TWILIGHT DOESN'T BELONG TO ME

THIS IS JUST A LITTLE BACK STORY AND SOME SMUT

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Rosalie

Alice had everything planned out, as usual. And as usual, I just went along for the ride; unless I didn't like something then I'd put my 2 cents in without hesitation and it wasn't very often that I didn't get my way. One way or another. I don't know why everyone thinks I'm difficult. As long as everything is to my liking I'm easy as Sunday morning. Now I can't say I haven't done my share of bitch-slapping or terrorizing but they all deserved it. Like that cunty dick trap Jessica Stanley. Ugh, I hate that bitch. I swear she is worse than a damn roach motel. Your dick might go in perfectly normal but it's coming out all kinds of fucked up.

Alice and I started talking about blow jobs one day; you know...giving each other tips and shit and Bella just sat there. Her eyes downcast and her cheeks all flush. At first I thought it was because she was smoking the penis cigar and Bella being Bella, she was embarrassed but then she filled us in.

"So Bella, what are your special techniques? I'm always up for new adventures." I was just playing around with her, trying to get her involved. I wasn't expecting a complete meltdown.

Alice gave me the stink eye from hell and rushed over to console Bella. I had to roll my eyes but I went over and rubbed her knee.

"Sorry Bella, I didn't know it was a…um…sensitive subject." why the hell did the mention of slurpin schlong get her all worked up?

Bella took a long deep breath and confessed. "I tried to…once…but Edward completely freaked out. He said Jessica ruined…it…for him." Alice smiled a half-smile at her and wiped her tears away. I grabbed the box of tissues from her dresser and handed them to her.

"It's ok Bella. Jessica is a skank and once Edward spends some more time with you, she'll be out of his mind completely."

"Don't worry about it honey, there isn't a man alive that can resist a blow job for long. Once the brain damage caused by her wretchedness heals he'll be all yours; to suck and lick as you please." That brightened her spirits a bit but she still seemed withdrawn.

Fucking Jessica…grrrr….I am going to jack that bitch up. I could feel the evil thoughts taking root. Alice may be the Queen of Planning but I am the Queen of plans, evil ones anyway. That whore hound was going to wish Edwards dick never came within feet of her pie hole.

I taught her to fear me on more than one occasion; she has a scar and a bald spot on the back of her head to prove it. She'd never in a million years think of crossing me again. I don't think she's even looked Emmett in the eye since that day. But that bitch must have no fucking brains, because she was plotting and scheming against Bella and Edward. That hose beast knew that the only way Edward would ever fuck her was through tricks, drugs and manipulations.

Bella, of all people, didn't deserve to be plagued by the J-virus. I genuinely liked Bella, to the shock of everyone. She wasn't a lying bitch like Tanya and she wasn't a fucking skanky bitch like Jess. Believe or not…I actually kinda admired her. Losing her boyfriend like she did and living through it. I don't know if I could do the same…if it were Emmett. Bella is the most vulnerable and kind person I have ever met. She wouldn't say fucking boo to a cricket, even if it was keeping her ass up all night.

Fucking crickets. Sometimes I hate that Emmett lives in the middle of the damn woods; although it is good that nobody can hear you if you scream. Hmmm….the thought of Emmett making me scream made me want to see my monkey man.

"Hey, Alice, I'm going to take off, are you going to stay or do you want me to take you home?" Alice looked at Bella as if to ask if she needed her to stay, Alice is like that; she'd do anything for a friend. Bella said she'd be fine; she was going to get packed for the trip. Our Friday Harbor- San Juan Island getaway was three days away. But we wouldn't really see much of each other for the next two. Charlie had a monopoly on Bella's time and Esme had lots of "family time" scheduled for us. My parents would probably be home most of the day on Christmas so Jasper and I would be home then but other than that Esme and Carlisle always factored us into their family time.

Without them, Jasper and I would only have each other pretty much. Our parents are a good source of funds, and I do love to shop, but they don't provide much more than that. Carlisle and Esme more than make up for it though. I love them more than my own parents, no contest.

Alice and I came sliding to a halt in the Cullen's driveway. "Wait" Alice grabbed my arm. I froze, my hand still on the door handle. "Something needs to be done about Jessica." Alice's eyes were determined and I saw a small hint of myself in them. She had a whole lot of evil bitch locked up in that tiny little body. What did she have planned? "What do you suggest?"

