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This is the Outtake for Reviewing Chapter 30
EMMETT
I was ready to drive myself over and beat Charlie's ass myself. After all the drama of the day I drove Rosalie home and I could tell something was off with her. I guessed it was just the whole epic fail that just occurred that was bothering her but I never would have guessed how much. My Rose isn't the most emotional girl, in fact if it wasn't for her voluptuous rack and amazing ass (and every other smokin' part of her kick-ass body) I'd think she was a dude. She never does that girl thing where there is something wrong but they say nothing's wrong when you ask but you can tell something is definitely wrong. I hate that guessing shit. Rose just comes out and says, "Em, you're being a fucking dickhead. Knock it off." See no guessing.
That's why I almost lost it when she started crying in the car sitting in front of her house. I just sat there dumbfounded for a minute. I don't think she exactly knew what to do either. She just looked at me with tears running down her cheeks. I would have acted like a fucking trained monkey if it would have made her smile right then. I couldn't stand seeing her sad.
I reached over and pulled her into my lap. "Oh, Babe, it'll be ok."
"Em, they just fucking yanked her away. Charlie didn't even stop to listen to listen to anybody….he just took her away." More tears trailed down to her chin. I used my thumb to wipe them away and kissed her eyelids. This was the most vulnerable I'd ever seen her. It was nice feeling like I could be strong for her but I was pissed at Charlie for making me have to do it. I was ready to start ripping him a new one when she beat me to it.
"That fucking prick! I can't believe he could be so damn close-minded. No wonder he's never found any "proof" that Edward is innocent. He'd never fucking believe it if it was sitting right in front of his damn stupid face." So much for needing to be strong for her. She had a moment of sadness but now she was just fucking pissed. Someone was going to lose a body part over this one I was sure.
"And fucking Jessica. That fucking bitch has been allowed to exist far too long. Her ass is going down…in flames." I was feeling a little afraid now. Someone was most definitely going to lose a body part and I was pretty sure who it would be.
We stayed in the car for a little while talking and I would have felt more at ease if Rose had still been mad when I left but she wasn't. She was eerily calm; which meant she was plotting. I've learned to just go with it when she got in one of these moods. There really was nothing that would have changed her mind; she was on a fucking mission.
Over the next week at school, Rose wasn't around much. She was either in the office or MIA. I don't know what the hell she was doing but it certainly was keeping her busy and she wasn't sharing any details about it. I saw her several times talking to various guys around school but she looked more like an interrogator than a seductress so I chalked it up to her mission.
Most of my time was consumed with keeping Edward from knocking the fuck out of anyone who said Bella's name in any other tone than complete adoration. He was on the edge of insanity so it was a full-time job. I thought he was going to rip Yorkie's head right off. That stupid ass just does not know when to shut up. He was one pussy comment too close to death when I practically had to tackle Edward to the ground to keep him from going fucking Chuck Norris on his ass.
I was getting out of the shower about eight weeks into Edward's Bella withdraws when I heard someone go squealing out of the driveway. I reached the window just in time to see the back of Charlie's cruiser disappear past the tree line. I ran downstairs and out the front door to see Edward sitting like a preschooler at the back of his Volvo. I scanned over him looking for bullet wounds but didn't find any.
"Edward…..Edward, what the fuck man, what's going on. I just saw Charlie drive away…..EDWARD!"
"Em…." it was a strange strangled whisper.
"What dude, what happened?"
"Bella…" Edward's face was white as a ghost and he wasn't blinking.
"God damn it Edward, if you don't tell me what happened to Bella I'm gonna punch you straight in the dick. Now tell me!" I was beginning to feel fucking panicked. Bella wouldn't hurt herself, would she? I hope those fucking bastards, Jacob's family, didn't start shit with her again. That's the last thing she needed, trying to deal with this and that too, it might push her over the edge.
"She's….Charlie said she's pregnant." Edward said it as if he only half believed it himself.
"WHAT?! She's pregnant, how the fuck…well, I know how but I thought you guys used protection. I fucking told you, dude…."
"Shut up Em. And cover up, man. If I wanted to be fucking eye to eye with a fucking snake a trouser snake isn't the kind I'd chose. Why the fuck are you naked?"
"I just got out of the shower when I heard Charlie squeal away."
I backed up and Edward got back onto his feet. We started walking toward the house. I had to get some clothes on and I wasn't sure what the hell Edward was gonna do. I don't think he really knew either. He walked like a zombie up toward the house. By the time we reached the steps he started talking again. I think it took that long for his brain to wrap around the words Charlie told him.
"We did use protection, except once….right before she left, in the potting room."
"In the fucking potting room? Awww, gross, that's why it was such a fucking mess? Well what the fuck are you gonna do now?"
"I don't know Em. This kinda changes everything. I'm not waiting until November to see her, I can fucking promise you that. But how the hell am I going to find her?"
I went upstairs and threw some clothes on. The whole time I was imagining what it would be like having a baby in the house. It wouldn't be too bad, I think. I love kids. I think I can relate to them on their level. I wouldn't mind being called Uncle Emmett, even though I'm not exactly Edward's brother. I don't think we could be any closer if we were. It would be hard for Edward…and for Bella, having the responsibility of a baby so young. This definitely changes their plans for the future…and mine, how am I supposed to move far away and miss this baby growing up. Not gonna happen.
I came back down to find Edward sitting on the couch looking at photo albums. I sat down next to him and we spent the next hour laughing at my dad's poufy blonde 'fro and my mom's ugly ass patterned pants. Every once in a while we'd come across pictures of my mom and his mom growing up and Edward would smile. There were some pictures of his mom and dad's wedding near the back.
I put my arm around his shoulder because I could tell he was getting a little choked up. I can't imagine knowing I was going to be a father and not having my father to share that with.
