TheWiseTwo: Sorry I've been gone for a while...

Connor: So.

TheWiseTwo: Well this fic has had over 600 hits! And 16 reviews... Is that a good thing or is that low...

Connor: Ok... So were is your friend?

TheWiseTwo: I thought she would kill me for not updating in so long.

Connor: Is that why we are hiding in your basment?

TheWiseTwo: Be qutie! They might learn where I am...

Connor: Whatever... What the heck!

Urami: It is pleasure to serve master...

TheWiseTwo: Oh! This is the daemon that I summoned. I like the term daemon itstead of demon. His name is Urami and his is the spirit of a daemon ogre.

Urami: Kill! (pulls out axe)

TheWiseTwo: Go ahead...

Connor: Wait! What!

Disclaimer: This ought to be good... And something something owns nothing.

"Hey guy?" Issac was tried after running so much.

"Yes?" Ivan responded with a grin.

"First that grin is distrubing. Second... There is no pricess is there?"

"Nope!" Garet quickly cut in before Ivan could respond.

"Dammit Garet! This was the only was to get Issac to explore this place with us!"

"Ivan..."

"Shit... See what you did Garet! Now Issac is gonning to kill me!"

Garet had but one very important thing to say. "Hippo!" (Dammit! He keeps making me wrong!)

"We'll talk about this after we find our way out of here Ivan." Issac gave a warm reassuring smile.

"Mmmmmmmmmm..." Ivan whinned silently.

"Hi... I'm Forage..." A small voice came from behind Ivan.

"Huh..."

"How dare you forget me in that damn cave! You were supposed to jump from pillar to pillar to rescue me!" Breathes fire on Ivan.

"Hot! Hot! Hot!" Ivan started running to put the fire out. (Didn't anyone know how to put fire out back then)

"Ivan wait up I still need to kill you later!"

"Hippopoto!" (I bet you'll never guess who said this...)

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Ivan kept running. "Fire bad!"

Just then...

Ivan ran into a tree. "Tree bad! Tree bad!" (This kid got issues)

"Who dares tickle the mighty Tret!"

"Hey Ivan!" Garet ran up followed closely by Issac, "Cool... You set a giant tree on fire!"

"What the Hell... The fire burns! Put it out!"

"Hey Garet did you hear something?" Issac sounded confused.

"Nope. I didn't hear a tree screaming in pain."

"So did you just forget about me or what." Ivan was pissed. "Issac heal me!"

"No..."

"Come on..."

"No..."

"Please..."

"Fine I won't do it..."

"That's great! Hey..."

"Isaac... Ivan... Big hole in tree... Hippopotomonstro!" Garet randomly said.

"We are all ready here... Might as well go in..."

"No! Don't go inside me!"

"That voice I'm hearing keeps irratating me!" Isaac said.

"Issac? I need to tell you something... I have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia..." Then Garet started screaming hystaricly.

"Ivan! What does Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia mean!?" Then Garet started screaming even louder.

Ivan pulled out a labtop (wait a minute) "Accourding to my labtop Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia" Garet screammed even louder, "Is the fear of long words!" (Ivan stole my labtop!)

"Supercallafagillisticexpealadosious!" (is that even spelled right)

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At the bottom of the tree...

Garet was the first to speak "Hey look at that... Mr. Face is on the TV."

"I am not a face I am Tret!"

"Look like a butt."

"I am not a butt! I am the all powerful Tret Tree!"

"Heh Heh... Buttface..."

"Rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Tret appeared!

Ivan used Whillwind.

Tret took 32 damage.

Issac used cure.

Tret regained 32 life.

"What the Hell Isaac!"

"I might as well kill you now Ivan..."

Issac went tratior.

Garet used Flare.

Issac took 52 damage.

Tret took 71 damage.

Tret used Brair.

Isaac took 35 damage.

Issac was felled.

Garet took 41 damage.

Ivan took 43 damage.

"What the Hell! You attacked me!"

"Tret does not side with anyone but Tret!"

Ivan used sleep.

Doesn't work on Tret!

Garet used Flare.

Tret took 74 damage.

Garet took 1 damage.

"Garet your hair is on fire again..."

Garet took 5 damage.

Garet took 25 damage.

Garet took 125 damage.

Garet was felled.

"Ha ha! Now all that remains is the short one!"

"Who are you calling short!"

Ivan went insane!

Isaac took 9999 damage.

Garet took 9999 damage.

Ivan took 9999 damage.

Missed Tret.

Ivan was felled.

"Ha ha ha! You lose!" A board fell from the ceiling and hit Tret in the head. "What... Humans! I must thank you. You must have beaten me and now I am in my right mind.

"Sure let's go with that..." Issac responded.

"Please go to the north and you will find some Mercury Water. Bring it here and give it to me to drink."

"Why would I do that?"

"I see a girl in your future young Issac. She has blue hair and can be found in the city of ice."

"Let go to the city of ice!" Issac burst out and started to run out of the forest.

"Hey wait up Issac!" Both Ivan and Garet ran after Issac leaving Tret behind.

"That fool... I was going to tell him to avoid the girl else she would kill him but oh well...

TheWiseTwo: On to Imil!

Rose Red2.0: To Imil!

TheWiseTwo: What the Hell are you doing here.

Rose Red2.0: Connor let me in

TheWiseTwo: Urami sick her!

Urami: Rahhh!

Rose Red2.0: ... (Stares Urami in the eyes)

Urami: Mommy... (runs away)

Rose Red2.0: Now how about we have a little talk...

TheWiseTwo: Mommy...