"I'm not sure…yet. I'll get back with you, k." Alice bounded out of the car and up to Jasper's waiting arms. They stood there on the porch all mushy mushy while I mulled over my options. I had to take care of Jessica without putting my hands on her. I just had my fucking nails done and I'd be damned if that bitch was going to make me mess them up plus this being my senior year I don't really want to get kicked out. Em and Jazz had taken care of Newton, so that was one Jessica minion down. Thank freakin God Newton was only a step above retarded; he didn't know for sure it was actually them that tortured him. I still laughed about the little video clip I sent to Jessica's email anonymously. I only wished I could have seen her face when she watched it. Guaranteed Lauren had been with her when she opened it.

The car door opened and I looked over to see my baby boy Emmett and his cheesy ass grin leaning into me.

"Hey hot mama. Whatcha got cookin for Daddy?" I couldn't help but smile around Emmett. He was so damn goofy but in a hot and sexy way. I leaned closer to him and licked his lower lip. He growled and pushed into me, kissing me hard and scooping my breast up in his hand. It had been almost a week since we'd been able to have sex. I was either gone with Alice spending time with Bella, keeping her sane, or he was with Edward doing the same.

Carlisle and Esme took the week off up to Christmas day so they were always around, not that I minded. Esme actually took me shopping. We went into Port Angeles and went to the mall and several little shops I didn't even know existed. She even bought me this little handmade jewelry box.

"Rosalie, you know Carlisle and I think of you as a daughter, right?" Esme wrapped her arm around my shoulders as we walked through the aisles of the most unique little boutique. "I have some things at home for you for Christmas but I found this…" Esme pointed to a small box decorated in Victorian extravagance with my name written in calligraphy on the top. "Would you mind if one of your presents wasn't a surprise?"

"Of course not, Esme, I love it." I turned and hugged her, it was almost physically impossible not to. She was the epitome of a loving mother. She smiled and patted my cheeks. "Good, because it is much too you for me to pass up. Maybe my Emmett will give you something to put in there?" She smiled the same crooked smile that Emmett gets when he tries to hide something from me. What did she know that I didn't?

My mother had never taken me shopping. I've been at some mall every weekend of my life since I was 13 and my mother never once took the time to go with me. She's dropped me off and picked me up, once the mall had been closed for 20 minutes, but she never went with me. Her idea of quality time was 'here Rose, there's a hundie, go find something you like'. Can't complain about the money but a little time would be nice occasionally. My mother wouldn't recognize something as "much too you to pass up" if I smacked her in the face with it.

I'm sure this Christmas would be the same as the last two. Jazz and I would wake up to envelopes on the unused kitchen table, open them to reveal our $1000 Christmas checks, and be forced to sit silently and eat runny eggs and burnt toast. Both of us wishing we eating Esme's cooking and sharing Christmas stories with the Cullen clan. We'd sit around, not talking to each other, until either Jazz or I said we had to go to the Cullen's or Mom and Dad said they had to go finish something at the office; whichever came first. My parents were real estate brokers so they spent most of their time at their office, more than was required if you ask me but it was no skin off my ass; I'd rather be with the Cullens anyway.

Emmett pulled my attention back to the present by reaching down between my legs and giving me a firm goodie grab. I moaned as I pushed my hips into his hand.

"Fuck baby, I gotta have some of you soon or I'm gonna explode!" Em reached up and rubbed my cheek as he kissed me passionately. I was about to give in and pull his ass into the backseat when I heard the familiar sound of Dr. Cullen's BMW pulling into the drive.

"Looks like you'll have to wait a little longer Baby." I breathed into his ear and reached down to give him a courtesy pump through his clothes. He was hard, really hard, and I was missing him as much as he was me. I don't think we'd ever went three days without getting it on, let alone a week. I was going to have to get a special surprise for him for our trip. I'm thinking a new role playing costume is in order. Hmmm, the possibilities.

Emmett and I got out of the car and went in with his parents. Jasper and Alice were sitting next to each other on the couch. Jazz was sitting normally and Alice was sitting with her legs across his lap. They were deep in discussion and I wondered if Jessica was involved.

