Necromancer's Soul: SEASON 2!!!
Connor: Liar...
Necromancer's Soul: Shhhh... If they know that then they might not read more...
Connor: Lucky them... I wish I wasn't even here...
Necromancer's Soul: If you really feel that way then... Urami come here! (Giant Ogre Daemon appears) Yes I said daemon you faggots!
Urami: Yes master?
Necromancer's Soul: Kill the non-necro-believer!
Urami: KILL KILL KILL!!!
Connor: ... Go poop on yourself...
Disclaimer: Wow! I've never seen someone get split in half like that! It's so gruesome! If only the people at home could see this horrible sight!
Necromancer's Soul: I don't pay you to be an announcer! Get the hell back to work! Faggot...
Disclaimer: I'm telling mom!
Golden Sun: The True Story Revealed
Chapter 5: The Mystery of the Wet Sleeping bag and the Gnome Mafia
Ivan was out of breath after he had caught up to Isaac. Garet wasn't because he is too stupid to know how to be tired. "Isaac... I think we should stop for the night..."
"Shut up you pussy!" Ivan began to cry. "Shit... Fine well set up camp here." Ivan got up and walked away with a smug little grin on his face.
He was smiling because they were in the middle of nowhere and if one of them happened to get raped no one would scream for help since that is the kind of sick, twisted person the Ivan was.
"Dammit for the last time I'm not gay!"
"Ivan... What are yelling about its just the three of us here." said Isaac very ticked off.
Then Garet piped up, "Have eighter of you all felt like someone else was controlling your every move just by typing it on a computer?"
All three stood there looking at each other. "Nope, never." Isaac was first to respond.
Ivan was second, "I felt like that ever since I met you two in Vault..."
"I've never felt like that." Garet said.
"But you just said... ... ... Screw it!"
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It is pitch black nighttime, no stars, no moon dark!
"Isaac...?" Garet whispered weakly in the night.
No response.
"Isaac?" Garet whispered a tad more loudly.
"Isaac." Normal speaking voice now.
"Isaac! Isaac! Isaac!" Garet was shouting.
"Isacacacacaccacacacacxacaccacacacacacachfdjbuyocuifyhbnovtginosuevmioxhbwnbeu8gvnivnbyie!!!" (what a spaz...)
"What the hell do you want you retard!" Isaac was finally awake.
"... Nevermind..."
"What... wait a minute..."
In the town on Vale the citizens when awaked by a loud yelling person in the distance. "GARET YOU PISSED ALL OVER MY SLEEPING BAG!!!"
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The trio was now in the cave that would lead them to the city of Imil.
Gnome appeared.
Ivan started at the Gnome the Gnome stared back at Ivan. This when on for a few minutes. The Gnome burst out laughing. "You a midget!"
"Dammit! You're mine now!"
Isaac cut in, "Remember Ivan buy him dinner first."
"Enough with the gay and short jokes I'm sick of it all!"
Gnome 2 appeared!
Gnome 3 appeared!
Gnome 4 appeared!
Gnome 5 appeared!
Gnome 6 appeared!
Etc...
Gnome 999,999 appeared!
Gnome 1,000,000 appeared!
Gnome 1 attacks Ivan.
Ivan takes 2 damage.
"Is that all you got!?!"
Gnome 2 - 1,000,000 attacks Ivan.
"Shit..."
Ivan was felled.
"Thanks guys." Isaac said as he paid each Gnome.
"Anything for a friend. Call again if you need someone whacked."
Garet had been silent, "Huh? I missed it. What happened?"
"I hired the Gnome Mafia to kill Ivan."
And so the two of then left Ivan's dead body and lives happily ever...
"No way man!"
(Ivan you're dead remember)
"Hell no! I ain't gonna do that!"
(Fine... I rewrite the ending...)
"Good."
Ivan lived after all but was so traumatized he wished he was dead every minute for the rest of his life.
Necromancer's Soul: Happy now?
Ivan: Hell no! What kind of ending is that!
Necromancer's Soul: It's my kind of ending!
Connor: ... (he's dead remember)
Urami: KILL KILL KILL!!!
Necromancer's Soul: Go for it.
Ivan: Run away!