Hislovestory: Eddie is going to be pissed if he finds out what you've been up to tonight.

Jasper: *Rolls eyes* Like that means anything. I can take ole Eddie, and his girl too.

Edward: I resent that, you male whore.

Jasper: You say that like it's a bad thing. You only wish you could make Bella as crazy as I intend to.

Edward: Hands off my woman!!

Jasper: Dude. The only way my hands will be off of her is if she tells me to take them off and I don't see that happening. Besides, she needs a real man, not a whiny virgin who is afraid to give her what she wants.

Edward: *Sputters* I can't believe you said that!! I'm considerate and patient for both of us!"

Jasper: Oh, that's what they call being a repressed virgin these days?

Hislovestory: Hush, both of you. The next chapter is up

Jasper: Yes ma'am. Check it out prickward. *Evil Grins*

Edward: *HUMPH*

Please note I don't condone drinking and driving, but as this is fiction keep in mind they can do it all.

Who wants to play it safe when there are so many ways to be bad?

Upstairs, Bella stripped out of her clothing and leaned back on the bed naked, sipping from the bottle she swiped on the way up. Alice was standing in the closet naked as well, throwing clothes left and right. "We've got to look sexy." She said, pulling out a red dress. Well, it looked like a dress, sort of.

"You're wearing that?" Bella asked, tilting her head to the side, trying to figure out what end was what.

"Nope, you are." Alice giggled.

"Oh no. I don't want to wear a dress. Can't I be sexy in something else?" Bella muttered.

"No!" Alice said, pointing to the dress. "Put it on!"

Already Alice was slipping into a black dress, glaring at Bella as if daring her to go against her.

"Let's make a deal," Bella offered, taking a gulp from her bottle. "Let me look for something to wear and if you don't think I look sexy, I will wear the dress."

"Fine." Alice smirked, giving in. "I'll start packing an overnight case or two while you look. Oh wait, I forgot to put on my panties!" She giggled, taking the bottle Bella as she made her way to the closet in hopes of finding something sexy.

Alice sat on the bed after finding a black thong to wear and watched Bella for a second as she emptied the bottle. "You're going to end up in this dress. I don't see why we have to go through this."

Bella opened a drawer towards the back and smirked. She'd show Alice. Out came a pair of red shorts so short they were about indecent. With them, she paired a white bandana top, and finally a tiny white thong. The shorts sat just below her hip bone and left the curve of her ass visible while the top ended a couple of inches above her bellybutton and tied into nothingness at her back. Looking around for accessories, she found a pair of soft brown leather boots on the top shelf and jumped up to grab them. When they fell, under them was a matching belt. She slipped the belt through the belt loops then slid her feet into the boots.

Alice whistled when she came out. "Dayam girl! I give!! You look sexy in that outfit! Hell, Jasper is going to go nuts."

Bella spun around. "I'm not trying to make Jasper nuts."

"Honey, look, I didn't say anything, because with the Victoria and James thing and such, it didn't seem to be the time, but Jasper and I are not together anymore. We've been apart for over 6 months. Of course we are good friends, but that is it, friends. Platonic friends."

"Oh Alice I'm sorry!" Bella said, going to hug her but Alice brushed her off and laughed. "Don't be. Didn't you notice Carlisle and I?" At Bella's slight nod Alice got up and wiggled her ass, "He and I have been seeing each other for a couple of months. Besides, don't think I have not noticed how Jasper has been watching you."

"Alice, I'm with Edward. Of course, I have to admit Jasper is hot as hell."

"Not this weekend. You know, you get pissed at how uptight Edward is but maybe you need to loosen up too."

Finishing up, they headed downstairs, overnight bags packed. Jasper thought his eyes would pop out of his head when he saw Bella's attire, of lack of attire. Edward would have a fucking fit if he saw her now. As it was Jasper figured he would be spending the evening discouraging men from her. He had to admit that he would love the view. Her tight little ass pepped out from the bottom and her nipples were pressed hard against the tight little white top. A bit of sweat and anyone could see through it.

He noticed Alice in her little black dress but she couldn't compare to the hotness that was his Bella. Wait, HIS Bella? Damn, thoughts like that could get him killed if Eddie's minding reading ass was nearby. Shaking his head he grabbed several bottles of Jack for the road. Hopefully by the time they got to Seattle he would be plastered to the point that thought would be impossible. That was the only thing that would save him at this point.

Carlisle popped back a few minutes later, his eyes taking in Alice in her attire. He too grabbed a few bottles for the road. Vampires could get drunk, but it took a hell of a lot to make it happen.

Bella ran over to the bar and tossed a few small bottles of various types in her small clutch, not leaving room for much else. Alice, giggling, just grabbed a recycling grocery bag and filled it up. "No use leaving it here." She grinned.

Minutes later they were on their way. Carlisle drove his Mercedes' as Alice kept feeding him different small bottles of drink. Occasionally a bit would dribble down his chin. Alice sweetly would lean over and lick it away for him, letting her tongue linger on his skin a bit before returning to her side of the car. They were in their own little world up front.

Bella was sitting too far away for Jasper so he pulled her closer and opened one of the bottles. "We should share this lovely Jack baby." He took a long drink then passed the bottle to her. His eyes followed her lips as she touched the rim of the bottle where his own lips had just touched. She took a smaller drink, but still impressive. Before she could tilt the bottle fully upright a pothole caused the car to bounce just enough to cause Jack to slosh over her top.

