Chapter 9: PUNK'D In 1899

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I awoke to absolute silence. Struggling to get up, I realized I was still on the docks, however there was no one in sight. Did they all go to the hospital to get help? For now, my tough interior is going to break and I'm going to sob uncontrollably on how I don't deserve this and how unfair life is.

A man with a top hat walked by me, I shouted, "Please! Help me!"

The man stopped, and looked down at me awkwardly, "Yes, what is it you want?"

Whimpering slightly, I pulled off my 'I'm just a poor girl act' perfectly, "Please...help me. Everyone has left me."

The man huffed loudly and pulled out something from his pocket. Is it money? ONE MILLION DOLLARS? I'll then be able to get noticed for my acting skills and I'll move out of New York, completely forgetting about the newsies and Spot. Serves them right! They need me in their life! Maybe they'll realize that if I go away for awhile.

Whatever the man pulled out of his pocket, he didn't give to me. Oh no! Is it a 1899 fashioned condom that he is going to use while having his way with me? Darn it! It's so painful being beautiful! The man rested the small object on his shoulder then proceeded to put out another thing from his pocket. Is it duct tape to put over my mouth so no one can hear my screams?

As if Disney magic, (Disney created Newsies! How ironic.), a soft violin melody started to fill the air.

"Here's the world's smallest violin playing for you and your time of need."

I cuffed my hands together romantically, "Are you trying to express your feelings for me, stranger?"

The man pulled off his top hat, completely revealing his face. He was wearing the most unusual glasses. They were huge and white, the lenses a deep purple.

He replied childishly, "No....but would you like some gum? It's like a full course meal!"

Jumping up, I greedily snatched the gum from his hand and shoved it between my soft pink lips. I kept chewing, the flavor changed every five seconds.

I exclaimed, "It taste like roast beef! Now potato! OH MY GOD! Is that blue berry?"

The man smirked slightly but warned, "I think you may want to spit it out now....there's still some side effects!"

Pish Posh. I ignored him and kept chewing my mouth off. The taste is incredible! Maybe if I mug this man, I'll get more of this gum, I can sell it and everyone will love me! I'll be the hero of New York for giving them such a tasty substance. Suddenly, I felt my chilli stained dress rip slightly.

I gasped, "Noooo! My hips are getting curvier!"

The mystery man piped up, "Not just your hips.."

Looking down, I saw that the man was right! My whole body was bloating up and turing purple....!

"HELP! I'M TURNING PURPLE!!!!!"

As my dress started to tear even more, I cried in embarrassment, bad things happen to such beautiful girls!

The man tipped his hat, "No, I believe you are turning violet, violet!"

I was now fully the size of a blue berry, I yelled panicking, "My name isn't Violet!

The man shrugged, and whistled, "We're just going to have to stretch you out..."

STRECH ME OUT!? What does that mean?!!!!!!!!! My temple of a body is getting attacked here and all he is thinking about is stretching me? The PERV!!!!

"THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE TOUCHING ME AFTER YOU TURNED ME INTO A FAT BLUBBERING MONSTER!"

The man cheerfully said, "You were always a monster!"

First he does this to me, tries to have his way with me and NOW he insults me?! He belongs in jail!

Before I could start calling out for the police, the man pushed me slightly, making me bounce up and down all the way to the Brooklyn Bridge. As I was rolling down the bridge, I felt my huge body flatten something under me.

David appeared out of nowhere, "You killed Les! You Hob knocker! " (look it up)

Jack asked confused, "Isn't that illegal?"

I ignored the two boys and kept screaming for my dear life. Is this how I'm going to die? I'm a virgin! I can't die a virgin! Abruptly, I stopped. In front of me was a boyish looking man, wearing a red cap and laughing insanely. Other people with huge black boxes appeared beside him, practically shoving the black box like thing into my face.

The stranger with the red cap stated, "Say hello to the camera because you just got PUNK'D!"

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

The t.v screen exploded with credits. The background image was the blue berry Susan screaming into the camera basically blowing out everyone's ear drums.

Once the credits ended, huge words blared on the screen:

A SPECIAL THANKS TO SUSAN ADDAMS AKA THE ORIGINAL LOCH NESS MONSTER FOR LETTING US PUNK HER!

Irving hall exploded with laughter. Many newsies clapped while others were rolling around on the floor holding their stomaches, complaining about their aching guts.

Crutchy yelled, "Hey Denton! Thanks for buying us this black and white television!"

"Anytime boys...anytime."

A/N: Okay, now Susan finally realizes that she's a monster! And it only took Willy Wonka to give her some gum. What will happen next? Stay tuned and please review! PS: Last chapter, I got a FLAMMER review, they called this story ridiculous and didn't understand why ANYONE in their right mind would read this story. I would just like to thank them, for this is a Mary Sue Parody! It's suppose to be ridiculous and stupid! Now I know I'm doing my job! Thank you Mr/Miss Flammer! Now my fellow readers, I leave you. I promise I'll update soon!