Summary: Refer to chap 1.

Pairing: Since Kanda FINALLY allowed me to write him (I'm a very persuasive person when I want to) it's Yullen for all of those that like it... :D

Warnings: If you ask from me, it's utter and random crack... All of them... But on a more general scale I suppose I should mention: human trade, yaoi, drug use, swearing, implied sexual situations, AUness, character deaths and, umm, just randomness... This is gotta be one of the longest lists I have of warnings :O :D

Rating: M (hmm, was it hard to guess? :D)

Disclaimer: I don't own D Gray-man or "The Worst Day Since Yesterday" by Flogging Molly

A/N: ... -listens to silence- I actually don't have anything to say... I suppose this series is complete now since I don't have any more pairings to do but I won't mark it such since I'm not sure... And yes, if you ask from me this whole Yullen collection is the biggest collection of crack I've written ever...

I hope you will enjoy this little piece of random crack I'm presenting to you :)

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Bittersweet love affair

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1. Snow Patrol – Chasing Cars

It was snowing outside. Or was it? He didn't quite know. There was something that really shouldn't have been there. A whiteness that was so snow-like yet too warm to be that cold substance.

He tried to stretch out his muscles but something obstructed his movement. A something that tightened its hold and mumbled something that sounded suspiciously like "let me sleep, dumbass". He dared a peek at what this mysterious something was and was quite surprised to see a pale body that had mismatched arms and a scar running vertically on the left side of its face and a black mask covering the right side of its face.

So, the idiot had returned then. He hadn't even woken up, pathetic.

The body started moving and soon he saw a grey eye looking at him.

He smiled "Welcome home, Moyashi."

2. Counting Crows – Mr. Jones

That dark hair was very intriguing in the least and the female, hmm, maybe a male in actuality, had the most mysterious look on his (?) face he'd ever seen. The boy, yes definitely a boy, was the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen and that started a fire inside him that couldn't be put out easily.

He'd have to pay a lot for this one, he knew. A hell of a lot, but it should be worth it in the end. And maybe he could get a little discount with his relations.

He gave a smirk and pushed his black hair out of his face momentarily revealing the row of dark crosses on his forehead.

"Tyki, I want him. Make it happen." The other man gave a slight bow and walked up to the owner of the auction.

3. The Godfather Theme (don't know who plays it or what it's called but I think you all know what I'm talking about)

"The Godfather is very disappointed in you."

"Lavi, what the hell are you talking about?"

"Aww, c'mon. Play along, pleeeeeaaaaaaaaase."

A roll of eyes. "Fine... So, why's he so disappointed?"

"You didn't tell me you were topping Yuu!"

Widened eyes and a surprised look. "But everyone knows that. Even Lenalee!"

"WHAT! Does Komui know that she knows?"

"Of course not! What you think I am? Suicidal?"

"Aah, yes, very much. Especially with two Innocences, a Noah and a curse of an Akuma inside of you. I think that'd drive anyone to insanity."

"Well, you might be correct with that one then..." A thoughtful expression.

"So... How is it?"

4. Pezz – When I Was A Little Girl

The music was like a drug. You couldn't get enough and the singer's voice was absolutely god-like. It's too bad that wonderful voice existed only on records anymore.

Yeah, his lover, his lovely idiotic Moyashi had died. He had been out partying with Tyki and Lavi and there had been heroine and of course the Moyashi never knew his limits and had gone and OD'ed.

5. Emilie Autumn – 306

The Noah was dangerous, he knew this. The Noah was the one of Seduction, he knew this too. But still he had fallen and fallen hard. He was being toyed with, that much was obvious. Why the Noah had remained interested even this long, he didn't know.

But this man thrusting into him, this man killing him slowly with his touches and licks and love wasn't his Allen. This man was someone he didn't know, yet he could see that same sparkle in his eyes, the same light in his smiles. Well, at least when his lips weren't covered with the blood of yet some unfortunate soul.

Why was he still alive? Why wasn't he a puppet to obey his Master's every wish?