We all watched A Christmas Carol together and ate popcorn. By 11:30 the movie was over, Jazz and I said our goodbyes. I thought Emmett might get teary eyed when I told him I'd see him in the morning. There would be no sneaking back in tonight. Emmett and I both knew Esme would be up all night wrapping presents. She always tended to go a little overboard on the gifts. The woman showed us all every day how much she loves us but she still thinks she needs to buy everything that reminds her of us.

Esme had planned a trip for all of us the next day, Christmas Eve. We were heading over to Seattle for the day. We would be walking through town then going to the Point Defiance Zoo and Aquarium for the annual Zoolights party. It is a big celebration at the zoo. There is a big dinner and a photographer. Esme insists on us getting a family photo there every year. She has it done in black and white and hangs it in the sitting room above the fireplace. For the last 2 years Jasper and I have been in the picture too. I'm sure it would be the same this year. But this year we'd still be missing someone though. Bella.

I'm sure Edward is going to be a frickin' delight to be around. He's already been mopey as hell having to be away from her on week nights. I wish they would just come out and tell Charlie they are in love. He's just going to have to suck it up and deal with it. Maybe by the time Jasper and Emmett are done he'll see Edward for what he really is, an Emo bitch, and quit thinking of him as a woman abuser. Emmett, Carlisle and Jasper would all take turns kicking his ass if he'd really done the things Charlie thinks he did. Besides, Edward just doesn't have it in him to hurt a woman. He'd like to knock the shit out of Mike Newton again, but Mike just acts like a pussy, he doesn't have one.

Christmas Eve came and went and Edward was a fucking mopey bastard, shuffling his feet, barely able to crack a smile for the family photo. But we made it through the day. Carlisle dropped Jazz and I off on the way home. It was snowing pretty hard and he didn't want Alice or Emmett to have to go back out to take us home. I gave Emmett a quick kiss and hug before I got out of the car. He had his face plastered up against the window and he was waving like a little kid as they pulled away. He really was about to explode.

Christmas was great, sort of. Jazz and I spent the morning, quiet, with our parents. Around noon our parents took off to wrap up some paperwork at the office. It must have been a good year for them; our Christmas checks were beefed up to $1500 this year. I'm sure I'll spend mine and Jasper will most likely put his in the bank. He doesn't think I know but he is saving up to buy Alice a ring.

Edward tried to seem happy but everyone could tell he was missing Bella really bad. I overheard Esme and Carlisle in the kitchen talking about how they could help the situation and convince Charlie to let them date. The only time he perked up was when Alice and I took a bag up to him so he could start packing for the trip. The thought of spending four nights with Bella uninterrupted put a big fucking grin on his face.

Just after we started planning the trip last month Alice and I went to the mall and bought new luggage sets. We wouldn't need all of those bags but Emmett took it upon himself to rent the biggest fucking vehicle available and Alice decided to play up on our exquisite fashion sense and make Charlie think we needed it for all of our luggage. The guys would have to use the bags too. I think it was a little bit on purpose that Alice chose a pink set with big white polka dots. I snickered a little too as I paid for my purple set with lime green, orange, and hot pink stripes.

The day of the trip finally arrived and there was definitely a lighter mood among the crowd as a whole. Even Edward seemed happy, jittery and anxious maybe, but at least not a big fucking wet rag like the last two days. Alice, Edward and I were all packed up and loaded into the van but Jasper and Emmett were dragging their feet.

Finally Emmett came down stairs to retrieve his bag. His face was priceless when he found out he had to put his things in my purple stripped luggage. I had to hold a laugh in because it would only fuel the fire. Emmett isn't overly assertive, usually, but he is masculine and I knew the thought of putting his stuff in that girly ass bag was not going to sit well with him. Usually he doesn't mind be lead around by me, in fact I think he likes it, but I wanted it to be his choice.

On my last trip to my favorite sexy lingerie store I picked up a few things for the trip. I bought some special things for Emmett, to convince him that using my bag would be worth it. I know he was feeling cocky when he came into the kitchen and rubbed all up on my ass. I also know I had a shit-eating grin on my face as I started pulling things out of my bag to "consolidate".

