Chapter 5: Alright!
Goten's POV
So the letters didn't go over so well with my brother, he wasn't buying it. That's okay though, like they say there's more than one way to get your brother laid. Still this wasn't going to be an easy task considering the sissy that my brother is. Sure he took on a bunch of enemies and beat Cell and blah blah blah but who really cares, he still can't talk to a girl.
"Alright dad, Gohan didn't buy it so now we have to go to plan B."
Then dad got all whinny on me, "I don't even know what plan B is."
"Well I don't know either. I really thought the letter thing was going to work but it obviously didn't. Time to Brian Storm!"
"Time to what?"
It was then that I realized that Brain Storming may prove to be a difficult task for my father. Considering the fact that you must have a brain before you can make it a storm.
"I have an idea," My dad said.
"What is it dad?"
"Let's ask Gohan."
"What! We can't ask Gohan!"
"Well why not? I always thought that he was the smart one."
"First of all dad, I am the genius of the family and I am very disappointed that you would think it was Gohan."
"Oh Sorry."
"Second of all, how are we going to ask Gohan? What are we going to say, 'Gohan if you were trying to get yourself laid what would you do?' It's not going to work dad. It might work on you but not Gohan."
"I guess your right, sorry Goten."
I sighed at my father, he really is hopeless but there was no point in getting mad at him, "It's okay dad. That's a good start anyway. You were actually Brain Storming, so good job. But anyway, if we can't get Gohan to make any moves maybe we need to start with Videl. So let's think, what makes girls want to sleep with guys?"
"Hmm….they're Nymphos?"
"Maybe so but I don't think that's the case with Videl."
"Well you did say that she was a succubus."
"Yeah I just say that to make her mad. She can't be a succubus they're supposed to be beautiful."
"Oh yeah. Well maybe we should send her flowers from Gohan."
"Well it's pretty cliché but I guess if that's the best thing we got we can go for it."
"We could ask Vegeta what he does to get laid."
"Dad Vegeta doesn't do anything, he demands it."
"Good point."
"We don't want Gohan to get raped, we want it to happen voluntarily."
"Right, Okay. Flowers it is. Are we going to attach a card?"
"Of course."
A/N: there you go. Hopefully I'll be able to continue writing this.