I don't own Naruto
Akatsuki Game Night
"Okay, it's a 7 of heart , queen of hearts and 5 of spades. So who's in?" Zetsu asked
"I'm out" Itachi said
"I stay" Hidan said
"I call" Kakuzu
"Why can't I get anything good, I'm out" Deidara
"I see and raise with 50k" Kisame
"I'm out" Sasori
"Tobi is out too" Tobi
"Not worth it" Pain
"I'm in" Konan
"I'm out" Zetsu
"50k more, fine by me" Hidan
"Me too" Kakuzu
"Fine, so it's Hidan, Kakuzu, Kisame and Konan left" Zetsu said "with 300k in the pot and the next card is 3 of clubs"
"I stay" Hidan
"I am out" Kakuzu
"I'm in" Kisame
"I fold" Konan
"Okay, next card is 2 of heart, so show us your cards"
"I've got 9- and 5 of heart, giving me a flush" Hidan said
"I've got 8 of clubs and 6 of spade, I was hoping for a straight" Kisame said
"Well Hidan wins the 300k and I'm no longer the dealer so Itachi if you will take these cards I will go myself something to eat"Zetsu said angry, ready too leave
"We already thought of that" Kakuzu said before Zetsu had a change to leave" why do you think I would let Hidan get lost in the streets in that village, you know he kills people without asking afterward, so we got you a little human snack, literally"
Then Kakuzu gave Zetsu a big bowl with human fingers and toes.
"And Deidara, I don't want to see any more "mouth-fluids", on my chips again, that's why you got your own bowl, this time" Pain said, almost ready to kill him
"You know it's sicking, with those things in your palms, when you drool into the food others people eat" Itachi said cool as ever
"One drop 'cause your hungry and it will hunt you for the rest of your life" Deidara said sad
"Let's just get on with the game"Kakuzu said impatient
A few hours later...
The only once left in the game was Itachi, Kakuzu and Tobi. Kakuzu is still in the game, because he was a bit lucky, to take down Kisame and Hidan, if he didn't he wold been out of cash by now. Itachi made Zetsu's black and white side argue with each other, because he put a small genjutsu on the white side and made him angry, after that he pissed Sasori of by saying he couldn't wait much longer, it ended in showdown, witch during Itachi used his sharingan, but Sasori said he was immune, but after wards Itachi said he just use it to see deep into his eyes to see the reflection of his glass eyes.
Tobi was another case, he's apparently very good at controlling others, he also took advantage of Zetsu's arguments and made it worse, slowly, in the meantime he successfully made Deidara so angry he was not able to control him self, and everyone left tore him apart. One round before Deidara was out, Tobi started complementing Konan to the sky and back, witch really pissed Pain of and he and Konan started killing one another, it ended with them revealing everything abort their playing style and they were destroyed just after Sasori.
Zetsu offered to stay as a dealer, and he did. The last anyone saw abort Konan and Pain was they headed towards the stairs, filled with an ocean of alcohol, just before they went up the stairs Pain started sucking Konan's face and carried her up stairs bride style, it was only Itachi that saw that out of the corner of his eye, a bit later Kakuzu noticed Pain's other bodies going up stairs also. Sasori was, of coerce, pissed so he just got away from there as fast as he could. Hidan went to his room to pray for forgiveness, because he had sin, for the first time in his live as he said himself. Kisame went to his room too feed his pet fishes, something abort a big sushi tomorrow. Deidara just went to some random place to blow up stuff and yell to the running people abort his so called art.
"Let's start" Zetsu said, as he started dealing, and laid three cards in the middle
"King of diamond, ten of clubs and ace of spade" Zetsu's black side said as the white replied "Who's in and who's out?"
"Raise with two millions" Itachi said with no emotions at all
"Your bluffing, I see and raise with four more" Kakuzu said eager
"Tobi is still a good boy, so I also raise with five" Tobi said sounding a little stupid
After Tobi's raising Itachi and Kakuzu called
"Okay, next card is four of spades" Zetsu said
"I raise fifteen million"Itachi still without emotion
"So obvious, another twenty from me, see if you can...."Kakuzu said
"All in"Tobi interrupted
"Sure I've got more cash then you so I don't have too...."
"All in"Itachi said, now forcing Kakuzu too go all in as well
Kakuzu went all in as well and Zetsu went on
"So the last card is ace of diamond, show your cards"and Tobi did first" a jack of hearts and a five of spades, you were hoping for a queen, idiot, Kakuzu you have a... wow two kings witch give you full house with kings and aces, so Itachi can you beat that?"
"Of course, he can't I will be taking that pile of cash, ha ha ha"
"You goal is darkening it's road towards it, I have two aces, witch give me four of a kind witch beats a full house" Itachi said still without any emotion
So what do you think plz review and I know the ending sucks