Emmett was so full of himself with his "mmmm hmmm" answer. I almost felt bad for what I was going to have to do to him, almost. I could nearly physically feel Em's resolve breaking down as I carefully pulled out the nipple cream, thongs, and officer outfit. I saved the best for last though, a new game just for couples. It was all about trying new things; one of Emmett's most favorite past times. I knew it would be the kicker.

I made sure not to gloat about my victory. I may be a bitch but I'm not heartless. I'd have to make my man feel masculine and in control sometime soon. Well, I had a surprise planned for him anyway, once we got to the hotel. That particular bag was not the only one holding my purchases from the sexy store.

We stole Bella from Charlie and headed off back to the Cullen house. I actually felt a little sad for Charlie. He looked most pathetic standing in the driveway waving like a fool. The ride was pretty quiet and I couldn't help but think about whether Jessica was going to ruin any other sexual experiences for Bella. I know she and Edward haven't had sex yet, and I know Edward really wants to, you can see it in his eyes when she kisses him. He'd tear that ass up if he was given half the chance. But what about Bella? I wonder if she's ready. It would never go anywhere if she wasn't. Edward would never push her. God, how the fuck could anyone think he was capable of hurting a woman? Yea…ok…he had a temper and could knock someone out cold like a fucking professional boxer, and oh how I loved to see him do it to Mike Newton, but when it came to women he was a freakin kitten.

I could feel the excitement coming off of Bella as we pulled into the driveway. I don't know why she just doesn't admit that she is frickin' head over heels in love with him and make them both happy. It's as plain as the nose on her face to the rest of us, except Edward, he's still so full of doubt from the whack-jobs he used to date that he's not sure either.

It was so damn sexy when Em picked me up and took me to the passenger side. He was anxious to get to the island so we could try out the things he got a peek of in my bag. Little did he know, there was more. He was a little cranky from the lack of sex but I used my fingernails to rub the back of his neck, it was one of Emmett's favorite things for me to do. It usually turned him to putty in my hands and even now I could feel him relax and even purr a little. Most people thought we were just sexed crazed teenagers, but I doubt any couple in the world loved each other like we did.

I fell in love with Em when I first laid eyes on him. It was in 9th grade. He was the new kid and he scored a place on the football team. That was back when I still felt the need to secure my popularity by being a stupid cheerleader. God I had been so dumb, trying to hide my evilness by being peppy. Em had seen right through it, even then, he told me that even though I looked hot in my short skirt, it wasn't me. I knew I was going to fucking marry that boy. He understood me and would still call me his angel after he just finished watching me fuck a girl up for trying to start shit with me. I wasn't a cheerleader for long, actually I quit shortly after Emmett told me it didn't fit me. I didn't want to get kicked out of school after smacking all those bitches up. I preferred watching my baby kick ass on the field from the bleachers. Emmett and I have been inseparable since then.

Neither one of us has went out with anyone else since 9th grade. Jessica Stanley tried to seduce him be he threw up a little in his mouth when she kissed him and I walked around the corner and caught her. Cat fight is not even close to an accurate description of what happened. I walked up behind her, grabbed her by her hair pulling her back and punched her in the face. My antique opal ring scratched her cheek up by her hairline, she still has the scar, and my hand came out of her hair with some new friends. She's lucky I grabbed a relatively easy to hide spot because I don't think her hair ever did grow back there.

The ride to the island was relatively uneventful. A couple times I thought the van might split apart like one of those chocolate oranges Esme always had at Christmas time but it stayed intact. We got to the hotel and poor Emmett was chomping at the bit to get up to our room, and I don't think it was to check out the view. I had to hold in my giggle when he picked up "the bag" and raised his eyebrow at me.

We each got our keys, went swimming, played some poker (Bella made Emmett her bitch, it was hilarious. He's so damn 'Big Brother' to her though that he couldn't even throw a hissy fit.) Alice started getting sleepy, either that or she was wanting to give Jasper a piece of ass but didn't want the other guys to give him a bunch of shit for cutting out early for it. Either way, they took off and Edward and Bella followed.

Emmett was a little disappointed at his family. It was only like 10:00 and Em had plenty of energy left. I excused myself to the bathroom and I heard Em pissing and moaning about the shitty cable stations. Little did he know I had one of my little 'surprises' tucked away in here. That boy was in for the shock of his freakin life.

