Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS FROM ICE AGE. I ONLY OWN THE CHARACTERS I CREATED.
Boss is the kind of character that is very rude and mean. But once you get on his good side, he'll show you a different side of his personality. But for some reason, outside of the story, he is... ALWAYS; rude, mean, impulsive, loud, sarcastic, annoying, intolerable, a jerk face, selfish, stingy, despicable, ill-tempered, rotten, troublesome, vile, unfriendly, bothersome-
Boss: I THINK they get the point... *grumbles*
Dude: What's going to happen?
Callidus: You'll read soon.
Boss: How soon? Like a few hours, or one day?
Callidus: I'd bet on the one day and a few hours since Guy is still recovering.
Dude: Hey Boss~ .
Boss: What... *stomach growls*
Dude: Are ya still *zoom in* hungry? *zoom out*
Boss: I won't be once I eat you. *growls*
Dude: Of course. That is, if you do eat me.
Boss: That can be arranged.
Callidus: Do both of you always have to fight?
Dude: Yes. :P
Callidus: ... *sigh* Alright, I'll give you both a deal, if no one, argues till chapter 6, I'll reward all of us with Japanese food. Deal?
Boss&Dude: DEAL!
2 days later.
Callidus: Aww... well I was slightly off. Two days is good enough for me.
Boss: Whatever, anyways, we took the liberty of writing the story so that Guy doesn't have to.
Dude: And I helped! :P
Boss: No you didn... umm... I'm just going to shut up...
Dude: Hey Boss look at me! I'm wearing your make-up!
Boss: I don't wear... *stares down*
Callidus: Dude? Don't you want the Japanese food?
Dude: Yes!
Callidus: Then stop provoking Boss to argue with you!
Dude: Nah, I don't feel like it. Anyways, here's the story! Hit it!
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As we started to look for the blue one-eyed weasel, I looked over at Boss and just stared at his blue and brown eyes while we were walking. When he glanced at me once he just ignored me. I continued staring just thinking how they became like that, I my mind was only focusing on them, it was really interesting to me, don't get me wrong I don't love Boss I just like his eye colors. When he looked at me again, his eyebrow scrunched down and he said "Why do you keep staring at me?" slightly annoyed. My mind came back and I shook my head
"Sorry, it's nothing." I apologized looking down. When a few minutes passed by, there was an awkward silence and things got tense. We just continued looking for Buck anywhere. I wanted to check above from a tree "Can I look for Buck up there?" I pointed up at the tall tree. He raised an eyebrow "Who am I? Your mom?" I guess that was a bit immature. "So… is that a yes?" I forced a crooked smile. He snorted and then continued walking. I bolted up the tree then out of nowhere I saw Buck! I was so glad I was about to call out to him, suddenly, something stabbed me on the back of my head, "Ow!" I said as a reaction. When I moved my paw over to where it was, I grabbed something and pulled it out, removing it made it actually hurt, but I endured the pain and pretended it was nothing so that Boss won't think too much of it. When I brought it to my face to examine it, it looked like a sharp needle like thing that looks like it came from a plant. I came down the tree, rubbing my head where it stabbed me.
"You, okay?" Boss looked somewhat concerned. It didn't hurt too much, so I said, "I'll be fine." with a fake smile. Then I remembered that I saw Buck so I said,
"Oh yeah, Boss. I saw Buck past those bushes." His head picked up.
"Well what are we waiting for? Let's go!" We headed straight where Buck was, Boss was in front of me, I pushed away some leaves in my path, and it bounced back and brushed gently on my wound. I suddenly felt a sharp jolt of pain that made me stop suddenly. My reaction was to grab the back of my head, but when I did, that jolt came back again and again and again till I let go. It felt like being repeatedly stabbed on the same spot over and over. The pain was so severe that it brought me to my knees with my hands on my head. Boss looked behind himself and noticed me on the floor; he rushed over to help and asked, "What's wrong? What's wrong?" I couldn't speak and the only thing that was coming out was violent coughing. Soon I started to see blood on the floor and there was a stream of tears falling from my eyes. When Boss looked at my head, he noticed my wound, he placed his paw on it and I screamed on the top of my lungs, Boss jumped back in shock. When I ran out of breath, I passed out.
