Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon.... otherwise this would HAPPEN!!!!!!!!

Claimer: I DO own Alicia!!!

Summary: Poor Max can't go anywhere without seeing SOMEONE make out. Until he meets his old friend who wants to make out... Hehe... MaxXOC, four other pairings... guess, I dare ya. Drabble Not much of the other pairings, mostly MaxXOC which I'm gonna call Proveshipping. You'll know why in the story.

13 year old Max Maple walks around Celadon Park, his only company, his newly evolved Kirlia.

He turns a corner and stops suddenly, his eye twitching.

The blue haired boy adjusted his glasses to see if it were really what he saw.

It was.

He let out a small shriek and shuddered.

His older sister, May Maple, and Drew Kito were sitting on a bench, kissing passionately.

Max rolled his eyes and walked past them.

About three miles away from May and Drew, he hears a familiar voice. Then the voice is gone.

He keeps walking and sees something that made him shudder again.

'What is it about having someone suck your saliva is so satisfying?' he thought as he walked past Ash Ketchum and Misty Waterflower, who were also kissing each other deeply.

He picked up speed and ran farther into the park.

But of course, he stopped and saw two more people he knew, kissing.

Dawn Jenness and her boyfriend Kenny Taylor.

He got a disgusted look because it looked like they were Frenching.

Unfortunately for him, he knew what that is.

'Ditto about tongues in each others' mouths.' he thought again, clenching his fists and stalking off, Kirlia right behind him.

"Kirl? (You okay?)" Kirlia asked.

"Yeah, I'm fine." Max answered grouchily.

He looked around sighed.

"Not a kissin' couple to be seen," said the gleaming teen triumphantly.

Kirlia tugged at his green short sleeve shirt. He looked down at her.

"Kirl. Lia lia. (Sorry, look over there.)" she pointed straight ahead.

Max sighed and flung his hand in the air before storming away from two more people.

This time, it was a bit more disturbing.

It was Zoey Bruno and Paul Samuels.

"Hey, what's wrong, Max?"

He looked up and saw a blonde girl around his age, smiling at him. She wore a light pink tank top and a denim miniskirt. On her feet were brown cowboy boots. Her hair was let loose around her shoulders and her bangs were held back by a hot pink headband. In her ears were silver flower studs. Around her neck was a diamond-encrusted heart on a golden chain. Her blue eyes sparkled when the sunset hit them.

"Oh, hey Alicia. ((A/N I love that name!! Alicia!!)) Just everywhere I go, I see someone sharing saliva." Max answered.

She laughed quietly.

"What?" Max asked.

"What's wrong with kissing?"

"Its gross."

"Have you ever been kissed before?"

Max shook his head no.

"So then how would you know its gross?" Alicia countered.

Max didn't say anything in defeat. His childhood friend/rival always seemed to prove ((A/N Now you know why its ProveShipping)) him wrong at something ever since they were able to speak.

"That's what I thought," she winked at him and went on, "Wanna see if its really gross?"

"What do you mean?"

"Kiss someone and see if it really is as gross as you think it is."

Max rolled his eyes. She still wasn't over him. He knew she liked him, just wouldn't admit it. He also would not admit he kinda liked her back...

"Hmm, good idea, Alicia. But who would I kiss?" he asked sarcastically.

"Uhm, there's me..." Alicia responded, blushing and finding her boots very interesting suddenly.

"Okay." Max said.

He gulped and walked closer to her. He'd grown taller than her in the last year or two. Alicia smiled as he slowly wrapped his arms around her waist. She excitedly put her arms around his neck. Max bent his head a bit. His mind went blank. His heart was beating so hard and so loudly, he was surprised she wasn't asking what the thumping sound was. He closed his eyes and lowered his head again until Alicia could feel his warm breath on her lips. She couldn't take it anymore. She closed her eyes and crashed her lips into his. He didn't kiss back right away, but did soon afterwards.

It wasn't as long as Alicia had wanted, for Max broke it for a moment. He put one hand on her upper back and the other one on her lower. His grip tightened as he kissed her again, harder than he had before. She also tightened her grasp around his neck and kissed back. Her eyes shot open when she felt him lick her upper lip. A small smile formed on her lips as she closed her eyes again and opened her mouth slightly so he could slide his tongue in.

After two minutes, the choice was part or die from lack of oxegyn ((A/N Did I spell that right? I always spell that wrong in Science class. Pleez tell me in the reviews!!)). So they parted, but didn't move from their spot.

"What'd ya think?" Alicia asked, breathing heavily.

"I think I love you." Max blurted out.

Alicia was left dumbfounded. She smiled anyway and said,

"I think I love you, too. But you didn't answer me. What did you think of the kiss?"

"Its so not gross." Max answered smiling.

THE END!!!

A/N I have no clue where this came from. Its wierd- it just came to me!! REVIEW!!!