I was wrapped up like a jaw breaker, just when you get done enjoying the tasty outside layer it peels away to reveal an even saucier middle. I stepped out of the bathroom and Emmett dropped the remote.

Emmett

"Holey fucking shit, there isn't a damn thing on this bastard TV. No porn. No sports. The only thing on is late night talk shows and I don't give a rat's ass what they have to say." I heard the bathroom door open and I was going to ask Rose if she wanted to get a pay-per-view movie but as soon as I saw her my fucking jaw dropped….and so did the remote.

Rose was standing there with a fucking pirate hat on, a short ass white pirate shirt with long sleeves that puffed out at the wrist. She twirled a long black feather in her hand and I noticed she had black leather gloves on too. The shirt had a low V collar that had a ruffle around it. There was also a lace-up black clencher under her boobs, which were bustin' out of that fucking fabulous V neck collar. She had two black beaded necklaces that were nested right in the middle of her cleavage. My pulse quickened and my dick started standing up to take a peek too.

My eyes traveled down her body taking it all in. Her fucking stomach was tight and tan and just begging me to fucking lick it. She'd changed into my favorite tight ass jeans and….oh my God….fucking knee high black leather high heeled boots. Oh shit, I was done for. I was probably drooling, no, I'm sure I was drooling. She looked fucking amazing.

I reached over and grabbed the camera. I wanted to remember her just like that….forever, even when I'm old and senile and can't even get my dick up any more I bet one look at that fucking visual will remedy that situation. Rose, knowing exactly how to fucking drive me wild, slid down the wall and assumed a sexy pose like only Rose can do. I clicked the shot, or a few, then put the camera down.

Rose crawled over to me and put her hands on my knees. I was nearly panting and couldn't wait for her to give me the ok to molest her greedily. I'd learned from experience though, Rose gets into her costumes and if you weren't playing on her terms you might get a needle shot in your ass, or a ruler across the dick, or maybe even a picnic basket meant for Grandma upside your head. I also knew that Rose wouldn't make me wait too long.

She stood up right in front of me skimming her breasts up my stomach and chest then pausing slightly as they finished up across my face. I really wanted to stick my tongue out and lick those perfect peaks but I controlled myself. ..rules. Rose turned around so her ass was right in front of my face, my teeth chattered, wanting to bite into that firm apple ass. I groaned a little and sat on my hands, had to control my urges, God only knows what I'd be dealing with if I didn't; a sword, a feather, a dagger, a hook.

Looking back over her shoulder, Rose bent down and unzipped her left boot and kicked it off. My face fell a bit. "Don't worry, Baby, you'll see them again later."

She bent down and removed the right boot as well. She spun around to face me again. I was grinning from ear to ear thinking she was going to give me the ok but she didn't. She slipped her already unbuttoned jeans down over her hips. I was growling and my hands were trying to pull out from under my legs so they could grab those hips and kiss and bite and slam my face into them. With one eyebrow Rose told me I'd better not move. She finished taking off her jeans and stood up to show me what was underneath.

She was wearing black pleather thong panties trimmed in pink. The front of them looked like they laced up too, tied with a pink ribbon on the top. I looked between her legs and saw a black tail cascading down from the thong. Holey Mother of God…..a cat…..I squeaked and looked up at Rose with anticipation. She just fucking gave me her best evil grin and started working on her top. She unlaced the clincher and unbuttoned the pirate top. I had to use my shoulder to wipe the drool off my chin. She pulled the pirate shirt away from her breast to show me the tiny little triangle bra that was barely containing her beautiful breasts. My eyes followed the pirate shirt as it hit the floor. I saw the pirate hat come off then go flying across the room. I looked back up at Rose just in time to see her clasping the leather collar around her neck, holding the "leash" out on her finger. I could see she had furry black cat ears on to complete the outfit.

Rose started moving her hips back and forth causing the tail to swish. She leaned down close to my ear and whispered "meow". That was it, I couldn't contain myself any more. I didn't care if I got clawed, bitten, fucking kitty litter thrown at me, I was groping my woman and I was doing it now.

Football training came in handy. I was a fast mother fucker. I grabbed Rosalie around the waist and had her on the bed under me before she had time protest. The big frickin' grin on her face told me she didn't want to.

