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CPOV

We made it home with plans in our heads. We were simply going to be responsible for getting our own respective other back. I didn't have a clue what I could do to Esme.

I was in my office, still sulking, when she called my name. I didn't answer. I was still mad at her for agreeing to Bella's prank. Edward almost killed me! THAT WASN'T FUNNY. I ALMOST DIED.

"Carlisle honey, please talk to me!" Esme pleaded. I almost gave in…

But I didn't. Edward's angry face was forever burned in my mind.

"Carlisle, how long are you going to be mad at me?" She asked, walking into the office, leaving the door open wide.

"Forever." I mumbled.

"Oh, baby, surely you can't last that long." She said.

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Emmett screamed from downstairs.

Esme turned around quickly and yelled back. "Thats disgusting Emmett! Watch your mouth!"

She turned back to me with a grimace. "Okay, what do I have to do for you to talk to me again?" Now that she mentioned it…

I had an evil plan forming in my head. I hang out with Bella too much…

"What are you willing to do?" I asked with a evil grin.

"Anything." She answered. She didn't sound too frightened though, which pushed me to go through with it.

"I want you to say 'that's what she said' five times in response to something the kids say. Think you're up to it?" I asked with a smug smile across my face.

"You're on, Carlisle." She smiled wickedly before racing downstairs.

I laughed and followed her downstairs.

The kids were all sitting in the kitchen, throwing a ball back and forth. Bella sat politely at the counter, eating something vile that we kept in the cupboards for her.

"I don't understand how you boys can throw that fast." Bella commented.

"Our eyes see more, our muscles move faster, and we're just the better species," Emmett said, laughing.

"Oh, no, you're not!" Bella yelled. She smiled brightly at Edward before taking a huge disgusting bite of what ever it was she was eating.

"Yes. We are." Emmett replied.

"Hold on." Bella said, her mouth full. "Let me swallow this so I can tell you something."

"That's what she said!" Esme yelled.

The room went silent. Edward stared at Esme with eyes wide. Bella's head turned slowly to her, crumbs falling off her lips. Emmett looked shocked.

The room remained silent for a few moments before Emmett burst into laughter. Soon, everyone else was laughing too.

When we all had come back down to earth, Emmett jumped off the counter he was sitting on.

"Well, I'm gonna drive over to Port Angeles to pick up the new TV," he said quickly.

"What happened to the old TV, Emmett?" I asked warily.

Emmett grimaced. "Well, Jasper was-"

"Don't you dare blame this on me." Jasper cut him off.

"Okay." Emmett sighed. "I was playing Wii and got too excited and actually threw the remote instead of just pretending too. Anyway, long story short, the screen looks like a spider web and we need a new Wii remote. I'll be back in an hour!" He said quickly, running out of the house.

I sighed. "Like money grows on trees." I muttered.

Bella coughed violently on what ever she was eating. Edward patted her back before she started breathing normally again. She waved him off and just stared at me, head to the side.

"What?" I asked.

She laughed and shook her head. She looked back to her meal, muttering. "...Grows on trees."

We all sat in the kitchen, telling stories and laughing, until we heard Emmett's jeep thundering up to the house.

"Jasper!" He yelled, "Come out here man!"

Jasper sighed loudly and walked out of the kitchen, dragging his feet for dramatic effect.

We heard the boys fight over how to lift the TV out of the car, who would walk backwards, and how they would get the TV into the house. We sat in the house snickering.

Finally, they had the box out of the car and around the house. They were heading towards the door when Emmett started up his complaining again.

"Man, are you sure we can fit this thing in the back door? It's pretty big."

"That's what she said!" Esme yelled.

Emmett's laughter was followed by a loud crash.

"Dammit Emmett! I'm not carrying another one in to the house!" Jasper yelled, storming in through the doors and straight up the stairs.

We all looked around the corner to see Emmett clutching his sides in laughter. "Esme, oh God! What happened to you?" He asked between bouts of laughter.

"Okaaay," Edward said slowly, looking oddly at all of us. "We're getting Bella out of here." He grabbed her arm and winked at her. "Let's have a little fun."

She laughed and followed him out to the garage, where the toned down version of his last motorcycle was waiting.

Bella gasped and tried to talk Edward out of it, but he was persistent in making her ride with him.

"Edward!" She shouted, "How am I supposed to ride that thing?"

"That's what she said!" Esme yelled again. Edward chuckled, but Bella didn't hear her.

I looked to Esme in astonishment. She looked over to me cooly, raising three fingers and silently mouthing the word "three", to me with a wide smile.

A loud bang at the back door got our attention as the motorcycle roared off.

"I got a smaller one this time!" Emmett yelled as he walked back into the house. He smiled hugely at us as he carried the 72" by us.

"Smaller?" I asked in disbelief. He nodded defiantly.

"I'm gonna set it up now!" He yelled across the room.

Over the next hour, Edward and Bella returned from their motorcycle ride, Rosalie yelled at Emmett, who refused to look at the directions, and Alice and Jasper watched in humor as the two fought.

Edward and Bella came in to the living room where we all waited for Emmett's "premiere" of the new TV.

He sat down on the couch, bouncing so quickly that he was almost vibrating, the remote perched in his hand. He waited impatiently while we all found our seats. His bounces became more predominant, throwing Rosalie off balance. She shot Emmett a glare and corrected herself on the couch. His bouncing persisted.

Bella and Edward found their seats and Emmett cleared his throat to begin some sort of speech.

He was cut off by Rosalie, "I swear to God, Emmett, if you don't stop bouncing I'm going to explode," she yelled, smacking him with one hand and balancing herself with another.

"That's what she said!" Esme yelled.

And once again, every one looks to Esme amazed, while Emmett laughs. He held his sides as the rest of the room broke into laughter.

After everyone died down, Emmett correct his clothes, rumpled from his fit, and sang a loud announcement song before making a dramatic show of grabbing the remote.

He reached towards the power button with big motions, a huge smile on his face. He hummed as his finger pressed down on the power button.

Nothing happened.

"What!?" He yelled, pressing the button again and again.

Alice laughed and stood up, walking over to Bella.

"Well now that that's over, let's go shopping Bella! We haven't been in weeks, and I need to replace a few of my clothes." She looked violently over at Emmett. I didn't know what had happened.

Bella sighed. "Alice, I love you, but shopping really isn't my thing."

"Oh come on Bella! I'll make it really fun!" Alice pleaded. "I swear if you come with me you'll never want to stop!"

"That's what she said!" Esme yelled.

Damn. She won.