Later when I woke up, I was lying down in a small cave. I looked out of the mouth and it was still day time and my head wasn't hurting anymore, that is until I touched it again. I sat right up when I did and heard a familiar voice behind me say, "Whoa, you startled me." When I looked back thinking it was Buck, Boss was staring at me looking slightly relived, but I wasn't.
"How long was I out for?" asking in confusion.
"Two months."
"TWO MONTHS?!?!" I shouted surprised. Boss laughed.
"Just kidding, only 20 minutes." He said laughing some more. I frowned,
"That wasn't funny!" I barked.
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have scared you."
"You didn't scare me!" I yelled in defense.
"But we will." Said an unfamiliar voice coming from the jungle. Boss and I turned to the jungle and saw two weasels come out, one was tall and had red fur, and the other was shorter and had light brown fur.
"Who are you?" I said while grabbing my double bladed weapon. Boss was in a battle stance and looked ready for a fight.
"Did you too enjoy my little gift I sent with an arrow?" He said sarcastically and stepped forward. I faked a jump which made him leap back. I smiled and then snarled,
"There was no gift, just an arrow." I backed up.
"Whoops! Looks like I forgot to attach it, didn't I Crevan?" He laughed and then Crevan handed him a small berry. He tossed it up and caught it, then looked at us and quickly threw it straight at Boss. It hit him in the face and a puff of smoke exploded out of it. I couldn't see and moments later Crevan leaped at me through the smoke and tackle me against the wall which made me release my weapon. My head slammed my wound against the wall and my eyes closed tight and I let out a large cry. Suddenly I felt force on my hand and found my arm extended while Crevan was holding onto his stomach. My reflex must have punched him so I had a chance to attack, I reached down to grab my weapon and I tripped Crevan and he fell. When I was about swipe the blade down at him, he covered his face with his left arm tightly closing his eyes. When I looked at him, he looked so helpless, so I stood frozen with my weapon still above my head. When he opened his eyes, he kicked my leg and I fell down. He stood up, grabbed my weapon and sliced at my leg. I yelped and tried to get up, but Crevan kept me down and submitted me. When the cloud of smoke disappeared, I noticed Boss was still fighting the red weasel, but he was cut all over and the weasel didn't even have a scratch. I struggled to try and get away from Crevan but he continuously punched my stomach that seemed like revenge for punching him. My head touched the floor and I felt the jolt of pain again which made me twitch and knee Crevan really hard on the "balls". He jumped off me and curled up holding onto his "things". Boss couldn't fight anymore so he collapsed. I quickly got up and ran straight towards the red weasel, but unfortunately, he grabbed me by the neck when I was running at full speed and he held me in the air. He was squeezing my neck tighter and tighter laughing while he does it. Crevan slowly got up and took my weapon and dragged Boss over to where the red weasel was.
"What do we do with them Brone?" Crevan asked still a little creaky from me kneeing him.
"Hmm…" Brone thought, "Let's throw them into the bubbling tar pits." He chuckled to himself. They started walking and Brone was still holding onto my neck while dragging me on the ground. I looked at Boss and he was out cold, and when I looked at Crevan, he looked sad with his head down, but when he glanced at me, he picked his head right up and put on a strange expression. When we got to a cliff, Brone lifted me up by the neck again and was holding me above a bubbling tar pit.
"Any last words punk?" Brone whispered in my ear.
"Let… Boss go…" I tried saying.
"What was that? Let you go? As you wish." He let me go with an evil smile as I was falling down towards the black sludge. Moments later I saw Boss and my weapon was thrown off the cliff too. When I was falling closer and closer Brone turned away smiling, Crevan looked down at the corner of his eye and left. I was about to hit the bubbling tar pit, but before I did, I let out a scream, I dropped in, then my weapon did and finally Boss did. I didn't open my eyes but rather the opposite. The tar was sticky, warm, and thick as I was sinking down towards the bottom. There were so many things on my mind that I was thinking of. My mind was being filled as my lungs were shrinking. My last thought was, "I'm going to die now." that much I know was very clear. Till I felt something pushing me up.
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Dude: Since Callidus and Boss is undertar and Guy is sick. I'm the only one left here. Aren't you happy? Cuz I am, now you all have to listen to me! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Yesterday I ate some weasel soup for breakfast, then at lunch time I had weasel soup, then at dinner I ate weasel stew, then today at breakfast I ate weasel soup, and at lunch I ate weasel soup, and finally I had……………………., you guessed it! Pizza. See you guys later!