TheWiseTwo: Yeah chapter two.
Connor: This will suck.
TheWiseTwo: I don't pay you to criticize me... That is what reviewers are for.
Connor: You don't pay me at all!. But if you don't be nice I'll tell everyone about the award you got from the tennis team.
TheWiseTwo: You wouldn't dare.
Connor: Try me.
TheWiseTwo: I forgot the disclaimer last time so there it is now;
Disclaimer: TheWiseTwo doesn't own Golden Sun,Camelot, or anything fromthem, and he doesn't own Connor.
Connor: Freedom!
TheWiseTwo: No, your contract forbids you to leave.
Connor: I never signed a contract...
TheWiseTwo: You know too much...(pulls out gun) I'm afraid can't let you live.
Connor: Shit!
TheWiseTwo: By the way thanks for the good review Rose Red2.0 (fires gun)
Golden Sun: The True Story Revealed
Chapter 2: Garet is Dumber; Kraden is Scarier; and Isaac's and Jenna's Revenge
Three years later…
Isaac woke up feeling sad. This was nothing new for him. Ever since his father died he had been diagnosed with clinical depression. Though he took medicine so that he would be just like a normal boy. But soon he wouldn't be a normal boy.
Today was the day that he Jenna and Garet would go to Kraden's house (shiver) to try to learn more about alchemy. Now they were all seventeen.
He got out of his bed and had a usual routine of chores (I hate chores) and then took his medication. He left the house feeling normal.
"Hey Isaac!" his mother yelled, "I need you to patch the roof that Garet broke last week."
"Fine" he called back. He was too tired to argue.
Jenna stomped up the road with every thing round her bursting into flames. She had been this way ever since her parents and Felix had died, angry at everything. Everything except Isaac and occasionally Garet if he wasn't too stupid (meaning he was still on fire a lot). When she got to Isaac's house she saw that his mother was making him work his butt off.
So she went to see Garet. Just as she got to his house heard him "Move!" Of course she ducked thinking Garet was throwing something. It was his pysnergy. She was really mad now. "Garet what the hell are you doing."
"Practicing." He said dumbly, "Why?"
"Gah!" she threw up her hands and lit him on fire.
He just stood there. And stood there. And stood there. And stood there. And stood there. (I'll just get to the point. He is too dumb to realize that he is on fire.) "Garet…"
"Yeah"
"You're on fire…"
"Oh… … … … Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Fire burn! Fire bad!"
"Shut the heck up and let's go get Isaac."
"Okay"
They start walking and reach Isaac's house in about a minute. Well it is right next door. (Personally I don't know how Isaac can live next to Garet. Or how his family puts up with him for that matter.)
"Okay your done Isaac. Lets see how you did" she said as she climbed the ladder, "It looks like you did a good job. Lets hope that Garet would come around in five minu…"
She was interrupted by … you guessed it … Garet. "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Isaac house need to be not any more?" (I think Garet is getting dumber.)
"Fine now go before you destroy my roof again!"
"Lets go Garet" Isaac said quickly.
So the three of them set out for the most perilous journey they would ever have until later. (TLA with Kraden is scarier.) They would have to kick puppies out of their way to get to their favorite long cut. All of this to get to grandmama's house. (You will understand later) As they got close to Kraden's house they came across an odd group of people a man with blue hair and a woman with red marks over her.
"Hey kids! How did you get behind us?" the blue one called.
"We do the walking"
"Well you can't see Kraden right now!"
"Why?"
"Well…"
"Why?"
"I was going to…"
"Why?"
"That's it!"
"Why?"
"STAY AWAY FROM ME!" (This is from the song Don't Stay by Linkin Park)
The blue man ran away dragging the woman with him.
"Freaks" Isaac and Jenna said under their breaths. The three opened the door the Kraden's house and saw him posing in a woman's bikini. He froze as he saw them and everyone one started to twitch and Isaac and Jenna were both thinking the same thing, 'I hope I go blind'.
The kids all screamed and ran away to the Sol Sanctum. Along the way they 'accidentally' knocked out the healer that guarded the entrance. They kept running until they got to a very bright room.
"Hey Garet…" Isaac said
"Yeah Isaac…"
"I never noticed before but you…"
"Yes Isaac…"
"But you…"
"Yes…"
"You're on fire!"
"Oh yeah… I had forgotten about that."
"Kids wait up!" Kraden called. He ran up to them and started to pant from running a lot. (No he is not in the bikini any more you sicko)
"What do you want Kraden?" Isaac asked.
"Since we are all ready here how about we try to solve the riddles of this place."
"What's in it for us?" Jenna replied.
"I'll let you blackmail me." Kraden said as he hung his head.
So the four walked one more room up and Kraden decided he would be safer away from Jenna.
As the three walked in to a room with four statues in it Isaac pushed one into position.
They heard Kraden scream and decided to see what was the matter. He emerged from the room breathing for air. "What did you kids do! You could have killed me!" He ran back down the stairs cursing like a sailor.
Isaac looked at Jenna and Jenna looked at Isaac. An evil smile crept apon both of their faces while Garet stared blankly into space.
Kraden was minding his own business when all of a sudden the largest and most violent storm he had ever seen was locked up in the room with him. He screamed and then he blacked out.
Up stairs Isaac and Garet had pushed all the statues in the room nearby the storm room into position and now were trying to get the first ones into position. When that was done the trio went down stairs and picked Kraden up after they saw he had blacked out. They failed to notice the brightness in the former Luna room.
As they entered the Sol room they did notice it was dark. "Room go dark." Garet said blankly. Then Garet saw a tiny light pointing at a brick so he had to touch it. A portal opened up as Garet touched the stone and the four were sucked inside.
TheWiseTwo: (carrying a large bag that seems really heavy) Thank you for reading. If you have any suggestions or want to criticize me go right ahead I will still write this story and have fun doing it. Too bad I already killed Connor.