He didn't know. Why he wasn't dead yet?

He didn't know. Why Allen had killed Lavi and not him?

He didn't know. Was he still loved? Even under all of that lust, be it for blood or for the joys of the flesh, was he really still loved?

Was that why the Noah (no, not Allen, never Allen, this man wasn't Allen) kept coming back? Was it because he had been loved once?

6. Elliott Smith - Fond Farewell

It was a funeral. It had been going on for a good while already. He saw but didn't care. He touched and hoped that love could burn again. He felt and he cried.

He cried like he'd never cried before it. He pretended he didn't see, pretended he didn't touch, pretended he didn't know. But all that time, from the beginning to the bitter end, he kept wondering? Why Lavi? Why his best friend? Why not Lenalee, or Komui? Why the only one he could ever really talk to?

Why had Yuu done that? Did he think he wouldn't be found out? A cold, bitter laugh.

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Darkness. Darkness with only two gleaming eyes to pierce it. Eyes that held madness and sorrow, desire to kill and insanity beyond reach.

And blood flowing down the man's face.

And red life flowing from the Japanese man on the floor, pierced with his own sword.

7. Emilie Autumn – Shallot

He'd always loved the sea. He didn't know why. He had seen the thing for the first time when he almost drowned in it but did that matter? He loved the feeling of just being and drifting on someone else's orders.

So, was it any wonder that he fell in love at the sea? While being attacked yes, almost dying yes, but did that matter? It was the freedom; it was the complete and utter trust in someone else. It was the matter of not for once being in control of everything.

He loved that feeling and that's why he always loved it oh-so-much when his lover was rough and didn't listen to him...much.

In the end, did it really matter why he did what he did?

Well, then, why? Freedom.

8. Eminem – Drug Ballad

He loved the feeling of snorting cocaine from the other's firm stomach. He loved it almost as much as the feeling he got out of the drug.

The pale skin contrasting (how? he didn't know) the whiteness of the powder and giving him that last push over the edge. What was so different? Well, he wasn't getting high for once. And well, he supposed when he swam closer to the darkness, there'd be no high-on-drugs-and-hypersensitive-sex this time. Not when the darkness was getting closer by the second and he could feel some weird coldness wrapping around him and, his lover? Well, he wasn't sure.

Didn't know was the music coming from his head or from the one residing there. Didn't know if the blood was his or Kanda's. Didn't know if he could ever let go. Didn't know anything... Not anymore... And then...

Only darkness.

So warm.

9. Travis – Why does it always rain on me?

Still and not very light, that's what the mood was. It was almost like someone was repeating in his head it's the worst day since yesterday and why? Well, he didn't know.

Maybe it was the rain, maybe something else. He didn't know, didn't really want to know. Couldn't process the knowledge even if he'd gotten it. It was too absurd of a concept and he almost laughed aloud. It couldn't have happened, it really couldn't have.

But, still, here he was, sitting beside a hospital bed that was occupied. But not for long... He would soon find solace and peace in the darkness six feet under. Did it really matter that he wasn't the dead one? If they'd just bury him too they'd get rid of that problem also.

Did it really matter that they thought he could move on? Did it really matter that they thought he was going to get over it and continue living without Yuu?

10. Linkin Park – Don't Stay

Breaking glass and shouted words. That's what Lavi heard when he found Yuu and Allen after a long while of searching.

And the shouting got worse...

"Just go all ready! I don't need you bastard!"

"Who the hell said I needed you brat?!"

"Well, who the fuck came crawling to my doorstep begging for forgiveness after fucking about half of the Order?"

Harsh claim. But very true, too.

"Half the Order! Who the fuck told you that shit?!"

"I didn't need to be told! I can see their fucking dim-witted looks directed at you!"

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A/N: -falls off a tree- I guess, this is the end of this little journey.. Sad, in some freakish way :D But I'm still open to suggestions if you have any pairing bothering your mind, I will at least try it :)

For now, thanks for sticking with me and hope you enjoyed the read as much as I enjoyed writing them :D