I suddenly missed spending time with my dad and made a mental note to ask him to go camping soon, like we used to. Alice walked in and froze at the sight of us on the couch. "What the hell happened?"
"You better come sit down Alice, we'll fill you in." She came over and sat on the other side of Edward looking apprehensive.
"Charlie came over today with some news about Bella." I said trying to get the conversation started but not wanting to take it away from Edward; if he could even speak.
"Is she ok? Oh my God, Edward, is she ok?" Apparently Alice had the same thoughts I did about her.
"She's fine, Alice. At least I think she is." Edward's eyebrows furrowed at the thought that maybe she wasn't ok.
"What is it then?" I was waiting for Alice to tell him she was going to punch him in the dick.
"She's…pregnant." The air was heavy with the realization of what those words meant but nobody made any effort to move or speak.
"Oh. My. God. Edward." Alice paused after each word making the sentence take way longer than it should have to say.
"That's Awesome!" Edward and I both snapped our heads to look at Alice with confused looks on our faces.
"What? Awesome? Did you have a little crack with your Wheaties this morning? What the fuck, Alice. How is that awesome? Their whole future will be affected. I'm not saying it's horrible, it's just not awesome." Seriously where was this girls head sometimes? And they say I'm the goofy one.
"I know that. But now they can be together. How can Charlie keep the father of the baby out of Bella's life? Oh…" The smile she was wearing faded into a much more worried expression.
"You don't think Charlie and her mom will try to make her have an abortion, do you?" That certainly was one way to keep the father of the baby out of their lives, no baby…no father needed.
"I don't know what they'll do, Alice, but I've got to go get her. I can't wait any more. I'm leaving by the weekend whether I know where the hell I'm going or not. I'll just wander around fucking Phoenix until I find her if I have to."
"That'll work dumbass. The kid will be 5 years old before you find them. You can take him…or her…to their first day of kindergarten. You're only giving us two days to figure this all out but maybe Rose can get some info out of the office that will help you."
"All right, but I'm leaving Friday after school….no matter what."
Edward went up to his room, probably to pack, it takes two days to drive to Phoenix and I don't think he intended to come back without her.
I jumped in the jeep and headed over to pick Rosalie up at the gym. She was probably wondering why the hell I never showed up today. I was stinking like fucking corn chips after my morning run when I jumped in the shower, then the whole Charlie-fuck happened so I never made it to workout with her.
She looked hot coming out of the gym all sweaty. She must have taken out some serious aggression. I wondered if the kick-boxing instructor was ok. "Hey baby, sorry I didn't make it. Charlie came and Edward was in fail mode."
"Everything ok?"
"Yeah, um…we got some news about Bella."
"What? Is she coming home?"
"No, not that I know of. Maybe once the baby's born…"
"What? Baby? What baby?"
"Charlie came over to tell Edward he ruined Bella's life, that she was pregnant, and to stay the hell away from her. He obviously doesn't know Edward very well. Maybe he thought he'd scare him away when he dropped the fucking baby-bomb."
Rose was silent. She just looked straight ahead. I could practically see the wheels turning in her head.
"Rose?"
"Ok, Emmett. Listen." She turned to face me and the look on her face told me I'd better take fucking notes. I focused all my attention on what she was telling me.
"I'm going to get Bella's previous address from her file in the office. I tried to get it right after Charlie sent her away but it wasn't in the filing cabinet. I bet it's in the principal's office; Charlie probably called to tell him the other school would be sending for her records. It'll be a little tricky but I'll get it."
I just nodded. It always made me hot when Rose took charge.
"Have Alice come up with a cover so Carlisle and Esme don't know he's gone. That way they won't have to lie. Em, you have to fill up the Jeep and get some gas cards, we'll just tell them you left the Jeep at my house. They won't get credit card alerts for gas if you buy gas cards. Are you getting all of this? Em?"
I nodded again and made my move over to her, kissing her neck and chest while letting my hands wander all over her body. I just couldn't take it anymore. She was so fucking hot when she was in boss mode. Within minutes we were parked out of sight and I was letting her boss me into doing whatever she wanted.
Two glass shattering orgasms later we were on our way to my house to get the plan activated. We made a pit stop off at a local print shop and Rose asked when her print job would be finished. The pimple faced boy at the counter smirked and said it would be ready for pick-up Friday at noon.
I cocked my head and Rose asked if I wanted to see the mock-up. I had no idea what the hell she was getting printed off, especially something that needed a few days to get printed. I nodded and the pimple faced boy ducked behind the counter. He returned with what looked like a pamphlet. He handed it to me and I looked it over.
On the cover was a picture of Jessica Stanley passed out, boob hanging out of her shirt and bottle of Boone's Farm wine still in her hand. The title was "The Skankiness of Jessica Stanley". I gave a confused but interested look towards Rose and all she said was, "in flames!" I opened the pamphlet and the inside was filled with pictures of Jessica in various compromising positions with about 50 different guys. If the guys face was too visible it was conveniently blocked with the infamous black rectangle. Some of the pictures had the date stamped on them and several of them were from the same day…wow, different guys, same day; gross. The pamphlet also had various quotes from Jessica. Some were referring to Mike as a closet sausage smoker. There were a few in there where Jessica called Bella a goody-goody with an idiot for a father. Chief swan was mentioned again when Jessica was quoted as saying "I could tell Charlie the sky was polka dotted and as long as I blamed Edward for it he'd believe me and haul his ass in for it"
Apparently she was printing enough to share with the entire student body of Forks High. Once these got out Jessica would suffer social death. Alaska wouldn't be nearly far enough for her to escape this. Karma was knocking on her door, ready to shove its stiletto heel straight up her ass and Rose was going to provide the shoe.