"Damn." She muttered, handing him the bottle so she could see how much damage was done. "Alice, I spilled something on my top, I don't want it to stain, do you have anything I can use?"

Smiling, Alice handed a small bottle of club soda back and Carlisle offered his handkerchief. "Just dab it on and rub it a bit, then let it dry. You should be fine. The top may be a bit damp but it won't have a stain."

Jasper sat back, enjoying the view the wet top provided. Finishing off his bottle, he tossed it back in the bag and tugged another out. May as well do it up right he thought,, he buzz starting to filter through his body.

Bella, who was buzzing as well, grumbled as she tried to clean her top and finally turned her back to Jasper and asked him to untie it. Tucking the bottle between the seat and door his nimble fingers had the ties undone, she shrugged out of it and sat back to dab club soda over the spot.

Carlisle glanced in the rearview mirror, enjoying the view of Bella's bare breasts for a moment before mentioning to Alice that he wouldn't mind if she spilled some alcohol on her dress.

Alice smirked and scooted over licking his ear before whispering, "Oh, I don't mind taking this dress off for you. Spilling something on it is optional. Her fingers drifted across his pants to unbuckle his belt then unbuttoning his pants. "I can think of something else you may enjoy as well though."

She pulled the zipper down then leaned over to engulf his cock in her mouth.

"Fuck!" Carlisle moaned, grabbing for a bottle of Tequila. Downing it in one go as she sucked him so well. Tossing the bottle to the passenger floor, he placed his hand in her hair as she continued her assault on him.

Jasper laughed at them while his gaze took in Bella's nipples. She felt his gaze on her and she looked over at him, too drunk too care she was half naked. Leaning over, her body brushing against his, she whispered in his ear, "See something you like cowboy?"

A low growl rumbled in his chest and before she could blink she was in his lap, straddling his muscled thighs. The club soda was still in her hand. Grabbing the top and soda, he dabbed it over the top and worked it in at a vampires speed then laid it over the vent in the back of the car. Pulling her against his chest, flush with his hard body, he growled in her ear, "I see a lot I like baby. Keep it up and you may end up riding this cowboy before the night is over."

He pushed her back a bit and grabbed his bottle tipping it back until it was gone. Tossing the empty bottle aside, he opened yet another, offering it to her. "Ladies first."

Giggling, she tipped it back. In her state of drunkenness she was able to down quite a bit before finishing. Again she dribbled a bit on her chest.

Like a wolf, Jaspers head descended, licking the drink from the swell of her breast. One nipple was wet with Jack so Jasper had to clean that up as well. Flicking his tongue over the hardened peak he caught the sound of her moan and felt the slight push of her body against his mouth so instead of releasing her, he sucked the pink nub into his wet mouth.

Jasper's hands found her ass and he ground her against his hard cock as he turned his attention to the other nipple, licking it, before taking it into his mouth to suck and nibble on. Her fingers threaded through his golden curls, holding him against her heaving chest. When he bit down on her nipple though, she erupted into a fit of giggles.

Pulling back, Jasper smirked at her, taking the bottle from her. As he drank from it, he lifted his hips and ground himself against the heat of her core. "You're asking for it baby."

Feeling light headed, Bella figured she needed something to drink so she leaned down and plundered through the bag until she came upon a bottle of vodka. Opening it she swallowed a bit, her eyes growing wide in appreciation of the burn down her throat. Leaning forward, her lips close to his, she whispered, "I am."

He stared intently at her as she kept drinking the vodka. Her body swaying a bit to the music Alice had found on the radio. Smiling at him, she licked her tongue around the bottles opening, softly moaning against it before downing another long drought.

Jasper's fingers snagged the bottle from her, capping it before tossing it to the other side of the seat. Bella licked her wet lips, pouting a bit from the loss of her bottle. She leaned forward, "since you took my bottle away, does this mean I get to drink you instead?"

The breath he didn't need hitched in his throat as she licked his bottom lip with her tongue. He tried to capture her lips but she pulled back. "Uh Uh, my way."

Again her tongue licked along his lips, teasing him. She pulled his bottom lip into her hot mouth, sucking it as she rubbed her tongue against it. Jasper moaned against her lips but managed to let her have her way. His fingers clutched the seat, gripping the leather as she assaulted his mouth.

Bella sighed into his mouth, releasing his plump lip only to lick her tongue against his. Rubbing her wet tongue back and forth before sucking Jasper's tongue into her mouth, she cupped his face with her hands as she slowly sucked his tongue in and out of her mouth. For a few seconds, he allowed it, but his strength was not all encompassing. His strength to remain still was not absolute.

Cold fingers let go of the seat and pulled the sexy siren in his lap closer, engulfing her lips with his own in a fiery kiss. She groaned in his mouth and he captured it, savoring the sounds he was pulling from her. Knowing they were not alone, he withdrew his lips away, pulling her against him, enjoying the feel of her head nestled on his shoulder.

The car suddenly swerved to a stop and Alice raised her head with a loud pop, grinning, "We're here!"

I am sorry for any errors that I may make. I don't have a beta and have no clue how to go about getting one, but I am going to try to read through and catch most spelling errors. Thanks