I still do not own NCIS.
Gibbs looked at the rabbit Ziva had become and said "We can discuss this later. We still have a murder to solve. Ziva it's your turn to drive the truck."
"Boss she's a rabbit!" DiNozzo protested.
"So?" said Gibbs over his shoulder as he briskly walked off to his car.
"Good Point. McGeek take the velveteen probie and let's go," DiNozzo said.
McGee awkwardly took the rabbit that had until a few moments been an ex-Mossad officer in his arms and followed DiNozzo.
"Don't worry, Ziva," McGee said.
"I will worry as I see fit," Ziva said.
When the three agents got to the truck, DiNozzo said, "I'm driving."
"Gibbs told me to drive," Ziva said.
"You are a rabbit! You can't reach the pedals!" DiNozzo said.
"He's Right, Ziva," McGee said.
"Shut up! I will steer and you, McGee will work the pedals."
"This is a bad idea," DiNozzo said.
"I may be a rabbit but I can still kill you 18 different ways with a paperclip," Ziva said.
DiNozzo knew better than to argue so he got in the passenger side while McGee and Ziva got in the driver's seat.
One hectic drive later they were at the crime scene, which was in the park.
"Tony you can open your eyes now," McGee said to DiNozzo.
The three agents got out and went over to GIbbs who was looking at the body of a dead sailor tied to a tree.
"Put me down, McGee!" Ziva said.
McGee complied with the request and Ziva hopped over to Gibbs.
"You're late," Gibbs said.
"Tony wanted to drive," Ziva said.
"Is that right DiNozzo?" Gibbs asked. He then turned to DiNozzo and sighed in exasperation.
"What is it Boss?" DiNozzo said as Gibbs, McGee and Ziva stared at him.
"You're a moose," McGee said.
DiNozzo looked down at himself and saw that he had indeed been turned into a moose.
"It's going to be one of those days," Gibbs said.
To Be Continued