Chapter two

My role

Goku's POV

Well when Goten told me about Gohan's problem I wondered how I could be so stupid. Of course he wanted to it was so obvious, but I didn't think I could tell him how to do it. I mean, I don't really do anything to ChiChi I just can't keep her off me. Ha ha, I hope she doesn't hear me.

"So what am I supposed to tell you," I asked Gohan.

"Dad you're supposed to tell him how to get in Videl's pants," Goten said.

"Oh yeah."

"No I don't want to know," Gohan sighed.

"Sure you do," I said, "But I can't help you sorry."

Goten sighed, "Dad you're worthless. I swear I'm the only smart one in the family. I must have been adopted."

"That's a joke," Gohan mumbled.

"Say that again," Goten said glaring at him.

"How can you say you're adopted? You're exactly like dad-"

"Only smarter."

"Sure whatever. The point is, you could never convince anyone that you were adopted once they saw dad, you look just like him."

"So, you look like mom. Ha Ha."

Gohan sighed, "Never mind Goten."

"Anyway, we're not talking about me, we were talking about your problem with Videl."

"I don't have a problem with Videl."

"Gohan where have you been. We're not stupid, even Vegeta knows you want in her pants and he lives millions of miles away."

"What does Vegeta have to do with this?"

"I hope you're not sadistic like Vegeta, than we might have a problem."

"Unless Videl likes that kind of thing," I had to add because I hadn't said anything in a while.

"What," Gohan yelled.

"Shh, do you want ChiChi coming in here? Now what exactly is the problem? Do you not know what you're feeling, do I have to explain it to you? I've never had to do this before so I'm not really sure where to start."

"I don't need it explained to me dad, I know what you are talking about."

"That's saves me some trouble."

"If you really what to know Gohan why don't you ask mom how she explained it to dad," Goten said.

I laughed, "She didn't exactly explain it to me-"

"Enough, I don't want to know please spare me," Gohan interrupted.

Goten snapped his fingers, "Why don't you go ask Videl to help you understand? Just go up to her and be like, ' I don't know what's going on inside my pants will you help me.' It's as simple as that Gohan."

"I'm not going to do that!"

"You'll do what dad tells you to do."

"Dad didn't tell me to do it you did."

"Uh, Dad, should Gohan ask Videl?"

I shrugged, "Sure why not."

"See, now you have to."

Gohan shook his head, "I don't have to listen to dad."

"Fine, if you're not scared of dad we'll get mom to tell you to do it."

"Good luck with that."

Goten nodded, "Yeah good luck dad."

"What why me," I yelled.

"Because mom can't refuse you."

"That's only with some things."

"Dad, do what you have to do. In the mean time I'll go have a word with Videl."

Gohan grabbed him, "No."

"It's too late Gohan, I've already made up my mind, sorry." Goten broke free and ran out the door. Gohan sighed and walked out of the room. I didn't really know what to do so I decided to try and get ChiChi to agree, you know just so I could say I tried. She was in the kitchen still cleaning up. I put my arms around her waist and she sighed.

"What is it Goku," She said turning around.

"Just say you agree with me."

"No."

"Why?"

"Goku, would I ever do that?"

"Can you make an exception," I asked smiling at her.

"What am I agreeing with?"

"I can't tell you."

"Just tell me Goku."

"No."

"Then I'm not talking to you."

"What," she didn't answer, she just went back to what she was doing, "Chichi," no answer. "ChiChi, ChiChi! ChiChi!"

"Okay what!"

"That's hard to say fast. Just say ' Yes Goku I agree with what Goten said."

"What did Goten say?"

We looked at each other for a minute and I backed off, "Nothing. Oh well I guess I tried. Do you love me ChiChi?"

"Yes, Goku."

"Thanks for agreeing ChiChi, bye!"

A/N: this is just a stupid story so take it for what it is please, no dumb reviews, but thanks to all the people that did review!