TheWiseTwo: Welcome back! This is Rose Red2.0.

Rose Red2.0: Hello!

Connor: What the hell is she doing here! I thought this was supposed to be a job between the two of us!

TheWiseTwo: Yeah... but you're so lame.

Connor: That is no reason to bring your girlfriend here!

TheWiseTwo and Rose Red2.0: Shut up you shit!

Connor: Meep!

TheWiseTwo: Nice.

Rose Red2.0: Thanks.

TheWiseTwo: Hmm... Would you like to do the honors? (pulls out a shotgun)

Rose Red2.0: Yes, I would. (takes shotgun and aims at Connor)

Connor: Come on can't you be more original! (gets shot in the mouth) What the heck I just swallowed a bullet!

TheWiseTwo: I was more origanal... (pulls out a switch) Goodbye.

Connor: Dammit! (explodes into a million pieces)

Rose Red2.0: Seems original to me!

TheWiseTwo and Rose Red2.0: Muhahahaha! (evil laughter... yeah evil laughter!)

Disclaimer: That was weird... (eye twitching)

TheWiseTwo: On with the real chapter!

Rose Red2.0: But I want to kill Connor again...

Golden Sun The True Story Revealed

Chapter 4: Sugar High!

Isaac was walking with Garet along a dirt road on the way to the nearby town of Vault when they were confronted by a creature Isaac had never seen before...

"Hi I'm Flint who are... Ow! Why the hell did you attack me you son of a bitch!" the thing said as Garet whacked at it with his sword.

"Uh... Daaaaa!" Garet responded.

It sighed "Adepts are getting stupider and stupider with every passing millennia... Well...even though your friend attacked me can I can with you?"

"I don't know..." Isaac started (he is talking unenthusiastically), "It will be a long, long trip and your family would probably kill me if that happened... Sure you can come with us...(evil grin)"

"Thanks!"

With a flash Flint was gone and was hiding in Isaac's hair. "Great... With my horrible luck he will take a dump on my head"

"Opps... I made a stinky..." Flint responded almost immediately.

Just then...

Vermin appeared!

Isaac stands there and stares at it.

Garet does the macarena.

Vermin gets scared and runs away from Garet.

"Well that sucked!" Flint complained.

"Stuff it till we get to Vault!" Isaac yelled back at him.

They reached Vault two days and many Flint-stinkies later.

"Heeeeeeeeeello! Welcome to Vault! The greatest town in all of Waya..." the greater passed out as he smelled Isaac.

"I need to take a shower you should go meet the mayor Garet..."

"Okay Isaac!" Garet skipped away quickly and didn't hear what Isaac said next.

"What if the mayor puts him in jail?" Flint asked Isaac.

"That is what I was hoping for..." Isaac sighed as he went up the stairs in the inn to take a shower.

Garet broke the door to the mayor's house. "Isaac say I should come!" he yelled at the top of his voice.

"What do you want..." a small and timid little voice said. "I know I will mind read you and find out what you want..."

The small boy's hand grabbed hold of Garet's (that is so gay Ivan) and held it there for a few seconds. He shivered as he let go. "That was so scary... It was so dark... There was nothing... Nothing except elevator music..."

"Hey Garet!"

"Yeah Isaac..." he was knocked out cold by the flat end of Isaac's sword.

"Sorry kid if he scared you he just reaaaaaaaaally slow."

The boy grabs Isaac's hand and holds it like he did Garet's. (Now your cheating on Garet! For shame Ivan!) When Isaac got his hand away he yelled at the kid, "Stay away from me you fag!"

"Sorry thAT IS HOW I MIND READ PEOPLE TO FIND OUT IF THEIR INTENTIONSARE GOOD OR BAD. My NAME IS IVAN. YOUR INTENTIONSARE GOOD IF NOT REALLY DEPRESING. WOULD YOU HELP ME TOFIND SOMETHING THAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR."

"ONLY AS LONG AS YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!"

AFTER A FEW HOURS THEY (GARET WOKE UP) FOUND A HOLE IN THE INN'S ROOF AND CRAWED IN (GARET MADE THE HOLE BY FALLING ON TOP OF IT AND FALLING THROUGH). IT LEED TO A SMALL ROOM AT THE END OF A HALLWAY. IN THAT ROOF THEY FOUND... THREE PINK JELLY BEANS!IVAN TOOKTHE BEANS AND ATE THEM GEEDILY. THEN THREE PEOPLE ENTERED THE ROOM AND STArted to attack!

TheWiseTwo: Sorry I just noticed that I had the caps lock stuck...

Connor: You idiot it was on for three paragraphs!

TheWiseTwo: Don't make me sick Rose Red2.0 on you.

Rose Red2.0: I wanna kill him!

Connor: ...

TheWiseTwo: (evil grin) Sure... Go ahead...

Rose Red2.0: Yeah! (pulls out chainsaw)

Connor: Shit not again! (gets sawed)

Bandit appeared.

Theif 1 appeared.

Theif 2 appeared.

Ivan bounces (sugar high!) off the walls and pantsed Thief 1.

Theif 1 runs away in embarrassment.

Theif 2 attacks Garet.

Garet takes 35 damage.

Garet gets mad. (don't get mad... get pissed)

Garet goes hulk and attacks Thief 2.

Thief 2 takes 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 damage.

Garet felled Thief 2.

Isaac shrugged and aims his sword at his chest.

Isaac misses and hits Bandit instead.

Bandit takes 127 damage.

Bandit attacks Ivan.

Ivan dodges and gives Bandit an atomic wedgie.

Bandit takes 1,000 damage.

Ivan felled Bandit.

What the hell kind of battling was that!" Flint started to curse at them again.

They grabbed the stuff that was stolen and sold it back to the town for traveling money.

Ivan who had decided to go with them brought the item he had wanted to retrieve from the bandits.

"So Ivan why is the staff so important to you?"

"This is why..." he opened the staff up to reveal...

Candy! Butlodes of candy!

As Ivan stared to eat twice his weight in candy, and Garet was drooling over the candy. Ivan sent him flying with a whirlwind. "MY CANDY! NOT YOUR CANDY!" he shouted at Garet.

Isaac sighed, "This is going to be a looooooooong adventure..." :(

TheWiseTwo: End of chapter!

Rose Red2.0: (walks up) Hi!

TheWiseTwo: Hi... Where is Connor?

Rose Red2.0: Uh... Bye! Read my fics!

TheWiseTwo: Okay... So please review.