Disclaimer: I do not own Azumanga Daioh!
Pls note that KW means Kimura's wife. So far, I do not know her name. If anyone has any idea what her name is, pls tell me! Thank you! And on to the story!
Mr and Mrs Kimura
Chiyo and group are having their lunch under the tree near the corridor. There was still some time left before lunch break is over. Kimura's wife walks out of the school building happily, carrying her empty lunchbox.
Chiyo: Hey! Isn't that Kimura sensei's wife? – waves happily - Mrs Kimura! Over here!
KW: Hi! Hi! - runs blindly to the group -
Chiyo: - frantically - Ah! Look out for the…
-SPLAT! (KW falls flat onto the corridor)-
Chiyo: …step up the corridor…
Osaka: Owww…
Sakaki: …Too late…
Yomi: So… you brought sensei's lunch to him today too?
KW: Yes! –smiles happily- he loves the lunch that I prepares and always wants me to bring it to him. He prefers me to make the lunch look lovey dovey and he loves omelettes in it! He always requests me to make…
Tomo: Whoa… I didn't know she can ramble on like that… just like Yomi!
Yomi: -whacks Tomo- I do NOT ramble!
Osaka: ... Why?
Yomi: Well, because I do NOT ramble on like that… wait a minute, what were you asking about?
Osaka: Why did Mr Kimura and Mrs Kimura get married?
-The group looks at Mrs Kimura who is still rambling on. They turn around and whisper-
Yomi: No matter how true it is…YOU MUST BE JOKING!
Sakaki: … Because he is the father?
The rest: ... ...
Tomo: He must be the Sex God!
Kagura: The ultimate Sex partner!
The rest: What!
Yomi: What are you both talking about in front of Chiyo?
Chiyo: -blushes-
Tomo: I mean, look at her! –group turns around and looks at rambling Mrs Kimura- She might have got pregnant and forgot who she slept with!
-The group turns around and looks at Mrs Kimura. She has just finished her story about Kimura's lunch box-
KW: -smiles sweetly-
Chiyo: Erm… do you have any children?
KW: -smile sweetly-
Osaka: -very seriously- Did you marry to Kimura sensei because you woke up one morning and saw him by your side?
The rest: -shocked at Osaka's question-
KW: Hmmm….
The group: -looks at her nervously-
KW: Hmmm...
-At last-
KW: –asks innocently- … You mean… I'm married to him?
The group: -shocked- NOOOOOOOO!