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May: 14
Drew: 15

Summary: May's got the hiccups, and they are really annoying Drew.

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Drew Kito sat on a queen sized bed, his elbows on his knees, and his fingers rubbing his temple.

The teen's friend with whom he was sharing the room with in the PokeCentre would NOT stop hiccuping!!

Drew wore a black long sleeve shirt, teal jeans and white sneakers. His usual purple unbuttoned shirt was in his backpack.

He bent his head, only causing his hair to fall into his emerald eyes. He lifts his head back up and blows away the chartreuse hair, but to no avail.

His friend was May Maple. She sat on the other, giggling and hiccuping. She wore a red short sleeve zipper up shirt with a navy blue collar, a white mini skirt, navy blue biker shorts, and red, yellow and white sneakers. Her brown hair was out of its usual bandana, and was still sticking out to the wides like puppy dog ears. On her hands were blue fingerless glvoes.

Hiccup.

Hiccup.

One after another.

The sound was driving Drew CRAZY!

"What is the matter with you?!" he finally said, startling her after the long silence.

"I don't (hiccup) know what you (hiccup) mean." she retorted.

"The hiccuping!"

"So (hiccup) sue me for (hiccup) hiccuping!"

"I think I might..." he muttered.

Drew flopped onto his back and sighed heavily. He began to think of something- anything!- that would get her to stop... hiccuping. He thought of about 6 ways.

"May, I'll get you to stop hiccuping if its the last I do." he said.

"O(hiccup)k."

Drew sweatdropped.

# 1: Hold your breath.

"Lettuce head (hiccup) say what now?!" May said after he explained the first method.

"First of all, never call me lettuce head again if you ever wanna hiccup again. Second of all, just hold your breath... starting..." he looked at the stop watch. He clicked as soon as he said, "Now."

May was supposed to hold it for thirty seconds, but only made it to fifteen before she hiccuped.

"Hold on, lemme try again." she said. She proceeded to hold her breath, only resulting in another hiccup.

"Well that didn't work!" Drew said.

"Ya (hiccup) think?!"

"UGH!"

#2: Eat a teaspoon of sugar.

Drew walked into the kitchen and got out a few sugar packets, the kind you put in coffee. He also got a silver teaspoon.

He poured the sugar into the spoon until it was filled. Then he walked back out to May.

"Eat this. Though I doubt you need anymore sugar." he muttered the last part as May took the spoon and gulped down the sugar.

A few moments passed.

Nothing.

Not even a burp.

Drew was about to sigh in relief when...

She hiccuped.

He groaned.

#3: Take some vinegar.

May wasn't... ecstatic (Sp?) to have to drink a teaspoon of vinegar, but boy did she put up a fight.

"No," said the girl, "I will NO(hiccup)T drink vine(hiccup)gar! Its gross disgusting (hiccup) stuff that doesn't serve a purpose!"

"It will if it works." Drew protested, trying not to spill the vinegar.

"I'm not." May folded her arms and sealed her lips.

Drew, getting angry, bent over until he was in her face. He cupped her chin. May was a bit surprised. Then, she shrieked, causing her to open her mouth, which let Drew pour the vinegar in.

She coughed but swallowed it, shuddering afterwards.

Why did she shriek, you ask?

Drew stomped her foot. ((A/N XD))

"Hey, I think they went (Hiccup)... Oh never mind..." May said sweatdropping. Then she hiccuped again.

#4: Breatch into a paper bag.

Drew handed May a brown paper bag. She sighed and took it from him.

"What do I do again?" she said.

"Why does it not surprise me you forgot... already..."

May got an anime vein on her head as she said, "What did you say?!"

"Breath into the bag already!" Drew yelled.

May hmphed and put the bag to her mouth. She took five easy breaths, in and out, in and out.

All the time, Drew was holding his right elbow with his left hand and rubbing his forehead. His headache had gotten worse.

May took the bag away and smiled.

Then hiccuped.

"Oh I give up!" Drew said flopping onto his bed.

#5: Stick the hiccupers (Made up word!!) face in ice cold water for 30 seconds.

"Are you insane?! I'm not sticking my head in there!" May said, trying not to shout.

There was a large wooden bucket that was filled with ice water.

"Just do it! Its only for 30 seconds!" Drew said.

"I won't!" May folded her arms and turned on her heals so she wasn't facing him.

"Come on you stubborn girl! Why?!"

"You stick your head in ice water then tell me that I should do it!!"

Drew sweatdropped and searched for a comeback.

May looked over her shoulder, smirked and said, "Have I finally left the almighty Drew speechless?"

"I'll admit it... when you put your head in that bucket!" he pointed at the bucket.

May stuck her tongue out at him before shuddering and, very reluctantly, sticking her head in the bucket.

Drew sweatdropped again.

In like, 10 seconds, she was back up gasping for breath. Her head flew back when she did, getting Drew, who was standing behind her, splashed.

"You moron! You were supposed to breath before you stuck your head in!!" Drew yelled as he grabbed a towel.

"Well, sorry! I forgot!"

"I'm surprised you still remember how to feed yourself!"

"Shut up!" she took a deep breath and stuck her head back in. After 30 seconds, she came back up and grabbed the towel from him. She dried her head.

Then, Drew noticed something.

No hi-

She hiccuped.

#6: Try something else. ((A/N 0.0 wow that was a lame name for six...))

Drew was lying on his back with his pillow over his face on his bed. May was at the foot of it, still drying her hair.

With the occasionaly hiccup.

Drew groaned and sat up, putting the pillow on his lap.

"Any ideas, (hiccup) genius? Because all your other ones (hiccup) worked out so (hiccup) well." May snapped, her voice oozing with sarcasm.

"Actually, I- I do have one that will probably work."

"What is (hiccup) it??"

She turned around so she was in front of him. She crossed her legs.

Then, Drew, hesitantly, put his hands on the sides of her face and pulled her into him. He shut his eyes and crashed his lips against hers. May was in complete shock. But it soon wore off. She shut her eyes and kissed him back with just as much force. Drew tilted his head and moved one hand to the back of her neck and the other to the back of her head, keeping her close. May put her hands on his neck. She could have melted in his arms. Who wouldn't? She was being kissed- excuse me- french kissed by the love of her life! Tongues battling, lips massaging, it was perfect...

Until they had to breath minutes later.

May was the one to break the kiss.

They were silent for a few long minutes.

No hiccups.

Drew sighed in relief.

Then, they heard a hiccup.

May burst out laughing and Drew groaned.

He had the hiccups now.

FIN!

Me: I don't mean to toot my own horn but-
Drew: -but you do anyway.
Me: - as I was saying... But I have to say: that was a good, funny ending!
May: HAHA! Drew, Mr. Perfect-never-wrong got the hiccups!
Me & Drew: sweatdrop.
Me: Mr. Perfect-Never-Wrong?
May: What??? You think of one!
Me: fine! Mr. Green-Lettuce-Head-Cocky-Know-It-All!
May: me next! Mr. G-
Drew: review so they will SHUT UP!!!