Goten's POV

Visit to the Master

"And um Vegeta's suppose to help us how," that's the first thing my dad said while we made our way to Vegeta's house in the city.

"Dad how many times do I have to tell you? Vegeta is the Master."

"Master of what?"

"That's being debated at the current time but we'll figure it out. For now we have to go see him to find out what exactly he knows."

"Okay Goten, I guess that makes sense to me."

"Dad, I'll take that as a compliment since nothing makes sense to you. So thank you."

So we made our way to Vegeta's,…I mean Bulma's house. I must have been right about him being the master of something, I mean, think about it. He lives in someone else's house. A house that he didn't work for. All he had to do was marry Bulma and do her a few times and once in a while pretend he lover her. Hmm, maybe I didn't need to go see Vegeta. Guess I pretty much got things figured out don't I?

Anyway, we get there and Bulma answers the door. She just stood there and like asked us what we wanted. What the heck! What do we want?! Why do we have to have a reason to come over there? She should be honored.

"Bulma, I think you should be asking yourself why we aren't over here more," I said calmly even though I was burning with rage.

"Okay, well I'm a little busy so just come in I guess," she stepped out of the way.

"If you're so busy, then how did you answer the door so fast?"

"I was on my way to grab something."

"What," dad added. He took the words right out of my mouth.

"Does it really matter?"

I climbed up dad's shoulder to whisper in his ear, "must be something inappropriate." Dad nodded in agreement.

"If I told you, you wouldn't have any idea what I was talking about anyway. It was something for my work."

We stood there for a minute thinking. I jumped down and walked over to Bulma, "Are you a hooker?"

"No! Will you just do whatever you came here for and leave. I told you I'm busy," with that she walked down the hallway to continue her job I guess.

"Well dad, she's either a hooker or she's making Vegeta's dinner."

"What if she's a hooker that makes Vegeta's dinner?"

I nodded considering this, "I like the way you think."

We walked around the big hotel like building. I was hoping Trunks was out to play somewhere cause frankly, that kid gets on my nerves. Anyway it took us a while to find Vegeta in the mess of the house but we found him in the end. He was right where we thought he would be, in the gravity room.

"Hey Vegeta," Dad said as we entered the room. Vegeta didn't even turn to look at us.

"HEY VEGETA," I yelled to him because I was afraid he might have gone deaf.

"What," He finally turned.

"We came to speak to you about some trivial matters at our house."

"Why do I care?"

"Well Vegeta, because you have to care. You like us."

"And we like you," Dad added.

I nodded, "See. Anyway we need your advice. See, Gohan needs to get laid and well, dad is a ladies man but he doesn't have to try. Gohan will have to try, so we need to ask you for advice for Gohan. Since we all know you have to try."

"Are you sure he doesn't like boys?"

"Well I don't know, but in all fairness Videl is basically a boy anyway. So tell us your secret."

Vegeta just stared at us for a second like an idiot and then he just turns away! He turned away like we didn't even exist.

"Hey Goten," Dad spoke again.

"Yeah dad."

"Aren't we supposed to be getting flowers?"

At this point I had to slap myself in the face. Duh! We forgot about the flowers. So we decided to leave Vegeta's house, his advice would have just been to rape her anyway.