TheWiseTwo:Wahh...
Rose Red2.0: What's wrong?
TheWiseTwo: Connor is gone...
Rose Red2.0: Isn't that a good thing?
TheWiseTwo: But with him gone who am I going to kill...
Rose Red2.0: Don't look at me!
TheWiseTwo: Wait I have an idea! (picks up phone and dials a number)
Rose Red2.0: What are you doing?
TheWiseTwo: Prank phone calls...
Rose Red2.0: Me next!
Disclaimer: I'm after her!
TheWiseTwo: No your not! We get unlimited turns!
Rose Red2.0: Nah! (sticks tongue out at disclaimer)
Disclaimer: Fine! He doesn't own Camelot!
Golden Sun: The True Story Revealed
Chapter 5: Smart Garet and The Evil Pie
To Isaac the past few days had been a blur. Ivan attacked Garet every time he got close to his candy. Isaac avoided Ivan. Garet was being... Garet.
They had just arrived at Bilibin.
Garet spoke up, "Excuse me, Isaac, but I was simply pondering what the three of us could possibly need in this petty town."
Isaac and Ivan both just stared at Garet with disbelieving eyes. "Um...Garet were you messing around with your smart dial again?" Isaac asked cautiously.
"A smart dial that is preposterous!"
Isaac looked at the back of Garet's head and say a dial that was set to nine. He moved it to four.
"Prepesterable."
Isaac lowered it to one.
"Prepoopabli."
Isaac sighed and lowered it even more.
"Hehehe... Poop! Hehe..."
"That's better now isn't it Garet." Isaac said as he patted Garet on the back. "Now I got to go..."
Isaac walked away and Ivan and Garet blindly followed him. (dang their just like sheep) As they turned the corner they saw Isaac jump into the town well.
A few seconds later a voice came for inside of the well, "Dammit! This dijinn broke my fall!" Isaac jumped out of the well and started to walk toward Garet and Ivan. "Here Ivan. It looks gay." he said as he handed the dijinn to Ivan. Ivan just sneered at Isaac. "You two stay here while I go find my cousin." Isaac left Ivan and Garet all alone. (note: never leave a sugar addict and an idiot alone)
"Garet!" Ivan shouted.
"Yes?"
"You stay here while I go do something!" Ivan stormed off.
Then a shadow fell over Garet. He turned around to see the scariest sight of his life. "No! My dream has come true! Run away!"
Ivan had snuck into a candy shop and was busy eating all of it when Garet ran up to him. "Ivan! Ivan! Ivan!"
"Yes? Yes? Yes?"
"I saw! I saw! I saw!"
"Out with it!"
"Evil pie!"
"Garet... There is no such thing as an evil pie."
Just then a shadow fell over Ivan and Garet. They looked up and saw... "Evil Pie!" they both screamed and ran away. They ran as fast as they could but they couldn't lose the flying pie.
The two eventually came to the Kolima forest and seeing that there was no where left to run turned to faced their killer. The pie was now toying with them moving slowly toward them.
Then some sparkly stuff came falling from the sky and the pie into a pie-shaped tree. Then the sparkly stuff got closer to Garet and Ivan. Just before it reached them the sparkles stopped falling from the sky.
"Dammit! Out of sparkly sparkles again! Stay out of the forest or die! "a voice boomed from deep inside the forest.
Isaac approached Ivan and Garet after that (how did he get into the forest so fast) ,"Hey have either of you seen my cousin?"
They stared at him in disbelief. "Oh yeah... My cousin is a pie."
They looked at Isaac and then turned to the pie-tree then back the Isaac. "No we haven't seen your pie." they responded quickly.
"Okay then. Lets go to the first lighthouse and stop those two creeps. Come to think of it... We still don't know their names... Lets ask them when we get there."
"Hey Isaac?" Ivan spoke up, "A loud voice told us to stay away from the inside of the forest shouldn't we check it out?"
"No." Isaac said.
"But..."
"No."
"Well I heard there was a beautiful princess that is willing to have sex with you if you save her from that voice." Ivan said after a long pause.
"What are we waiting for! To the inner forest!" Isaac yelled as he ran into the Kolima forest.
"Ivan?"
"Yes Garet?"
"I didn't hear about princess."
Ivan whacked Garet over the head. (how can he reach that high) "That was a trick to get Isaac into the forest you moron!"
"Hey you two! That princess isn't going to have sex with herself! At least I hope not..."
TheWiseTwo: This sucks...
Rose Red2.0: Yup...
TheWiseTwo: Who would have thought that we would have called a police station...
Police 1: Shut up you!
TheWiseTwo: You know how we can get out of this?
Rose Red2.0: Nope...
Police 2: Hey he said to shut up!
Rose Red2.0: Well I do have one idea. (evil grin)
Police 1 & 2: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! (gets incinerated)
TheWiseTwo: Remind me to stay on your good side...
Rose Red2.0: Hehehe...
TheWiseTwo: And to all that care (not many) I now have a pokemon fic known as "The Dark Oracle" so if you like pokemon please read it.
Rose Red2.0: I'll be there!
TheWiseTwo: So please review and read the other story too.