Disclaimer: I do not own Azumanga Daioh!
Have you heard of the Hollow space arrangement theory?
Sakaki: …. Hollow space theory? I've never heard of that.
Yomi: I doubt it's something that you should have heard of….
Chiyo: I've never heard of it too. What is the theory about?
Baka trio: WAHAHAHA!
Tomo: Behold! Bow to us! Admire us! Pray to us! Beg for us! Wash our feet! Kiss our bu…
Yomi: What is it that you want to tell us?
Kagura: Hehehe! It is a theory invented by the three of us!
Osaka: -smiles evilly-
Flashback
-KON!-
Osaka: Owwww…
Kagura: Be careful! It sounds like it hurts a lot…
Tomo: Whoa… that was loud. It sounds as if it's empty.
Kagura: That's a very bad thing to say to someone who just knocked into a lamp post with her head!
Tomo: No, I mean it. If you knock on your head, you can also hear some sound right? Like this… -demonstrate by knocking her head with her knuckle-
Kagura: -tries it too- Oh… I think I hear it. But aren't we supposed to be dead if there's a hole in our brains?
Osaka: No wonder…
Tomo and Kagura: No wonder what?
Osaka: No wonder I can't remember anything I study. Because it's hollow, the things I try to remember can't get through to the other side of my brain.
Tomo and Kagura: Oh…
-Everyone stops for a while to think about it-
Tomo: No… I think it's because there's an empty hole in the middle, the stuff we study gets reflected inside the skull so much that it disintegrates into nothing!
Osaka and Kagura: Oh…
End of Flashback
-Silence-
The Baka Trio looks at the people, waiting…
Chiyo: Oh… erm… wow? Nice, erm… discovery?
The Baka Trio changes their attention to Chiyo and smiles at her, waiting…
Chiyo: Erm… nice theory? … … Ah! I wonder if the theory applies to me?
Yomi: -sensing danger- NO! The theory does not apply…
Immediately, Tomo and Kagura grabs Chiyo and aims her at the blackboard, her head pointing at it. Osaka has already drawn a bull's eye on the board and is standing next to it, smiling.
Tomo and Kagura: One! Two!
Chiyo: -screaming hysterically- AHHHHHHHHH! SAVE ME!
Yomi: Stop it! You'll kill her!
Tomo and Kagura: Three!
-KOOOOOOOOOoooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnn-
Baka Trio: … …
Yomi: You killed her!
Sakaki: -rushes to Chiyo and helps her up- Are you alright?
Chiyo: Owww… Owww… Waaaaaaaaa… It hurts!
Osaka: Oh… That was loud…
Kagura: -nods her head in agreement- Yeah…
Tomo: -very enthusiastically- Who wants to try next?
Yomi: NO ONE!
Pls R&R!