Sorry it has taken so long for me to update. But I did post Trick or Treat last night if ya wanna read that! Anyways, from my science project to my classic films project I've had very little time to update Curse you teachers! But anyways, I have a long weekend (4 days!) so I'm updating! But just to let ya know there is probably only gonna be one more chapter to this story, then it's gonna be over. But no worries! I shall be posting other stories, I just need to find a good plot :D Anyways, this authors note is too long already… So read and review please!
"That game was rigged! It's Impossible!"
"Now Jack, just because you can't hit three bottles with a baseball, is no reason to be accusing people of rigging it!"
"B-but…Davey…"
"I mean, you almost hit that guy in the face!"
"He was standing in my way!"
"He was behind you!
"Well…well… It's still not my fault!"
"Of course not… Hey! Let's try that game!"
"Yeah! It doesn't look too difficult. All ya gotta do is get one of those rings around a bottle!"
"Okay… well it's your turn to pay."
"Aww… C'mon Davey!"
"Fine… what have you done with all your money?"
"Errm… well…"
"Lord, nevermind."
"Umm, excuse me young men, can I help you?"
"Yes ma'am. We need one bucket of rings please."
"Okay, that'll be five dollars."
"I owe ya one buddy."
"Heck yeah you do."
"Okay, here you go boys!"
-A few failed attempts and multiple choice words later.-
"Ergh! This is impossible!"
"Not really Jack… it's mostly physics. See, if you bend your wrist at a forty-five degree angle and… well factoring in all other forces like wind and gravity and such if you-"
"Oh will shut up! This has nothing to do with physics! It an amusement park game for Gods sake!"
"Oh really? How many times have you won this game then?"
"Well… what about you? You haven't won it either!"
"You haven't let me try!"
"Well, go ahead, try. I bet you 10 buc-"
clink
"What was that Jack?"
"…Nevermind"
"Oh, well congratulations young man! So, would you like the blue monkey or the red one?"
"Holy- those things are huge!"
"Err, I guess the blue one?"
"Okay, here you go!"
"How are you gonna carry that around all day Davey?"
"I dunno… I didn't even know they made things this big!"
"I think you cheated…"
"What?!? Like I said, it's merely physics. If you would've listened to me and just-"
"Oh shut up Davey…"
"Well, if you would just pay attention in class-"
"Oh come on now Davey, no one pays attention in that class but you."
"It's not my fault I excel while others… do not."
"Who're you talking about?"
"Certainly not you."
"Oh… alrigh' then…"
"Heh… someone doesn't know the definition of sarcasm."
"Huh? Wait a minute… Hey! You take that back!"
"Hahaha… Ow! That hurt!"
"Good! Callin' me stupid…"
"I never called you stupid!"
"Yes you did!"
"I did not!"
"Wha- yes you did!"
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Not."
"Too."
"Too what?"
"What? Huh? Oh now you've got me all confused."
"That's not hard to do."
"Well whaddya mean by that?"
"Sometimes it's best to not understand."
"…right."
So, whaddya think? Isn't confused Jack fun?
I actually took some of this from personal experience. I played that game and won a giant monkey. Everyone I walked by was all 'Woah! That thing is huge!'
It was fun. Wow, 2 updates in 24 hours. I'm on a roll!
Anyways… please review! :D I love you all!