I began doing all the things I longed to do when she was stripping in front of me. I eagerly lapped up her essence, taking extra time on her nipples, nibbling and tugging just the way she likes it. Rosalie had a handful of Emstick and she was pumping it hard. I wanted to taste my girl, she had the sweetest taste. I shimmied my way down so I was face to face with the treasure box. "Hello, Kitty" I said as I buried my face into her panties sounding like I was munching a little piece of heaven.

Rose smiled a little crooked grin, "Take 'em off". Your wish is my command. I yanked those fucking panties off so damn fast I might have given a lesser woman a friction burn. My eyes met the spot that used to be my meticulously groomed landing strip and froze mid-fucking-step. Rose sat up on her elbows, "Do you like it?" Right there on her smooth as a baby's bottom pubic mound was an E . I fucking stood there wide eyed. "Is it….real?"

"No just temporary, but it should last about a month. I wanted you to know…I'm yours."

I had to wipe the tear out of the corner of my eye. My girls was fucking amazing; a pirate outfit, a cat outfit, and now an E for Emmett temporarily tattooed on her snatch, what more could I ask for? I bent down and kissed it, it was meant to be sentimental but it led to more kissing and licking and tongue fucking. I paid Rosalie back and she came all over my face.

I ran into the bathroom to wash and do a quick rinse with mouthwash, one of Rose's requirements, and then I ran back into the bedroom. Rose was in her 'cat back' yoga pose. "Oh yeah, baby!" I growled. I grabbed her hips and positioned myself behind her. I eased my way into heaven. Shit, my girls stuff WAS a slice of heaven. She matched my movements and bucked back into me. I reached over and grabbed her right leg. She took the hint and stretched it out and slid it across my chest, swiveling herself around so she was now on her back. She is so fucking flexible, she'd make any gymnast envious. We continued this way and Rose reached up tweaking my nipples, driving me crazy. I was starting to get close to orgasm when suddenly my brain kicked in. I'd completely forgot that I had a surprise for Rosalie as well.

I pulled out and jumped off the bed. Rose sat us, "What the fuck are you doing, Em?"

"Hold on…"

"You need a fucking snack NOW?" She saw me digging in the bag of snacks I brought with us. I laughed, of course that is what she would think, that's why I hid it in there. She never ate the kind of shit I did so she'd never be looking in here. I turned my back to her and saddled up. I backed my way over to her and turned in a grand reveal when I got in front of her.

I was strapped into a clear cock ring, one strap around my balls and silicone 'fingers' protruding all around the top. I pushed the button on the handheld controller and Rose's eyebrow raised in curiosity when she heard the gentle hum. I dove back in and within 5 minutes Rose was moaning and groaning and squeezing me tight as she came again….and again. By the time we were done I'd come twice and she'd gone for three, including the munch-induced one. We ended up on the floor over by the balcony door, both exhausted and panting like overheated hound dogs. I hit the button several more times, going through several speeds and variations of vibrations, before I finally got that thing to turn off. I tugged that fucker off, thinking in my head it was the best $60 I'd ever spent. Rose rolled over and cuddled up into my neck. We just laid there together, enjoying the touch of each other. I mentally thanked God that Rose had gotten on the pill this past summer. I fucking hate condoms and we'd been monogamous for long enough to not worry about STDs. Sex was so much better au natural.

I started to feel the grit of the carpet underneath me and it was kinda grossing me out. I got up and pulled Rose into my arms.

"Baby, I love you. You are perfect for me…my dream come true. I'd walk on water for you, my angel." I snuggled into her and she snuggled into me. A perfect match.

Rose's fucking cell phone rang and we both about jumped out of our skin. Alice. Rose answered and soon hung up. She told me Alice and Jasper were getting ready for breakfast and wanted us all to join them. Holy shit! We slept on the nasty floor ALL NIGHT. Damn, we must have fucked ourselves into oblivion. We didn't even get to play our new game! FUCK!

"You better come shower with me and wash the sex off you before your dick gets cemented to your leg. Then we'll go eat breakfast." Rose advised me when she hung up with Alice.

It was going to be a "pamper Rose like the angel she is" fucking Merry Christmas kinda day so I'd better wash up then fuel up.

"Alright, babe, I'm fucking starving anyway."