Yup, still bored.


"Wait, come back!"

"What is it now, sire?"

"I'm still on fire!"

"That's your problem."

"But –"

"Maybe you should go jump in the moat."

"No! Fetch me some water!"

"Nah, don't wanna."

"What??? Why???"

"You fired me."

"What's that got to do with anything?"

"I'm not your servant any longer, therefore you can't order me to do anything."

"But I'm the prince!"

"And I'm Merlin!"

"Exactly!"

"If you want my help, getting into my bad books isn't the best idea."

"I'm sorry."

"No you're not."

"I am!"

"You're faking it."

"Merlin, you can't leave me like this!"

"Yes I can."

"No you can't!"

"Watch me."

"BUT I'M STILL ON FIRE!!! WHAT WILL MY FATHER THINK???"

"He'll think you've been playing with matches."

"Oh, how I hate you."