Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS FROM ICE AGE. I ONLY OWN THE CHARACTERS I CREATED.
Guy: Hey everyone!
Dude: Hello!
Guy: Hey Dude, have you seen Callidus?
Dude: ...
Guy: Dude?
Dude: ...
Callidus: Hey, sorry I'm late!
Guy: Oh, hey! Can you help me figure out what's wrong with Dude?
Callidus: Isn't there always something wrong with him?
Guy: HA! True. Let's just leave him be... I'm sure he'll be fine...
Callidus: Wait, What's the title name?
Guy: A Single Hello.
Callidus: Did Dude say hello?
Guy: Oh, yeah... You're so smart!
Callidus: Sure, well anyways the story will continue soon.
Dude: See you later!
Guy: Hey now your tal---
1 and a half days later
Guy: It's me!
Dude: And me!
Callidus: And me! And we're introducing the new chapter!
Guy: So grab some popcorn.
Dude: Munch on a candy bar.
Callidus: And drink a fruit cocktail. Now Dude, will you do the honors of starting this thing?
Dude: Will do, Hit it!
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A few hours had come and gone into the night, and the rain refused to cease. Freezing to the bone, I waited for the monsoon to reach its cessation. My eyes turned to the soaking wet canine, Boss. He was still breathing, and sleeping. He looked horrible after being swallowed by that huge dinosaur. My attention turned to the wound in my leg, which was still open and bleeding, a lot. Stupidly, I squeezed on the side of the gash, trying to close it and stop the blood flow. But of course, the pressure only helped ooze out more blood,
"Aw crap..." I whined, not to anybody in particular, since I was alone besides the sleeping dog, I might as well have been talking to the bloody wound. Literally.
Minutes seemed to become hours, the battle between me and exhaustion raged on, and I was losing, quickly. My fatigue was eating up the remaining energy I had, and my eyelids seemed to be getting heavier. Sleep almost took me, but my eyes rested on a moving figure that took on the shape of a weasel, and my vigor returned instantaneously.
The silhouette dashed about frantically, as though it was looking for something of great importance. Quickly, I got on my feet and ran towards it, not bothering to consider that this creature might be dangerous, but I needed help, and so did Boss. The silhouette was a dark brown weasel carrying a knife. As I prepared to greet the weasel, it suddenly turned around and slashed me in the chest with the white knife, obviously his nerves were fried. A yelp came from my mouth, and I stumbled back, wrapping my arms around the new wound, whimpering in pain.
"Oh, hello." he spoke sorrowfully.
"H-hi…" I tried saying while enduring the throbbing pain.
"Listen, sorry but, I gotta help someone right now, but here, take these herbs and this fruit. They should ease the pain, and that fruit is a Star Fruit. It can do wonders for the body." He took some herbs and a couple of star fruit from a nearby tree and handed them to me. I was still holding my chest as if it was about to fall apart, and took the herbs and fruit by one arm. And with that, he left still looking for something. When he found what he's looking for, he glanced back at me, and ran somewhere else. I wanted to follow him, but I remembered Boss was still in the dark cave and I couldn't just leave him. So I headed back.
When I was close to arriving, Boss was awake and howling at the night sky. I cautiously walked over to him and he quickly started growling towards me.
"Hey, calm down. I'm just here to help." I assured him. I walked into the moonlight allowing myself to be seen.
"Wait a minute, you're that one weasel! And I… and I remember being eaten by a huge lizard… Did… did you help me?" he said in confusion.
I didn't know what to say, when I was in that dinosaur I was just trying to save myself, and when I did, I just so happen to see Boss and took him with me. I just made out some word and tried to say something. "Uhh… I think so." "STUPID!" I thought to myself. Not knowing what Boss was gonna do next; he just examined me with his eyes. He's right eye was blue and his left was brown. He turned his attention to my gash on my leg and the fresh cut decorating my chest.
"You went through all that just to help me?" He spoke again in a much calmer tone. Not knowing what to say again, he's the one who gave me that gaping gash unknowingly, and I got a cut by another weasel.
"Umm… yes?" "STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!" I insulted myself while trying not to look like a weirdo though I placed a crooked smile across my face. He raised an eyebrow and gave me a warm smile and said,
"Even after I tried to eat you, you were kind enough to still help me in my time of need."
"Yeah I know I get it, I helped you. Blah, blah, blah. It's no big deal." I said rudely. Ignoring my last comment he bowed down and stated, "I am in your debt. Is there anything I can do for you?" He sounded like a servant! I never thought Boss could be so willing. "Umm… Uhh… that, that won't be necessary." I stammered.
"You saved my life; I have to do at least something to thank you."
"Umm…" I looked over at the two teeth I set down and thought of an idea after seeing that one weasels' knife.
"When the rain stops, I want you to help me find some strong and firm sticks. I'm gonna use them for something."
"As you wish, Master."
"Master?" I laughed.
"I knew you'd giggle." He said with a smile.
I sliced some of the fruit with one of the dino's teeth and ate it. It put a huge smile on my face, "That was the best thing I ever ate in my life!" I shouted. I sliced another piece for Boss; he sniffed it and then turned it away.
"Come on. Eat some. It's good for you."
"Sorry, I don't like fruit."
"Why not?" I asked stupidly.
"Duh, I'm a wolf. We only eat meat."
"Your life just gets sadder and sadder." I smiled, he smiled back, and we both started laughing and talking while the rain was slowly starting to fade away.
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Guy: Eww... stop gettin-
Callidus: Shut up! And get used to it! There's already blood, and vomit on this floor!
Dude: Hey guys, aren't you forgetting something?
Guy: Oh yeah. *Clears throat*
All: Now introducing a new friend, it's Boss!
Boss: Hello there.
Guy: Hey Boss, what's it feel like being with the good guys now?
Boss: It feels... good.
Dude: Boring...
Callidus: Don't be rude.
Dude: Well you were rude to him to in the story.
Callidus: ... Anyways, Boss, do you have another name we can call you?
Boss: That's my little secret.
Dude: B-O-R-I-N-G...I'm changing the channel.
Guy: Wait no! That's the---
