exist yet!

Denton yelled excited, "I THINK I SAW INTO THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Out of the blue, a man with a curly mustache and a brown plaid hat on appeared at his side, "To the future you say?"

Denton jumped a little before replying, "Yes....and who are you?"

The man with the mustache replied cooly, "My name is unimportant at the---."

However, he was cut off by another man. He didn't have a freakishly cool mustache like the other guy, however, he was wearing a really spiffy and elegant suit.

The man piped up, "This is Sherlock Holmes!"

Sherlock Holmes gasped and hit the other man over the head, "WATSON! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!!!"

Watson yelled back, "The man asked for your name!" He smacked Sherlock back, and not soon afterwards, it became a full blown out slap fight. Denton stared at the both men, slowly edging away. Welllllllllll THAT was awkward.

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I ran onto the docks getting glares from Spot's newsies. Oh! They're just jealous of BOTH me and Spot. Some are completely in love with me....and others are pretty gay for Spot. LET ME GET THIS QUITE CLEAR, SPOT IS NOT GAY. HE IS STRAIGHT AND IN LOVE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am tired of hearing the rumors that Race and Spot have 'relations' deep into the night. They were probably made by the jealous girls in new york, trying to break Spot and I apart. I finally spotted...SPOT sitting down, whacking his boys with his cane mockingly.

I used my adorable yet sexy voice, "OH SPOTTTTTTY! YOUR LOVE HAS ARRIVED!!!!!"

Spot froze and slowly turned around, his eyes blazed with anger. Oh, I know he hates it when I call in Spotty in public, but I can't help it! IT'S JUST SOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!

He said annoyed, "What do you'se want."

I laughed loudly, wrapping my arms around his neck, getting EVERYONE'S attention, "Spot, I wanted to see you! Did you miss me?"

He pushed me off of him and shouted, "NO!!! FORE DA LAST TIME NO!!!!!! YOU'SE FREAKIN CRAZY!!!!"

I whimpered slightly, trying to make him feel bad at yelling at me, he totally wants to cuddle me right now!, "But Spot!"

He screamed, "NO!!!!!"

I laughed again and thrown myself on him again. He struggled, however my STRENGTH was too much for him. I pressed my lips to his, forcing his mouth open and letting him play with my tongue. He started to gag and cough loudly in my mouth. He never tasted such sweet bliss before! I pushed my hands under his shirt, my SLENDER fingers in contact with his skin, made him shiver uncontrollably. Suddenly, I felt a flash go off and Denton yelling, "CREATURE RAPES POOR NEWSBOY!!!!"

I jumped up, how dare he interrupt the best moment of Spot's life. I'M NOT EVEN THAT SELFISH!!! I balled my fist, that's it! HE'S GOING DOWNNN! I SCREAMED LOUDLY AND CHARGED TOWARDS DENTON LIKE AN ANGRY MOTHER BEAR! Denton screamed and started running as fast as he could. HA! That's not going to help you!!!!!!!!

Denton started singing Mission Impossible, I kept running after him. Behind me, I sensed two people running after ME! I glanced back and saw a tall lean boy with a green shirt on and a brown dog with black spots all over him.

The boy yelled, "Yikes Scoob! It's the monster!!!!!!"

Suddenly, I was pushed to the ground, a boy with blonde hair and red bandana was sitting on top of me. He shouted, "GUYS UNMASK THE MONSTER!!!!!"

Scooby barked, "RO RO RO!" [go go go?]

The boy with the green shirt on grabbed onto my face and started pulling it. I screamed in horror! They're trying to take away my beauty and put it on some one COMPLETELY UGLY!!!!!! It's like rape!!!!!

Denton appeared at the boy's side, suddenly gaining an elderly western accent, "You rotten kids!!!!"

Spot appeared also, giving the boy with the red bandana his cane, "Here, you'se can use this." He was smirking wide. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SPOT HAS BETRAYED MEEEEEE!

A pale man with blonde hair that was tied down in a pony tail flew out of no where, he whispered grinning, "Go for the throat.....go for the throat!!!!"

I screamed in horror as I was being attacked by many characters. I twisted and turned, struggling against all the weight. WHY DOES LIFE HATE ME SO MUCH! IS IT BECAUSE GOD MADE ME EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN ITSELF!!? The vampire with the blonde hair was about to sink his teeth into my skin, when he was suddenly shot. He flew back, landing on the hard wooden dock.

There was a gasp and yell, "WATSON!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEEEE!!!!?!!!!"

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